Chatty Cake

I don’t really care about Dorit but damn if there hasn’t been too much sucky Sutton this season. I’m sick of her voice, her snobby commentary, her insults to Dorit, her southern lady bullshit and her overall grossness. She has money because it was worth it to her ex husband to get rid of the asshole. I like how she’s going for Dorit who is more of a talker than a fighter. Someone needs to tell Sutton she’s not that tough. I remember when Erika had her in tears and shaking in her overpriced shoes. I always think these food events are a waste on the Oh Oh Oh Ozempic crew. Stop with the Boz and the baby storyline! It’s so stupid and downright gross! I find it amusing that her name is Boz and she dresses like a clown.

Maybe. Are they in a hurry to pick up cameras after this recent dull season? Jenn got several years though. Teresa served just under a year. I guess if Bravo announces a special with Ray called “Kurn Checks In,” we’ll know.

David needs to stop apologizing to Michelle. I think he means well but he’s done it multiple times usually after another lie is exposed. Each time she responds with sarcasm and eye rolling. I agree. It’s time for Emem to do the same.

I was relieved that Karla asked for a divorce. They made it seem like she was considering giving it a chance. I was glad Juan admitted he didn’t like the spiritual crap. She looked a bit peeved. I hope Thomas and Camille really give it a chance. I agree that they could start off in one of their smaller apartments, use the other for storage and start looking for something more suitable. David gave Michelle the gift of being a victim. Instead of owning that he completely messed up and tried to cover it with lies, he continued to put it back on her. Viewers saw how she treated him. Madisons apology to Allen was also weak. She says they didn’t plan it, that it wasn’t done maliciously. Well no shit. Nobody joins the show and announces a plan to cheat on their new spouse if another spouse catches their eye. She needed to acknowledge that pretending there was a chance while already involved with David was what was really the messed up part. Poor Emem. Ikechi is no longer the biggest jerk but she keeps trying to give him the business like he is. She should have said hello to him and ended it there. Allen was right telling David to stop saying their intention wasn’t bad. Yes it was! Otherwise, he wouldn’t have tried that story about the text being about food and Madison wouldn’t have acted like there was a possibility for them as a couple while enjoying gym time together and nights out drinking. Madison looks clown like with her makeup and dress for what should be a walk of shame. Instead she’s loud and proud and ready to go after Michelle. While I agree with her that Michelle didn’t give a crap about David, that doesn’t mean he’s up for grabs like round 2 of a white elephant gift exchange.

Phaedra supposedly leaving the group is all script. They really didn’t need to haul out Apollo to fake argue with her and pretend she couldn’t handle the group. Many seasons ago, when Greg argued with Quad, (and fell on the floor) I thought the two were simply not good for each other. After seeing him berate Tea, I think he’s an abusive man. I have overall liked Damon through the years but I think it’s time for him to retire his speeches.

She might think sneaking around to Taco Bell at three in the morning with David was exciting but that will get old fast. She already looked like she was having second thoughts about David when she saw everyone’s reaction to their “connection.” While Allen could have “ read the room,” Madison could have “ told Allen the truth.” Speaking of which, how long until Davids lying to Madison? He lies so easily and seems to go with the flow. Even during the on camera confession, it took Madison to initiate it.

I found part two better than one but still boring. The best part was Wendy telling the truth about Mia living in Atlanta. Wendy also got to clap back at Ashley. I did think Wendy didn’t like Josh because he’s a young white dude. However, Ashley and Gizelle did come for Eddie some seasons back. Wendy’s been waiting.

I actually enjoyed Fridays episode. Shelia is okay in small doses. The Remy actor is decent. I like him better than Will. I found it a bit comical that Bill was being a dick so Shelia sprung Remy on him. Enjoy! There’s no free lunch though. We still had to suffer through Finn spitting it out that he banged his aunt when he was 18. Stuffer is being compassionate but we know she’s going to flip shit when she finds out he fathered his cousin. At least we’ll have that next week. I’d much rather watch Remy and Luna over the Forrester Creations Crap or Ridge verbally abusing Brooke while he strings along Taylor. In fact if they decide to up Luna’s body count, I’d like to nominate Ridge. He’s horrible. Give Bill to Brooke. They were okay together despite the Katie tie.

It annoyed me when Pastor Cal claimed that Michelle had turned a corner. What was he talking about? There were times she wasn’t questioning him and spoke to him in a friendly manner but she never said she was feeling attracted to him. She never admired anything about him. I have no idea why Cal said that except to guilt David into feeling bad for claiming it wasn’t a real marriage.

