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Ok, Rinna with the over sized Elton John ski goggle look is one of the most ridiculous fashion accessory…until I saw Dorit and Erika donning the Papa Smurf night caps at the chocolatier’s. Those stocking caps were just for a laugh, right? Because no way in Hell those were for food safety precautions. Both Dorit's and Erika’s heads of extensions were 80% uncovered. I hope all the candy made while they were present was tossed in the bin. And Cry Baby Kyle didn’t seem inconsolable while packing for her post Aspen trip to GA. She was annoyed and upset over an argument or Kathy being in a snit about not joining them on the plane home. If Kathy had really said the vicious things about Kyle Rinna is claiming, Kyle would be prostrate on the floor, surrounded by tear- and snot- riddled caftans, weeping and wailing in every scene.

At this point I want everyone to fake their deaths and get the hell out of Massachusetts. Every character is the worst caricature of blue collar “Massholes”. I hate them all. They are all flawed, and there really is no protagonist. Unless we want to count the network Exec who pulled the plug at season 2. You, Sir or Madam, are my hero.

Both Erika and Rinna showed their ignorance in its full glory in that scene. Rinna is unworldly and very obviously uneducated, so I’m not surprised she doesn’t know the meaning of very many words and phrases. But Erika was married to a big name lawyer. Prior to Tom’s decades long Ponzi scheme reveal, didn’t Erika claim to know a lot about the legal system? I vaguely remember her bragging that she could have been a paralegal. She knew the ins and outs of what happens with cases and how courts worked. Surely she would’ve learned what “dismissed without prejudice “ means, right? But that was before the sh** hit the fan, and Erika did a 180. Once Tom’s dirty deeds were exposed, she’s become the poor, pitiful neglected stay at home wife. She had to rely on an allowance, wasn’t allowed to see the checkbook and hadn’t been to a bank in years🙄

In addition to all of Erica’s snarling and swearing and bullying, and the statement she made about only caring about herself, something else this dumb twat said in the episode last night infuriated me. As she was basking in her “legal win” in the fancy ski shop (that she couldn’t afford to be sitting in if she weren’t with Diana), she was gloating how stupid and foolish everyone who came after her would look once the word got out she was exonerated (she was not). And said something to the effect that she couldn’t wait until they all would have to apologize to her for falsely accusing her/making her life hell. Excuse me? How narcissistic and sociopathic is this bitch anyway? Cancer patients, burn victims, orphans and widows who very clearly have suffered unimaginable tragedies, and have been financially wronged by Erica’s morally corrupt husband will not ever owe that c**ty witch an apology.

REFUGEES?!?!? WTF?? I don’t like Diana one bit, but I have empathy for what she and her family experienced in Bosnia. How could Diana sit there as Dorit and ERIKA call themselves ‘refugees’ without a word? She went after Sutton, repeatedly, for far less. It’s all so Mean Girls and Heathers. And it is so obvious that Erika did not pick up any legal lingo in her years with Tom. A case ‘dismissed without prejudice’ is not what she seem to think it does. As a graduate of the Law and Order School of TV Law. Even I know that means the case can, and probably will, be refilled. Dorit had better tread lightly. She is on the losing side in this battle of the half-wits. Diana will most likely be done after one season, and will take her bags of cash with her and never look back. Erika will hopefully be in jail or too poor to hang with this crowd next year. Rinna is circling the drain of public opinion and aside from this show, doesn’t have a big bank account. The ladies with money and Beverly Hills clout Dorit and PK covet are Kyle, Crystal, Kathy and Sutton.

Watching it now, but my first major eye roll of the evening is Dorit exclaiming how “chic” the ski shop is. Does Jamie Lee Curtis know her bag o’ charity swag has attained the same Dorit’s chic-meter score as this place? Maybe next season in Aspen, the wind chime and stainless sippy cup will be merchandised along side Ogier’s $4000 hot pink ski jacket now that they have received the same highest accolade from Dorit.

Even though the Strauss family are not the focus, Alan’s memories of his son and wife’s relationship is intriguing. So far, I think Alan’s late wife was kind of a (not so) passive-aggressive bitch toward her son. She willfully disrupted the Orthodox wedding ceremony by playing her guitar and singing when explicitly asked not too in the previous episode. Then we see Alan’s flashback to the family dinner with Beth cheerfully doling out ice cream to her non-Orthodox grandchildren in front of the other kids. That’s really cruel IMO. If she has a beef with her son and his wife, she shouldn’t take it out on the kids.

