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Eric Gavidia. Go to town!

I keep thinking they slathered the oil on her ass with a mop - you know, they kind they use to apply BBQ sauce to ribs.

At least they didn't say Va-Jay-Jay. Or Down There. But, yeah, adults should understand basic biology.

Costco (Canada) has two Ottolenghi cookbooks available, I assume they are new.

Why is it a waste of flowers? The two of them enjoyed it, people seeing it on tv presumably enjoyed it.... I don't need an occasion to have flowers in my house, just for my pleasure. Even expensive ones.

Coaches have no authority to pull an athlete. The coach works for the skater, not the other way around. In pro sports, both the coach and the athlete work for the team owner, and therefore the athlete can be benched even if they want to play. The national federation could have pulled the skater, but they didn't.

I always assume Nike is shorthand for "Look at your shoes." Isn't it?

Can O be for the former first runner-up in the Miss Oklahoma pageant?

OMG, all these years I never knew Dr. Green's first name. Thanks.

One of things Friends did best was the Holy Shit moment - things you didn't see coming, when the whole studio audience gasped. "Do you think he knew I was here", Monica popping up from under the covers in Chandler's hotel bed. "I got off the plane", Rachel showing up at Ross' door. "Oh my God", Ross is the father. "You wanted it to be a surprise," when Chandler thought Monica had gone to her parents' house.

G is for Terri Garr, Phoebe's real mom.

Oh, Miranda ain't no lady. But Carrie is Wonderbread. I'd rather hang with Miranda.

The insurance will take care of it, Miss Thing will never make it to the deposition stage.

Aw, you didn't like Dr. Drake Ramore???

Finally got a chance to see the Faux Spa of Chiappetta. Where were those people from? They both had the weirdest speech I have ever heard, not so much an accent but a guttural sound like they were choking as the words came out.

C is for Billy Crystal, who came to Central Perk with the inimitable Robin Williams.

My friend and I discussed from the outset that the emphasis was on the word "Honor", not "Maid". In fact, we agreed that I was nobody's "Maid" and would be called "Best Woman", until the priest vetoed that. Apparently there is some horrible southern tradition of the House Party - all of your female friends who are not good enough to be bridesmaids get invited to be part of the House Party. They are expected to buy a dress to match the bridesmaids, but are not special enough to stand at the front of the church. They get to do all the work, and are supposed to be honored to do it.

Love Story, when Oliver walks out of the hospital and sees his father.

My mother called me 24 hours before my best friend's wedding to ask when I was arriving (from 150 miles away), because the tables needed to be set up in the church hall for the reception. I said "I just got my nails done for my role as Maid of Honor, the bride and groom both have fathers and brothers and cousins, and I'll see you at the rehearsal dinner this evening." After the reception, it seemed clear I was expected to help clean up as well. Hell, no.

http://www.recipe.com/roasted-tomato-and-eggplant-bisque/ Chessie, try this one with roasted tomato and eggplant. Yummy, light and healthy.

And then the cops inevitably donate the award to a police charity.

Kenobi

S if for her Sisters, Amy and Jill.

Isn't that the famous Coach bag that Josh so proudly bought for her? It's an inexpensive, made for factory outlet store, bag, but I understand Anna being proud of it when her family was dirt poor and it is probably the only brand name item she has ever owned.

Jenner