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Thinking of a place.

Beef and Pepper Black Bean Udon Noodles.

http://www.people.com/people/videos/0,,20902708,00.html Tour Benessa's house. They really are Third-Grade-Married.

Delivery man to Julie "Mr. Alahan?" Julie "Do I look like I could possibly be Mr. Alahan?" Delivery Man "I did a course, we was taught not to judge." Sometimes, but rarely, this show still tickles my funny bone.

Phoebe's OB who was obsessed with Fonzie.

Benjamin (Benji) Hobart. How song did Monica sing for a Broadway audition? BTW, Target is closing in Canada and I just scored Seasons 1-10 for $6 a piece. I'm gonna kick your asses at this game!

Since we're on the subject of public restrooms, I asked if I could put up a sign in my gym locker room "You just touched your genitals. Please wash your hands."

Get the kind striped with chocolate.

Gladys. What did she name the second one?

I made an awesome beef stew (America's Test Kitchen) on the weekend, and I've been eating it every night. Now I want to make it again this weekend.

Riffs. What is Chandler Bing's job?

Blue sweatshirt. How many categories of towels does Monica have?

I'm well aware, which is why I tip at least 20% when in the US, and have explained as much to relatives travelling to the US. But I'll be damned if I will do it Canada unless the service is truly exceptional.

Don't get me started on tipping. I live in Canada, where servers are paid at least minimum wage. I believe two provinces allow alcohol servers to be paid 50 cents an hour less. So your waiter is already making at least $10 an hour just for showing up. Is it great money? No, but it's the same as in many industries in which workers are not tipped. Yet wait staff are looking for 20% tips, because that's what happens in the US. The suggested tip on point of sale machines are 15, 18 and 20%. Our sales tax is also 15%, and the machine calculates tip on the post tax amount. I just choose "other amount" and manually enter the figure that I was charged as 15% tax.

Annoying song from a children's movie. I'm out.

Cutting to J.Hud when Simmons admonished people to be grateful if their parents are alive - awkward.

Nicole's face made an expression?

Some final red carpet thoughts: Meryl Streep, elegant but dull. Chris Pine, yum.

Solange Knowles is also dressed like a Golden Girl

At least Keith is wearing a tux this time rather than jeans. But it looks he is trying to copy Nicole's hairstyle. Get that man to a barber.

Jennifer Hudson - awesome.

Is that chartreuse on Emma? That's, um, brave.

Why is Gwyneth dressed like a 4 year-old's birthday cake?

Mrs. Cumberbatch looked better in her one-shoulder red dress than Dakota did.

I'm thinking Lupita will have a sore bum tomorrow.