Kathy, Kim and Kyle grew up with the same mother (who screwed them all up in their own ways). The chase for wealthy men to “keep” the girls & herself in high end lifestyles was priority one. Kathy married a Hilton and from all accounts, it’s been a good match. He was born into wealth and showed Kathy what ‘old’ or inherited money looks like. The live very well, have lots of expensive material things at their disposal and any outsider would envy their extravagant lifestyle. But as many luxury items Kathy may have, she doesn’t seem to have the same “lookit me!” mannerisms that Kyle does. Kyle and her coven cohorts all behave like ‘new’ money. It’s gotta be designer branded if it’s in their homes, on their bodies or on their dinner plates, no matter how ridiculous the item is. And, they will tell you the cost & who is the designer even though it’s probably loudly emblazoned on the item. Not saying Kathy hasn’t dropped designer names (Garcelle and Sutton do it too), but Kyle, Rinna, Dorit, Erika and Diana put it all on display as loudly as possible. I can’t remember the exact quote, but Kathy mostly seems to have embraced the “New money shouts, Old money whispers” adage. Speaking of the outlandish clothing these women wear…it’s obvious to me these women wear the crazy looks only to stand out and force the rest of the coven to ask, “Is that [insert exclusive designer here]??” I am sure brands like Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Balenciaga, Gucci, etc make more subdued clothes and accessories, but these SM famewhores gravitate toward the items that scream “NEW MONEY WALKING HERE!”

Sooo, is Andy Cohen just letting these heinous women self implode so he can use the viewer’s wrath to fire them? Is he too afraid to tell them to hit the bricks so he is allowing them to behave so awfully that the public outcry “forces his hand”? How can Diana, Erika and Rinna be offered another season after this episode? There have been enough vile acts and words from Rinna and Erika for years to earn their pink slips. This has got to be the final straw for both of them. I can’t think of any words to describe how completely abhorrent they are. Diana needs to shed the fake humanoid shroud she’s been inhabiting, and have her evil essence captured in a bottle, and hurled back into Hell. I swear, I can smell sulfur when she’s on screen. Kyle must’ve made her own deal with the devil. In order for Mauricio to get his own tv show, Kyle must have agreed to stir the pot, start arguments and tattle on the group. And in addition, Kyle must have signed a contract promising to ONLY support, backup and encourage cast mates who are 10000% lacking any reasonability, kindness or empathy. I sure hope the final episodes are not Sutton apologizing yet again to any of these people. Move on, Sutton! She needs to go be happy with her wonderful children, her businesses, her fab lifestyle and her true, non-tv fame whore friends. Living well is the best revenge. Rinna and Erika are absolutely jealous of her, and it kills them. I don’t know what Diana’s issue is with Sutton, but that Bosnian Beelzebub can get the fuck out.

Is Dryden from an ‘old money’ Boston family? Or did he earn that Back Bay townhouse by being a dirty cop? I know the wife gave her background - grew up poor, hungry and abused, but I missed whether Dryden made or inherited his money. He’s so gross and slimy, so I hope he gets tossed in jail (or Boston Hah-bah) by the end of the season. What happened to the young woman from the previous episode? Did he just put her in cap after the assault? They should address that. It could turn into a “Me Too” reveal, and dozens of women come forward to say they were his victims. But, then again, it’s taking place in the 90’s, and women were still being blamed for letting themselves get raped because they accepted a ride, or a drink, or a compliment from a man.

I usually DVR, then watch the new episodes an hour after so I can bypass ads…but I think I am just too excited to do that tomorrow night. … … … Typing that makes me realize it’s time to re-evaluate my life choices. I didn’t expect to be so sad and pathetic for at least another 7-9 years.

I am not in this industry, but my teen and I enjoy(ed) watching over the years. This batch of MUAs is…meh. I am also over all the repetitive prosthetic work & the whacky body painting. I get they can’t do “beauty” every week, but too many extreme makeups is not enjoyable IMO. Theatrical looks, editorials, a few ‘out there’ looks to push them, but if these MUAs are not shooting for careers on a SciFi production, maybe throw in some real life challenges? A wedding party or a prom? Showing young teens how to apply makeup as a form of expression? I love the idea of including master classes to show a technique, then making them execute it. The final could be asking them to use 2-4 of the techniques learned in one grand masterpiece.

Is she taking a separate plane? Just concerned about the weight limit, cos you just know Dorit’s emotional baggage is (faux) Louis Vuitton like her other luggage, and those bags are heavy!

Agreed, but even tackier. Even though Erika probably spent a ridiculous amount of orphans, widows, burn victims, cancer patients “her” money to fill her closets with designer stuff, she always looks so cheap. Sorta as if she scrolls thru the online catalog for Federick’s, Victoria’s Secret and Shein, but then asks her pet monkey Mikey to “go sluttier”.

