Chatty Cake

I have moments when I find Bronwyn annoying but I prefer her over Monica and Jen Shah.

Someone needs to come in and shame these ladies. And I am not talking about slut shaming which is a very real and serious problem at bat mitzvahs. There are housewives who have to share a room. There are housewives who get stuck with a tiny room and have to threaten to go to a hotel. There are housewives who have their suitcase hidden and nobody cares. These ladies were blessed with not one but two villas and they are still complaining. Shame on them!

How long are Camille and Thomas going to have the same discussion with different peoples takes on it? It’s time to focus on the present. Are any of the couples doing anything other than filming together? They’re in Chicago and should be out doing some things as a couple. I get not rushing into sex but I don’t see anyone showing any affection. Juan likes to show love through cleaning but why get married if you don’t expect to touch the other person at all? Ikechi announced that he would have made the fish tacos. Emem tried to make him happy and then he says well he could have made the tacos but doesn’t want to. What the hell? They could change the name of the show to Filming Together at First Sight.

Ubah was ridiculous. They should have let her go to a hotel. She really thought that obnoxious Brynn was going to take the worst room? Like Raquel pointed out Ubah has a small apartment and Brynn lives in that tiny shithole. They both should have been happy to be in a house for a change.

Did anyone find Jessel getting upset about her hidden suitcase funny? That’s not a prank, that’s being an asshole. I wish Jenna would tell that moron to quit pretending to be a lesbian. She’s not cute and it’s a gross thing to do. Of course the idiot will cry and say she was assaulted if anyone challenges her. I loved Rebecca getting a rise out of Brynn or should we say Brynn the Chin? I’ll go one further than Rebecca and say Brynn should not have kids ever. Russian billionaires calling at all hours can wreak havoc on a babies sleep.

I think it’s the they are scared of Erika aspect vs the drunk aspect. Erika raged at Garcelle before. I think in Palm Springs and Garcelle has certainly gone easy on her since. Dorit may not be weak but she certainly doesn’t scare the shit out of them the way Erika does.

True but I still don’t understand why Erika is let off the hook for being verbally abusive to the kid in the first place. Dorit brought up Erikas words about the Kyle text yet Kyle won‘t say boo to Erika. They are all scared of this woman for some reason. Gracelle is a coward for being all kiki with Erika but going after the easier target, Dorit. If I was Garcelles son I would tell her don’t you dare with that woman.

The Dorit/Kyle fight is not interesting enough to carry the whole season. Thanks Garcelle for bringing stupid Teddi into it over a social media post that nobody cares about. I get why Garcelle doesn’t like Dorit but she doesn’t need to turn into an asshole because of it. Sutton is extra annoying. The voice of help during a divorce blah blah blah. I am liking Boz more but I don’t understand why she would want to hang out with these people.

Simone and Cecil play the exasperated parents every season. It’s time they actually let the lazy losers stand on their own instead of their empty threats. You know that apartment smelled! Everyone hates Heavenly but I don’t think she’s bad for calling out thirsty ConeTessa and her equally thirsty husband. It doesn’t sound like Sweet Tea wants a baby enough to adopt one. It also seems like Dr Greg is losing interest altogether. True, but Dr Jackie used to make fun of her pregnant patients for gaining weight. She also liked to make jabs toward her costars here and there. The comments probably made her feel better about Curtis stepping out with ladies with thicker booties. Since she’s been called out about her past comments, she now pretends to be a more caring person and doctor.

Ashley don’t mind old and ugly if they’re rich but I doubt old rich guys would want to film a speed dating segment on Real Housewives. Hence the younger ambitious dudes that neither Gizelle note Ashley would want. I wouldn’t be surprised if Wendy was fired. She doesn’t seem to have much going on these days,

Oh please with the mistaken for the nanny bullshit. The woman is decked out in head to toe designer goods. Ain’t nobody mistaking her for a damn nanny. In fact, I bet Dorothy is springing for a nanny for her since she likes to pretend she has a career and Chris is lazy as can be. She enjoyed dissing her costars for being white looking. It was a joke on my part that she might call her son white looking and privileged. Possibly a bad joke but she’s made nasty comments more than once.

