Joan of Argh

I don’t think we’re allowed to discuss that here in an episode thread.

I agree, sometimes I have a hard time watching Christine’s TH’s because she’s so dramatic and reminds me of a teenager, I’m not sure why she does it, it doesn’t come off as natural or mature. Don’t get me wrong I love that Christine isn’t afraid to call out Kody AND Robyn on their bullshit but her theatrics take away from the seriousness of what she’s says, all the gasping while rubbing her temples, holding her forehead, covering her eyes, making various noises, deep breaths, eye rolls, gulps and other gestures are over the top. However even with the theatrics I still prefer Christine calling them out than Meri’s mealy mouthed worrying about saying anything that might upset Robyn or Kody. 🙄

I agree, I really doubt that they have the original expensive giclee on their walls. I only included that information in my first post because the poster on Reddit who did some research listed the prices and that Kush has a gallery in Vegas. My interest was more in tuned to their choice of surreal art and how they have pictures on nearly every inch of wall space in that house. one of my faves is the portrait of Robyn and Kody out on a date in their sexy little sports car. (Yes I know that photo wasn’t taken at their current home but I’m sure she has it on display somewhere in the Mansion) 😂

My sister has been a realtor for 30+ years and the first advice she gives clients is to remove any clutter, knickknacks or art that’s of a personal preference or nature. Robyns “Precious Moments” wouldn’t cut it, nor the Kush surreal art plastered everywhere, she tells her clients to keep walls open so potential buyers can imagine THEIR art etc on the walls. same for AirBnB… we’ve stayed in a lot over the years and I don’t recall any having art everywhere, especially not surreal art like Kush which some people would find very creepy.

The house had very little if any art on the walls when they bought it, most rooms had “sayings” like “Eat, Pray, Love” type decor or bare walls. The wall where the Kush’s are displayed had nothing on it. The master bedroom didn’t have the bordella headboard either, it had old doors/windows attached to the wall for the look of a rustic headboard and none of the paintings that currently plaster every wall in the master.

I wouldn’t mind chasing Kody around with a dirty plunger and landing a few blows! 😂

I also thought it was odd that Robyn would have a “pitcher” of a forest ablaze in fire after the fuss she kicked up about not wanting to buy the Cottonwood property because it had TREES and she’s terrified of forest fires! 😫

The one of the deer looks like it could be 39x49 to me, it looks close to the same length as the desk below. as far as if it’s a giclee or not, I have no idea someone on Reddit was investigating it and I guess Kush has a gallery in Vegas…. I didn’t delve that deeply into it because I was having more fun just imagining Robyn or Kody buying surreal art 😋

JMO but I have a sneaking suspicion that Robyn is fine with the children of the other wives being gay, trans etc because it rattles Kodys cage but she wouldn’t be such a cheerleader if it was one of her children. Robyn was the first one to support Leon even though Meri was reluctant. Remember how Robyn was Tony’s biggest fan when he was being a jackass about the wedding? I think she loves it when the “other” kids stir the pot.

I was thinking about the time that the Browns went on stage that time to sing the praises of Polygamy and Robyn wound up getting real snippy and saying something like “Listen Sweetheart, blab blab” and told a lady off. At that same event wasn’t Christine hiding in the bathroom from a relative (aunt? Cousin?) who was against polygamy? I wonder if she’s still in contact with her and what they say now that Christine has turned her back on plural marriage, she could have listened years ago and saved herself a lot of heartache.

I think some of the furniture came with the house but Robyn’s “Precious Moments” collection, Kodys “Dickens Christmas” houses and I suspect the artwork is theirs. if I bought a house and that was the art that came with it and it was plastered on every single inch of wall space I’d be tearing it off the walls and sending it to a local auction house.

And Auj calls her kids “grommits” which isn’t any better…. What is it with these people?

Yes not real subtle that’s for sure… like the little clam 😂

The part that gets me is the books stacked up on the right all have faces staring at the “lady” book just waiting for her pages to “spread” open, the book face second from bottom even has his tongue hanging out ! 😂😂😂

I don’t agree, it’s well documented that Kody used Meri’s area of the house as his sanctuary to get away from all the chaos in Christine and janelles areas plus Meri regularly went along on business trips with Kody. he used every excuse to hang out at Meri’s even saying she had the best shower so he took all his showers there, which pissed off Christine. Kody was never daddy of the year helping out with the kids. when Truely was born he quickly turned ALL of his attention to his new wife Robyn.

Here’s another work of art by Robyn’s favorite artist…. Remember all those boxes of Kodys books at Christine’s house? … I think Robyn keeps Kody interested in books a different way.. 😎

I just did some snooping on Google at Robyn’s artwork on her walls, apparently she loves Vladimir Kush… ummmm.. she has this masterpiece of his on her wall… “Don’t worry Mr Deer I’ll save you from the forest fire by killing you with my gun!” is that supposed to be Kody with one of his many guns running into the forest? Robyn has 4 of his works on that wall alone and they total $20,000 meanwhile Janelle is broke.

Areola is treated like a 2 yr old child binkie sucking and all! There was a scene of the dining room table and Areola was crawling along on top of the table and knocked over a snowman decoration and you can hear Robyn in the background say “that’s enough” or “stop” or something who lets a 7 yr old kid crawl around on the dining room table until they knock over the decorations?

Ya I think the only reason Meri acted all GungHo for plural marriage was because Kody was interested and it pleases him, she was insanely jealous from the minute Janelle joined the family and hated sharing Kody so I’m never gonna believe she wanted it no matter what BS she wrote in their book. the only reason Meri was all happy about bringing Robyn onboard is because it made Kody happy to sneak around with Meri and plan the arrival of his new fuck toy. Meri expected Robyn would be her Buddy against the other two but Robyn had other plans and once Kody had Robyn he didn’t need his little sneaky pal Meri anymore so he kicked her jealous dumb ass to the curb.

Poor Lilah she has to choose between a Giant Douche (Tori) and a Turd Sandwich (Zach)

Or would she hold it over their heads, it’s pretty valuable information…. She could spill it anytime if necessary

And Kody points to Meri as tricking him and pretending to want plural marriage in order to get him to marry her but in reality she was a greedy, jealous shrew who caused all the problems and fights in the family. that’s why Meri hates it when Kody says he brought in Christine to settle things down and put Meri in her place. meanwhile princess Robyn is the greediest of all and destroyed whatever family there was but Kody is blind to that cuz he’s a horny toad and Robyn can do no wrong.

I wish blue would go to Felicia and ask her if she’s Jared’s mom or is cirie his mom, because he told her one of them is his mom. let that swirl around in Felicia’s brain and rot her socks i wonder what Felicia would do?

Good thing Janelle didn’t have the same greedy attitude as Meri, she wouldn’t have used her inheritance to put a roof over everyone’s head in Lehi… including Meri and her kid.