The experts requested another meeting between Ikechi and Emem I guess for filler and ratings. Pastor Cal wanted to know if there was a chance of salvaging the mess that was their marriage? Where has he been? I thought the read she prepared for him with the folder wasn’t that good. I understood why Allen ripped the pictures and burnt her vows but he should have put it all in the garbage instead of leaving it out. Did he really break the mug? I don’t blame him for not wanting those items out there. Madison of course couldn’t call a friend for sympathy fast enough. The idiot friend had to indulge her and call Allen a psycho when Madison was the one pretending there was a chance for her and Allen while sneaking out with a married man that Allen considered a friend.

I do think the drinking and partying as a group and often without their spouses isn’t doing them any favors. Still, they should be able to live in the same building and resist each other. I guess some women can’t say no to a poofy front ponytail wearing, basement dwelling, party boy, lying man child if he’s glistening at the gym in a baggy tank and shorts with his ex-girlfriend’s name peaking out.

Karla has said she wished for kisses and cuddles but Juan just ignores her. I don’t know if he’s trying to get into acting or more modeling jobs but the dude has zero interest in a marriage. Getting married at first sight isn’t supposed to be “fun” but more and more couples seem to be treating it like an acting gig.

I don’t know. She knew he was lying, she said it time after time. Why didn’t she leave him for that? I know it made for more drama for the show so there’s that. By the way, does anyone else think Allen has looked hotter in these last two episodes? David on the other hand looks like a sloppy mess. I thought it was cool of Allen to bring his own spices. I’m sure he brought groceries too since he cooked for everyone.

I do think the ladies could have pointed out to Michelle that she never liked David and should quit acting like a victim when she treated him like crap. They need to stop coddling her! She may be mad that David turned his attention to Madison but that’s only because she wanted to be the one to dump him. She probably feels bad that David turned his attention to Madison. The ladies should also point out that unlike Michelle, Madison kept acting like Allen had a chance albeit a small one. They should also tell her that they know she is full of shit, knew right away that text was for her nasty ass and that they knew she was out drinking with him, having sex and stuffing that enormous mouth full of tacos afterward!

Did Shantel have the same husband at the end? I thought the man she was with when she was head to toe bright blue seemed different from earlier scenes.

I laughed at Camille and Tom in bed together discussing how safe they feel with their ADT at a couples retreat where everyone is coming and going and it’s all being captured by a camera crew. Part of me thinks Michelle can stop with her anger at being the victim of a cheating scandal from a husband that she had nothing with. I also doubt that her and Madison were friendly other than the filmed outings for the wives. Still, David should have ended the marriage early instead of blatantly lying and pretending for the cameras. Allen on the other hand kept giving Madison chances for an out because he knew she wasn’t into it but she kept him hanging on as though there was a chance. I also think Allen thought of David as a friend. Karla was right, David and Madison are both dirty. It seems like more happens when the cameras are down and the couples are out drinking.

Boz needs to stop with this baby storyline. If Keely knows the history she shared with viewers then he should not be alright with her trying to get pregnant. This is making him look like a jerk. I really hope this is Dorits last season. There is nothing entertaining about her. Grabbing Sutton’s purse and saying she owed it to her was so odd. Why did Dorit think she should be gifted that purse? For being interrupted by Sutton? Awkward and beyond rude. They end the episode with Kyle and Dorit discussing their separations again. Neither tells us anything.

Even then I could see her sitting next to the bed saying “Ridge, I am going to get your company back. Come home please”

Plus he hasn’t even been her grandpa for a full year yet and he treated her like crap until she was reformed to his liking. Grandpa my ass!

Where’s cousin daddy and his dilemma? Why do we have to endure the Forrester Fucked Over By Their Own Stupidity Team with guest star Pepe La Pew and their constant meetings? By the way Carter if you are going to steal a company you have to have the stomach for your own shady behavior and believe that the pigs you stole from deserve it. When is Brooke going to have enough of Ridge treating her like crap? She knows he’s banging his number 2. Why is she still begging?

Why does Michael have to kiss Victors ass? I hope Michael goes to the Abbott’s and tips them off. He also could have pointed out to Victor that Nikki corrupted Jack by being a drunken slob on the night that Victor is so mad about. Kyle needs to tell Victor that he will seduce every one of his granddaughters that are of age.

Why can’t Bravo stick with crew members named Ben or Kate? I can’t even remember the bosuns name let alone spell it.

Anthony didn’t realize how good he had it. Tsarina was nothing but nice to him. What a complaining fool. That guest was full of himself. People don’t usually mention their looks during grace. Poor Harry, that thumb looked quite painful. The bosun is looking to get laid. I think he’ll be a dud.

Are you guys going to watch Beyond the Gates?

I can’t make it through a whole episode these days. I didn’t even realize there was a fake and a real Damien until late last week. Why?