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The eyelash curler found in Chandler's hotel room/Monica losing her eyelash curler plus they each saw Donald Trump waiting for an elevator. What was the name of Julie's teacher?

M is the money Chandler tried to give Joey.

I finally saw the "dinner parties in Paris" episode. Actually, I saw the first five minutes and deleted it. Fuck me.

Monica actually has more than one KitchenAid; there has always been one on the counter, and there was at least one shown among the wedding presents. Those things last forever, why would she need a replacement?

People renew their vows for yet another Look At Me moment. They like attention. And presents. Why in the hell do you need to make a big, public pronouncement of your continued commitment to your marriage? When you leave for work in the morning, and come home again at the end of the day, you're showing your commitment to being in the marriage.

H is for the hockey tickets that Ross tore up. Also the hockey puck that hit Ross in the face.

I saw Amber's story for the first time last night. Damn, she was bright and articulate (did she sound like Ellen Page to anyone else?), and at least tried to do things for herself. She also recognized that she was a burden to those around her, and apologized when appropriate, and also said thank you each time some one helped her. But I fell asleep. Did they really just show a very short period after the surgery, so we really have no idea how she fared? I was rooting for her more than anyone else who has appeared on the show.

I saw an episode from an earlier season - 3? perhaps, in which the actress playing Baker was visibly pregnant. They were taking no steps to hide it, but it wasn't mentioned it.

C is for Joey's Ceramic dog.

I watched every episode of Hostages, feeling like I was being held at gun point. So I didn't watch the show finale. I have no idea how it ended. It was very freeing.

Again with the full hour "emergency" weather coverage, Boston?? Seriously???

Rachel's sister Jill.

I loved when Annie was interviewed by Guiliani Twitface, she said essentially she shows up because she enjoys the artistry of the music, but she thinks the Grammys is a stupid circus and has nothing to do with artistry or talent. Twitface was speechless, it was great.

Jeezuz, can they please tie Taylor to her seat?

Again, people are confusing civil liability, motor vehicle infractions, and criminal charges. Bruce would no doubt be found at least partially at fault if he were sued civilly. He might even receive a ticket for some motor vehicle infraction - following too closely, speeding, texting if that is proven... But no way in hell will he be charged with a crime, such as manslaughter.

Nicole Kidman could barely move her face, and appeared to be spaced out. Can't blame her, since her husband was sporting blue jeans and a mullet. The hell?

I continue to disagree, MsDiva. And you're talking about civil liability, not criminal.

Ground pork with a sauce of soy sauce, balsamic vinegar and sriracha. Udon noodles and spinach stirred in to wilt.

You're wrong. I KNOW this as a lawyer for more than 20 years. There is a presumption that the rear driver is at fault, but it is easily rebutted - the lead driver may have stopped for no reason, their brake lights might not have worked, the rear driver might have had a mechanical or medical issue that was not their fault....

V is for Vail, where Rachel was going to "shoop, shoop, shoop" down the slopes. Until they got locked out of the apartment.

S is for Space Camp, where Sarah Tuttle didn't get to go.

O is for Oklahoma, where Chandler was transferred, and where Monica made a surprise visit.

Cereal. Oh, should I post this in the Cereal thread?

Oh, I will say something. I once saw a professional theatre production of Mamma Mia. The couple across the aisle decided to bring two toddlers, who talked, screamed and cried through the entire first act. Turns out, Mirvish Theatres of Toronto (yes, I will name and shame them) has no age restrictions. The usher put a finger to her lips a few times, but otherwise did nothing to stop them. At intermission, I told the house manager either that family left, or I was leaving, and would require a full refund. The family was gone when I returned to my seat. I like to think it was because of me, but perhaps the parents came to their senses. And while we're on the subject, when you say "But my two year old is really well behaved", you mean "relative to other two years old". So your child behaves like a 2 1/2 year old. Perhaps on rare occasions and for brief periods, they behave like a 3 year old. That's not the standard to attend adult events like professional theatre. The standard is "well behaved adult".

Presactly. I'm in Canada; I don't give a tiny rat's hiney about football, or the weather in Boston.