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A contract for the transfer of land must be in writing, per the Statute of Frauds. That's all I've got!

The show's staff find the documents from real small claims court; I'm sure they rewrite them on the show's own "forms" and have the parties sign them. If for no other reason, they need to make them legible and in passable English. Like most numbskulls, the litigants sign documents without reading them.

That hurts my heart.

L is for the late Valentine's Day Monica and Chandler celebrated. also L is the lacy panties Chandler considered making crotchless.

Not to argue with being right, but wasn't she only in one episode?

Danny's sister?

And because babies do those things, they don't belong at adult events.

Bzzzz Charles wore a Carmen Miranda hat. And passed out the fruit as a healthy snack.

In America, the milk spout In Japan, Ichiban, the lipstick. What accessory did Charles Bing wear to Chandler's swim meets?

Joey's agent Estelle

Switching salt and sugar Saran Wrap on the toilet Pencil on the quarter, rolled down your face The echo game I guess the bad words don't count as a practical joke? Who did Susan and Carol's friend Tonya look like?

Winona Ryder

We're recovering from a blizzard followed by an ice storm, so the entire city is encased in ice. Thankfully, it's a holiday. I was about to go out to begin chipping away at the mountain of ice at the end of my driveway, but my neighbour beat me to it! So I'm simmering a stock from the turkey I cooked yesterday, then I'll cook up some soup and take him over some. A small price to pay, I figure.

Endless Love. What did Fran and Jamie order when they came into Central Perk?

I second that emotion. Oy, vey.

LePoo What is the thing Jill can't have?

We're getting a blizzard, and a long weekend, so I'm cooking a turkey tomorrow if my power doesn't go off. I even picked up white bread for the turkey sandwiches. Hot turkey sandwiches must be on white bread. Think I'll also make a batch of Barefoot Contessa meatballs for the freezer. And maybe some pretzel bread.

Oh for the love of god.... I missed the conclusion of Judge Judy's Smack Down of Malika and Miracle. BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO SNOW IN BOSTON. I may just give up trying to watch this show until spring.

D is for the Delivery of Chinese food Rachel received at Ross' apartment.

Dammit, Judy, do I have to come explain hearsay to you again??? The horse owner was absolutely allowed to tell you what she was told about the horse not being cared for properly. She's not offering it for the truth - to prove that it was being mistreated - she's offering it as the foundation for her actions. That's not hearsay.

Damn, I was just so excited we got past the dreaded X.

Z is for the Zoo Dollars Ross is given when then tell him Marcel died.

John Markson or Mark Johnson Which of Joey's sisters did Chandler make out with ?

JJ is arbitrating, not mediating. She makes the decision, she doesn't help the parties come to an agreement. And, yes, the parties have agreed to follow her rules. In early days, I believe she did hear evidence on local law, and her awards were capped by the Small Claims Court limit in the jurisdiction in which the action was originally filed. Now she says "My" limit is $5000.

Q is for all of Chandler's quips.