Joan of Argh

Who knew suspenders were the new SEXY!?!? makes me want to give Santa a closer look next time he shimmy’s down my chimney 😜

And it continues…. Now she’s calling it Binden …. 🥴

Was watching “Secrets of Penthouse” last night and there’s good old Sheila from Season 9 telling how Bob Guccione wanted her to give him a “Golden Shower” but she wouldn’t do it in the bed because she used to be a bed wetter, so he got naked and sat in his solid gold bathtub and she got busy! She has a bunch of crazy stories and tears, tears, tears… 🥲

As others have said I think it’s very telling when Meri, Kody and Robyn were standing around in Meri’s backyard and the subject of inviting the family came up Robyn immediately spoke up about how that was a scary idea or whatever…. Robyn doesn’t want them included, she’s got exactly what she wants, her family having Christmas with Kody… it’s what she’s always wanted and she’s finally made it happen after years of effort…. The last thing she wants is for Meri to invite the family to her house and god forbid everyone has a nice time and there’s no “blow up” between Kody and his boys.

😂😂😂 Exactly, I can’t believe how shitty Jag is at this game, I have to laugh because otherwise I’d be crying! He’s a nice person but wow, totally in way over his head, it’s like watching a baby try to play the game.

Robyn only seems to care about her own kids not babysitting or providing childcare for the tenders…. she had no problem with Mykelti and others doing it.

I don’t see Robyn as obeying Kodys rules or being loyal to Kody out of deep respect or love…. I think she puts up with him and makes him feel special and respected, she’s also trained her kids to do the same because she knows where her bread is buttered. I think Robyn is just doing whatever it takes to keep her “best customer” happy so she can have the things that are important to her, she’s mentioned more than once how important it is to her to live in a big fancy house so people don’t look down their noses at her like when she was with her ex living in a busted down old trailer, driving rusty old cars, no proper furniture for her kids, charged up bills and in debt up to her eyeballs…. She doesn’t want to work like the other three, she prefers to sleep until noon, have a nanny look after her kids and waltz around like a queen admiring her knick knacks and going to Victoria’s Secret to buy more underwear…. They have the show and Kody adds to that income by selling guns…. Robyn is a lady of leisure in her mansion and doesn’t need to lift a finger. Kody is a dunce who thinks Robyn and her kids worship the ground he walks on because they love him soooooo much unlike his ex’s and their spawn.

I’ve never been impressed with janelles financial acumen, she’s made some really stupid decisions over the years. A 50 year old woman with little to her name buying the biggest RV she could lay her hands on was just dumb, she had this romantic idea of living on the land, dining at her picnic table under the stars, Savannah hated it, it’s not suitable to live in during the late fall, winter, she didn’t have a vehicle that was large enough to haul it around, there’s no way in hell that Janelle could hitch up and travel the country in that behemoth! Meanwhile she had plans drawn up for a home on Coyote Pass which couldn’t be built because they didn’t own the property and there were no services… but once again Janelle looked at the plans and dreamed.

I actually prefer their old YouTube opening, it was obviously done by Joy and looked very basic and amateur but it kind of suited them, this new one is trying to look professional but failing miserably in my opinion, most of the shots cut peoples heads off or are awkwardly positioned and look forced… not a fan… hope they didn’t pay for it and if they did I hope it was CHEAP!

If putting Izzy up is so important and a hero making move why didn’t Cam do it last week? He could have been a legend, now he’s just a chump!

Season 2 on Netflix Sept. 20 https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/08/netflixs-murdaugh-murders-is-officially-returning-for-season-2-exclusive

Look at that little cutie pie all ready for her first day, I have a real soft spot when it comes to Lilah, I hope she has a great day and loves her first day of school ❤️🤗

I knew I’d get it wrong, I can’t seem to keep those boys straight in my mind. I think part of the problem is Garrison also calls himself Robert the Brown

Omg, too funny!!!!!! 😂😂😂

What kind of man sits down in a PUBLIC eating area and gives a woman, the mother of several of his children the “FUCK YOU” gesture for all to see when you’re supposed to be having an adult conversation? I’m not a total fan of everything Christine but I love how calm Christine is and how she doesn’t give him the satisfaction of a nasty reply.

I love how cry baby Kody is still obsessed over being knifed… first it was a knife to his kidneys and now Christine is “ stabbing him in the back” wahhh..WAAHHHH!!!!!! He’s like a freaking zombie… nothing but a head shot will stop his incessant whining!!

PART 2

Kody is a narcissistic asshole, he didn’t love the first 3 anymore (if he ever did) but he loved them fighting over him, jockeying for attention, complimenting him, pumping up his fragile ego. He also knew that Robyn loved being his favorite, pretty hard to be the “favorite” when you’re the only wife. I think one of the things that brought Kody and Robyn so close together and “in love” was their mutual delight in watching the other 3 wish they could have what Robyn had. When Christine left she started the avalanche of wives that pulled the rug out from under Kody and Robyn’s perfect world. I also think Robyn loved her kids being Kodys favorites while his other kids begged for his scraps…. Those days are over, like Hunter said “Let Robyn have have him, we don’t need a father figure anymore” 👍🏻

“Queen Turd of Poop Pyramid” 💩 *curtsy*

Austin’s misogynistic caveman attitude and that gross, scruffy beard makes my skin crawl, I don’t know how Joy can stand him crawling all over her in bed, I’d puke! 🤮

Probably a big fat…

I remember the story where her nasty dad referred to Amy as “runty” wow nice nickname for your dwarf daughter. 🙄 Runty Roloff Amy is anything but subtle She never used to go home to Michigan but ever since her mom died and old nasty dad is in his 90’s she’s flying back there ever 5 minutes and going on and on how she just loves her dad’s cottage/cabin OOOPS!! I mean loves her dad sooooo much… now she’s even dragging Chris with her. Amy mentioned a few times that they want to buy a more private property with some land, I guess she can’t wait for nasty dad to kick the bucket so she can buy her new home.

Ewwwww Derrick…. 🤮 the other shitty season was Cody Cauliflower being carried to the end by a house full of idiots!

Or as most people would say… House remodels are not for the FAINT OF HEART. 🤪