You are right. Just because she called Gizelle on her privileged, white looking ass doesn’t mean she would say that to her baby. She does have a mean mouth on her though, never seemed too happy with Chris and I can’t see her being happy as a mom.

I didn’t watch Love and Hip Hop but I always thought the Samuels seemed happy on Housewives. The Bassetts on the other hand were constantly miserable together. However, since the Samuels divorced I must have got it wrong. Speaking of Candace I bet she hates sharing the spotlight with her son lol. She probably yells at Chris to change the baby’s privileged, white ass.

Gizelle needs to spill more details. Can you just throw away a will and force someone to sign a new one? Gizelles dad’s lawyer should have a copy of his will. Wendy looked like she had a fat suit on for her arms. Looked awful. Her mom lost a lot of weight but she still seems miserable. Gizelle and Ashley have 20 years between them. They should not be at the same speed dating event. Everything that is upsetting Karen happened years ago. She needs to stop. Now she claims she was still mad at Ray for the taxes? Take some accountability Karen! I like Kiearna but she hasn’t had a chance to shine. Mia is gross.

Monique did good I’m certain. Chris is a good person and a hands on dad. As for Monique returning to the show, I think it would be sad without Chris. One thing I thought they had going was a good marriage. Unlike Robyn and Candiace’s husband’s ,Chris Samuels really seemed to love Monique.

As long as viewers don’t have to see that gross cheating pig Teddi I don’t care who she lives with.

Disgusting.

Maybe if Ubah’s boyfriend filmed with her, she would be more interesting to watch. All she does now is argue. She gets rather aggressive with Erin. Last season snatching her sunglasses and this season calling her a bitch. She’s mean and no fun.

I think as long as they were donating to her church she was sweet as can be.

Bronwyn making fun of Meilis hair when they show her in her talking head in a bad Halloween costume with stringy hair was rich. BTW on Real Housewives of NY, one of the newbies had on Bronwyns big ugly red heart coat that she wore in the first episode. I doubt she actually owns the thing.

I found Jenna’s sale interesting to watch. That was it. I like Raquel but thought the dress up theme was dumb. Jenna dressed like Brynn? While it was funny they need less Brynn not more. Ubah’s a bitch. Nothing fun about that one. Abe looked like an idiot. His dumb wife did too. I don’t care about Brynns story of assault. I believe her but I think she’s using it to gain sympathy from viewers to make up for her being a jerk. She’s done this before crying about being left in a diaper. Don’t care, I’m sick of her.

I wish these experts would intervene when they see a couple like Michelle and David. She’s never going to be into him no matter how many bonding activities they do. David seems to be trying to stay positive or is he? Was he calling her apartment simple to irritate her knowing that she wouldn’t react on camera? Davids apartment was a bit sad for a 36 year old but if she had feelings for him it wouldn’t necessarily be a deal breaker. Michelle was quick to ask about the laundry when she saw his parents washer and dryer. Juans apartment needs some shelves as well as a tv stand. What his apartment doesn’t need is Karla. I think Thomas is handsome and looks good. I don’t know what kind of swag Camille is foolishly mentioning considering her unflattering clothing choices. Emem has a lovely place and Ikechi couldn’t handle it. He doesn’t seem to like anything about her. I’m not sure if she is attracted to him. I find their exchanges rather odd. Why was he poking fun at her karaoke machine? If he’s so into music, you’d think he’d be a little enthused about it. Hello Allen! That’s some husband material. The nice place, the cooking and he seems kind. Too bad he’s been wasted on Elsa in Jean shorts. She appears like she’s trying but she’s not.

It’s an old man chastising his much younger wife. I’ll admit the exchange at the bat mitzvah wasn’t too bad but it’s been episode after episode of him lecturing or correcting her. It’s uncomfortable to watch. I love it. Bronwyn’s been acting like a pot stirring asshole. She has a credit bard but let’s face it, it comes with a grumpy old man.

I still prefer Bronwyn over Monica but she’s has proven to be another pot stirring asshole. I find her husband’s behavior amusing as well as her hideous, ugly clothes. She looked awful at the bat mitzvah.

The sleigh ride, Mary creeping and peeping, and slut/hair shaming make for a perfect bat mitzvah. I thought this was a real event with housewives thrown in but now I think it was a bravo event with a bat mitzvah thrown in.