Petunia13

I agree with this entire brilliant post but the part I bolder is so damn astute and insightful. I totally agree Jenn has a Baby Jane or wannabe Jenna Maroney thing going on with her clothes and style and when her personality and behavior figure it its just freaky creepy.

LeftPhalange Awesome job!!!! Super witty.

Yea Left P . Use your left phelange or right hand and work your recap magic : )

Peach feel better!!! Since Stitch is now a cosmetics chemist I sent Dr Barton over and if that doesn't work, Victurds coming by with a "anti fever non headache serum" okay?

No way they love Smelly and Stench. They'll throw the stunt cast guest star under the bus for the pops death and tag her with Ian being snuffed as well.

Are you talking about that creepy ugly nerdy jerk off Ian Terry?

Tamra wasn't drunk when she said "I'm the hottest housewife in the OC" it was her VoiceOver in the opening of the show and her catchphrase for years much like Heather's "fancy pants" or "champs".

I agree! I have to high five Frankie he was really convincing and committed and yea it's moments like these Caleb cracks me up. He's unflappable and consistent his tough guy persona. Victoria's voice is so annoying. "Oh my Gawd geyez!!!! Oh my fuck! Geyezzzz! Fuck shit fawk!"

I was pretty angry about this when I read it. It just makes no sense to me. Anyhow they kiss and now she's on the fence about taking him back and says she still cares. What in Frankenfuck are they doing with this woman? He's a scumbag.I thought the spoiler about someone from EJs past returning to Salem was either Susan or Chad. I know Chad was recently cast though so I'm confused.

Absolutely. It's like night and day and kinda jarring. Why do they always dress and style Kristen so weird? Is it because she's so crazy? Sometimes she looks like a Fembot and sometimes she looks like wannabe futuristic or edgy.

Cory: Do you have Mr Feeny this year? Shawn: yep. Cory: which courses? Shawn: all of them! Cory: Me too!!!

I said in an episode thread earlier this year I think she has borderline personality disorder. Not even snarking but she just comes off to me like she needs help and has those traits. To the poster who said Tamra looks like Bride of Chucky and the poster who tweeted those pics to her. I love you!!!!! This thread is comedy gold.

I don't like the title because "explain it like I'm lily.." Every recap would be "listen you bitch what the fuck is wrong with you? So this happened yesterday." And tailoring the narrative for someone who can't comprehend kindness or others feelings. As for disenchanted I don't think that spoiled brat is that word.

This is the second post in this thread with a honey badger youtube clip. It's funny to me because the guy, Randall, who writes and narrates the series of animal documentary clips has enjoyed much much more success via YouTube than Internet mogul Frankie.

Is this entire season going to be about Princess Sandy Vagina's Botox frozen face and stank ass uppity attitude? I don't think Kate being a bizzle is really a story.

Totally agree. Shit season. Shit stunts. What the fuck is next Holly?! Grodner needs to get a batter casting staff and stop with the stupid ass twists that are either not surprising or contrived nonsense or badly timed so its pacing is completely off with the timber of the show and audience. I swear if any of these people make Allstars 2 or a twist brings them into another season...Yes I'm even talking about eyebrowless, pig nose, bunga bunga caveman voice, 21 Jump Street if it took place at an idiot convention Derrick.

I thought it was Double Eviction. Which is the same meaning.

Who gives a shit? Oh well congrats after dating 9 years now please retire or join the Foreign Legion. Totally. I think Christine's boos weren't just due to the adultery with Shit for Brains showmance but also because she's super damn annoying with a horrible voice, grating constant laugh, crippling insecurity, and snide hatred of anyone who possesses something she lacks. Also she looks like a bitter old crone so the audience booing her is like trying to speak her language. (See the Ancient Booer in The Princess Bride and that's her in 20 years.)

The house hates women. I admit I laughed at Christine's boos.

I like the irony Lauren got the idea to wear a sexy witch costume after talking to Lily who's "smokin' hot" witch. I'm glad you brought up Michaels issue isn't that outlandish and that's there's commercials all the time (and email spam). They act like he has a detachable penis or something. I wish Neil had died or went into a coma or something. I don't give a fuck about him or his idiotic triangle or Canes daddy drama. If Ashley only came back to make Stitch look desirable and give him a job she can go to NYC or visit Kylleno.

You're talking like she has some dignity or a life. I know. And it's been the same loser desperado whiny bullshit for a year now (not that she was ever really an impressive or masterful woman). Enough already. If she wants anyone to love her or even have a friend stop being a selfish, needy, stupid, insecure bitch who has no self awareness regarding her choices or her hair. For fucks sake!

Dan is loved and idolized much more than McBain and much more of a pussy hound and happier. He's more like Ryan Lavery and 90's era Christian Slater. I concur. He wasn't really worshipped like Dan is either.

Less cackling too.

With them casting Maggie's daughter of course that means more screen time for that horrible Maggie (atrocious character, mediocre and 80's looking actress) and the awful Dan. Damn!!!! I'm all for a new youngish female lead since Abby is absolute shit. And I'm sick of always seeing this freak fuck up Salem with her stupidity and selfish ass ways. Couldn't they have brought back Chelsea or Stephanie instead? Booooooo!

I can't agree with that. Holy shit though she's physically looking more Adrienne by the day.