Maharincess

Is Ryan an only child?

I'm not getting how the fact that as a teenager she liked pink and leopard print, but now doesn't has anything at all to do with her pig. I'm super confused about that. I also don't recall a bunch of "besties", she's about the only one who still has the same friend she had during 16 and Pregnant. Every other one on this show has had about 50 best friends but not Chelsea.

The comments in that picture make me weep for humanity. They all say how much they love her and how beautiful she is. Please tell me they pay someone to write that shit and nobody really feels this way about this horrible woman.

She probably looks at her old face (which I think was beautiful) and looks at her new face and does wish she could go back in time. I've never liked her but I used to think she was gorgeous.

@Angeltoes, I can still sing it too and thanks to you, I now have it stuck in my head!

I did the same thing. It wasn't Disney, it was just the county fair but they faught the whole way there. I pulled into the parking lot, told them if they kept fighting we were leaving. They stopped for as long as it took to get out of the car then they started again. I opened the trunk, put everything back inside and we came home. Any time one of them would act up in the car, the other would remind them "don't forget what happened at the fair". Thankfully, my daughter is raising her kids the same way. I don't deal with brats.

Holy crap, he does look like Brick!

It definitely needs some homey-ness. How the hell do you kick off your shoes, grab a snack and a blanket and snuggle in to watch TV in a house like that?! I would be so uncomfortable in that place. Of course if I had their money, I'd buy a huge piece of land and build me a cozy log cabin, which I'm sure Heather wouldn't be comfortable in.

L I knew horse cock wasn't right!! Lol.

What is HC? I usually ask what these things mean but this time I Googled instead and all I got was "horse cock" and I knew that couldn't be right. I miss words.

I hate the colorized versions of the show. I saw my first Lucy rerun when I was 4 and it quickly became my favorite show. I loved it so much that my mom's friends called me The Maharincess of Franistan my entire life. I love the black and white. I just can't get used to seeing it in color. When the Christmas episode airs on TV, I get my DVD out and watch the black and white classic version instead. The colors just look too fake and I just can't get used to it.

I don't do social media and now I think that I must sign up for all of them and make sure I post pictures of my pets. I don't want anyone to think I'm abusing or eating them. I feel bad for all of those poor abused animals that came along before social media existed.

That's a whole lot of assuming. Who said the animals are locked outside? Who said they don't care about the animals now that they have a new "toy"? I never knew that if an animal isn't on social media every day it's being abused.

It always sickened me how Marie would get so giddy at the thought of Ray and Debra having marriage problems. She'd lean in closer to hear the news and get a big smile. Yuck. I loathed Marie.

When I first met my husband 30 years ago, he was a mechanic at a gas station and one of the clerks called our house for him one day. She was an older woman who was hard of hearing and I kept trying to tell her he was in the shower, she kept saying "he's on fire?!". It was so frustrating. I hung up and a minute later one of the other mechanics called and asked what the hell was going on. Sarah had gotten of the phone and was hysterical because he was on fire.

I just watched this. I loved it, I wasn't a bit bored. I smiled through the entire thing, I think they're adorable together and as a family. I'm not usually a person who goes nuts over a baby but damned if that little Watson isn't the cutest thing, I want to smush those cheeks. The love and silliness and goofiness seems really genuine to me. I think it's great. I hope this puts to rest the "why did Chelsea buy 2 wedding dresses and have 2 weddings" argument. The second wedding dress was actually the first one that she couldn't wear because she got pregnant. And she didn't have a second wedding ceremony just a great party. I loved every second of this. It's the first Teen Mom related show I've watched in over a year and I'm so glad I watched. I think I'll keep it on the DVR for a while.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, I never know what these things mean. What is ONS?

You didn't miss much. It sucked.

My most hated TV character is Marie Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond. I kept hoping and waiting for the episode where Debra grabbed her by the throat and shoved her ass out the door. She was a mean, insulting, condescending, belittling, manipulative bitch who thought the world revolved around her. I could not stand her. The way she would start limping to manipulate her wimpy sons to get them to do what she wanted made me want to give her a real reason to limp. She treated Debra like she was a piece of shit stuck to her shoe and nobody ever called her out on it. I could go on and on but you get the picture. Her sons weren't my favorites either. The way Ray never stood up for his wife against that mother of his would have made me commit domestic violence. Count me in on another who doesn't watch The Big Bang crap. My husband watches it and when I've caught parts of an episode here and there, I LOATHE the Sheldon character.

I don't see "divorced daddy" at all. It's not like she has braces and a pony tail and he has gray hair and an oxygen tank. I see a happy young couple who enjoy being together. I guess we all just see what we want to see.

I'm glad it went well. I told you what I'm dealing with right now. I have custody of a pregnant teenager who's parents kicked her out because the baby she's carrying is half black. You know her asshole parents didn't even call her on Xmas? They've abandoned their only child because her child's father is black. I hate them. I don't say that often but I hate them. They aren't there for their child just when she needs them the most. I hope everyone had a great Xmas, or even just a great day off.

I have those curtains in the window that's between my kitchen and dining room. I don't know why I posted this, I don't know why anybody would give a flying fuck. Lol. I can't imagine sharing personal, intimate pictures of my family on Xmas morning with thousands of strangers.

@FlowerofCarnage, thank you so much for posting that. I just had to read it again and laughed as hard as I did the first time. Whoever wrote that is my new hero. Hi-fucking-larious.

I hope everyone had a fantastic day today! Whether you celebrate Xmas or not I hope your day was a great one. I love giving presents more than getting them but I made out like a bandit today! I was thoroughly spoiled and I loved every minute of it. I think my family knows I've been down lately. I'm in a wheelchair and found out recently that I'll need yet ANOTHER surgery in January, so they know I've been really depressed. Merry Christmas everyone. I thank you all for the many laughs and a few tears in the past year. I feel like a lot of you are friends and I thank you. I've said this before but I really thank you all for watching and posting so I don't have to watch them anymore. Because they're all rotten bitches..... EXCEPT CHELSEA. LOL.