As much as I love Garcelle, she should not come back if Rinna, Erika or Diana are on next year. We know Andy/Bravo is misogynistic enough to expect female viewers want to keep watching women tearing other women down. So, thinking it will be a ratings bonanza, the most awful of the bunch will be invited back for another round of disgusting behavior. Andy will never call out any of them for their shitty behavior. It’s 100% a toxic work environment. I would love for Garcelle, Sutton and Crystal to get their own show. Could be anything…a chat show, another “candid reality “, a makeover show where they offer home decor and fashion advice, a travelogue where they show amazing vacations…anything that doesn’t involve The Coven. I don’t want any more vicious messages on SM. I don’t want faux friendships.

I didn’t love this show last season, but stuck it out. Overall, I was not enjoying it, but figured I had to tune in to this season to see what the plan would be. Once I started, I realized I can’t keep watching this. I actively hate every character. The “sitcom” scenes irk me to no end and induce the urge to kill Kevin, his dad and Neil myself. I get that those scenes are written and acted OTT by design, but I HATE Kevin more this season than last. And I hate looking at his stupid face. For my own sanity, I won’t watch anymore. I will check in here to see how it turns out after the finale. Kinda hoping everyone dies and does this factionalized version of Worcester a huge f***in’ favor.

Siobhan’s storylines might as well be from a soap opera. I was invested in her character last season and the miscarriage story was really done well by both actors. But now she has a long lost friend who commits suicide because of a hit and run 15 years ago? The acting in the scenes with her mom were over the top, IMO. It felt to “actor-y”. Cant there be enough drama for her character handling the (obvious) dirty Big Dig construction mogul? As someone who lived through that BS boondoggle, let me tell you…there was A LOT of money made by big shot businesses, politicians and their boot licking cronies. Corners cut, back door deals, fake reimbursements for fraudulent damage/insurance claims, subpar materials used, labor and environmental violations…

What is up with Dorit calling her get together a “GAH-la” for the charity I shall not say because it is such a dumbass name? If you subtract the Housewives and their husbands, the servers, the party organizer guy and Melissa Etheridge, I believe there were 5 or 6 non RHOBH attendees. 15 people is a “GAH-la”?? When I go to get a mammogram, there are at least 15 patients, staff and techs in the office. I’m gonna start telling myself the reminder text from my doctor is really an invitation to the annual “Boobies, Not Boobless GAH-la.

Rinna demands “deserved” “slack” for her recent behavior toward Sutton because of Lois’s death*. Ok, so death of parent gets Rinna slack for the past 5 weeks of shitty behavior…what is her excuse for the past 5 years of shitty behavior? * Hi Lois! 🦜 I just got a new car, please don’t shit on it as you fly by to see your horrible human daughter! BTW, so nice of you to visit her so often (& her rancid fiends friends) when she barely gave you the time of day…until you became a fan favorite on RHOBH and her thirst to stay relevant rebooted her ‘doting daughter’ program.

I missed the exact wording, but did the coven actually tell the dental charity people to leave??? I thought I heard someone say “you can go”. Please someone with rewind or a DVR tell me these ignorant bitches DID NOT dismiss GUESTS form SOMEONE ELSE’S home?? Erica and Rinna trying to make Sutton out as the one ‘poking the bear’….Bitch, PUHleezzze. And Kyle saying Sutton threw everyone for a loop…Kyle needs to get her head out of her ass. Erika is 1000% in the wrong. SHE is the fucking liability! Erika has criminal charges pending! But Sutton is this group’s pariah because she dares to stand up for herself against the Heathers? Did Beverly Hills warp into Bizarre-O World, and up is down, back is front, and Erika/Rinna/Kyle are the voice of righteousness?

Found this exact image of Rinna doing just that!

The name of that charity is so awful. I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s offensive and insulting IMO. There wasn’t a single person on the board of this outfit that could come up with a better name?? My friend and I came up with a few in 10 minutes! My favorite one is “Dignity Through Dentistry”. And I thought “homeless” was retired and replaced with “unhoused”?

On the unseen footage rehash - Did everyone catch Rinna confessing to Garcelle that HarryHamlin never wanted/needed/asked for extra special THANKS for the stupid sauce? More fanning the flames that are constantly lighting Rinna’s lying pants afire🔥

I agree with all of this, except the last sentence. Rinna has shown to the world that she has no capacity for using her abysmal behavior as “a learning experience”. At least in the sense of learning to be a better friend, coworker, human being. She has been a conniving bitch to at least one cast member every season. Ask Kim, Yolanda, Eileen, Denise, Teddie, Sutton or LVP what they think Rinna has learned from her shitty actions towards them. The only thing Rinna is capable of learning is how much lower she can sink to maintain her lizard-like existence on TV. I think she’d toss her two wannabe daughters off a bridge during a photo shoot if it meant she could have the camera all to herself.

Just watch Ep 5…huh?? This time warp trip in the jungle is making me confused.