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JJ makes an exception to the "you had no expectation of being repaid" rule when the money is loaned to pay bail, fines, restitution or back child support. Even if the lender was stupid, she won't allow the rogue to escape their punishment.

'I was in a large grocery store on a Saturday morning - my bad - and the place was packed. You could hear a child "literally" screaming bloody murder throughout the store. Seriously, shoppers were stopping in the aisles to ask each other "Is someone murdering a child?" When I finally entered the same aisle as the not-yet-dead child, I saw a boy about 8 screaming his head off, while mom and grandma carried on shopping. Finally, one older lady whispered "poor dear, maybe he's autistic." I don't give a tiny rat's hiney what the child's problem was. There were two adults. If he can't handle grocery stores at all, he can stay home with one of the adults. If he was just having a temporary meltdown, one adult should have taken him the car. I get there are times when parents don't have a choice but to drag a child along. But this parent had a choice.

Fake Monica?

I want to poke pencils in my ears when I happen to catch a caller, almost any caller, on a radio show. The morning radio announcer says "call and tell us about your favourite Christmas present", and gets a slew of callers who.cannot.get.to.the.point. It's like the litigants on Judge Judy who want to tell their entire life story instead of simply answering her question. It makes me go all Chandler Bing "Get there faster!'

Ding ding ding!

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V is for Candy's vagina, from which Cookie emerged in the Video.

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Doesn't your gym have tv? If not, you need to find a new gym.

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No

Video works for me, MsTree.

S is for the Singing of the Sinatra Song Janice did on the mixed tape.

Ah, Jeez, the pressure. Thinking of a place.

A contract for the transfer of land must be in writing, per the Statute of Frauds. That's all I've got!

The show's staff find the documents from real small claims court; I'm sure they rewrite them on the show's own "forms" and have the parties sign them. If for no other reason, they need to make them legible and in passable English. Like most numbskulls, the litigants sign documents without reading them.

That hurts my heart.

L is for the late Valentine's Day Monica and Chandler celebrated. also L is the lacy panties Chandler considered making crotchless.

Not to argue with being right, but wasn't she only in one episode?

Danny's sister?