Joan of Argh

When she first uploaded it a couple nights ago it was on her reels which disappear in 24 hrs. The screen was advertising her banana bread recipe and video….it had a subscription box to click on which took you to a site with different options (PayPal, Visa etc) to subscribe and pay $6.99 for access. I assumed it was $6.99 for access to her cooking show…. What else could she be charging $6.99 for?

Exactly, I was shocked by how little thought she put into the presentation. I love banana bread and decided to watch and see her “fantastic” recipe. Christine starts off by pointing out that her bananas aren’t really ripe enough for banana bread and I think that’s why she dumped in 2 cups full of sugar…. From start to finish the recipe didn’t make any sense. She really should do a test run and make sure that the recipe works before turning on the camera and just flying by the seat of her pants. She also goes on and on about how she doesn’t have time for anything and that planning a wedding is a full time job and by the end of the recipe I agreed because she obviously didn’t have the time to test her recipe before sharing it with her subscribers.

I just watched Christine make Banana Bread… she says she combined a couple different recipes and it will be fantastic… ya.. uhh… not so fast there Christine.. she combines her ingredients and I kept thinking, that’s way too much liquid for the 2 cups of flour! And sure enough she starts dumping the batter into the bundt pan and it’s just runny, watery slop… so she decides to dump it all back in the bowl and start pouring in more flour as she stirs the slop… she finally *thinks* it’s thick enough, pours it back in the Bundt pan, puts it in the oven and ends the video… NO FINISHED PRODUCT!!! plus she made such a huge bowl of slop that she still had a bunch left over after filling the bundt pan so I guess she poured it down the toilet or in the garbage.. who knows!?!?! I lost track of ALL of the ingredients but it called for 5 bananas, 5 eggs, 1 Cup applesauce, 2 cups flour, 1 Cup walnuts and 2 CUPS OF SUGAR!!!! 😳 it was really disappointing, the amount of planning and effort that went into the recipe & video was embarrassingly nonexistent, it was a total mess and displayed zero concern for anyone following along and wasting their ingredients. She charges $6.99 a month for this garbage! 😖 I was waiting to see what would come out of the oven but I think she knew it would probably be a sloppy half cooked waste of ingredients and that’s why she ended the video. 🤷‍♀️

Good grief 🙄

Gunner?!?!??? Ugh! 😖 He’s flipping them the bird! 🖕🏻

Probably a little too late for Christine to slow her roll since they already bought a house together.

Yes it was a western theme… Amy’s outfit fits in… she also would have looked cute in an outfit like Debs with some brightly coloured cowboy boots but maybe she has a hard time finding boots that are wide enough for her calves…. I have a close friend who’d love to wear boots more often but really struggles to find boots that will fit her calves.

Exactly, Diana spent endless hours at the gym working out… toning her arms, shoulders and entire body plus she was tanned and looks amazing in black. Christine sucks down endless dildos of Plexus which helped her to lose weight but it doesn’t do anything to tone your muscles…. JMO but she looks ghostly pale, droopy, sloppy and her hair hanging down just adds to the mess. Christine is a pretty woman but the ladies at the dress shop who told her she looked good in that black dress didn’t do her any favours. I’m sure Kody and Robyn had a good laugh which is sad.

Talk about unflattering… now she’s shilling Temu…. From Lularot to Temu… going from the frying pan into the fire. JMO but this outfit looks awful

And BOOBS! 😂 long gone are the days of t-shirts under tank tops to maintain their modesty!

I agree…. When they first moved to Arizona Truely attended regular school, there’s a scene of her returning from school and Kody asking Truely about her first day at new school… she said that she told her teacher that she has 4 moms and Kody asked her if she told her teacher that her dad was a “cool surfer dude” and Truely said “no” which burst Kody’s bubble.

It’s not a joke, that’s their chicken coop! A month or so ago they brought home a bunch of chicks, raised them in a little pen in the garage until they were big enough to go in a coop then Jer transferred them to that area under the deck….. he nailed up a few boards and wrapped it in chicken wire. hopefully they’re safe from coyotes etc.

Jer got an idea….pounded in some wood and turned that area into the current chicken coop. 😂

I think a lot of their appeal is people wanting to meet Roloff family members… get a selfie with Amy or Matt … see what the farm looks like in real life. “IF” I was so inclined and I’m not!… I’d probably pay more to go to Roloff farms than paying a few bucks less at another pumpkin patch that didn’t have a tv show and famous family. 🤷‍♀️

What a jackass.. ya this looks real safe.. 🙄

JMO but I think some of the jury were bitter against Claudia but the jury really turned against her when she took Ty to F2 she gave her speech about being a strong woman who makes the hard choices but she blew it with the most important hard choice of all, ditching Ty and taking Daniel to F2 I don’t think the jury respected that move and she wound up looking like a silly little girl blinded by love. She also looked foolish when Arisa asked Ty if he’d be going to PEI and he waffled, then Claudia in her silly, nervous little girl voice asked him and he sort of brushed it off and said he’d go there at some point… he looked like he wanted to change the subject.

Omg I guess there wasn’t enough adoration and bragging in the first version so Auj added a bunch more reasons why Jer is Jesus 2.0 including that he’s “Insanely Handsome” 😂

I think he’s already pulled off the biggest miracle, he’s 33 yrs old and never had a job!

Jeez normally it’s a fight to the death between Auj and Tori for the most sickening compliment, over the top praise or SQUEEK and SQUAWK!!!… but this year Tori took her marbles and went home. Auj wins!!!!! She’s officially “THE BIGGEST LOSER!!!!” 🥳

Exactly she’s so full of it she’s turning brown! Robyn cried, gulped, snotted and whined as she told how she’d never had a crib for any of her babies until King Sol was born.. 🙄 According to Sobbin Robyn… Dayun, AROARA! and Brianna all slept in cardboard boxes or dresser drawers.

I bet if the fetus was from Robyn’s sacred uterus there would have been a full state funeral and 21 gun salute as the solid gold casket was lowered into the ground. the more I find out about these people the less I like them. I don’t have a problem with Gwen sharing the story because I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Christine couldn’t care less and would share the story herself…. It’s not like the Browns are the Miss Manners of etiquette.

I totally agree and I think the whole idea of polygamy is disgusting but if you’re determined to live that life as a consenting adult then I think it’s mandatory for the man to take responsibility for making sure that everyone is treated fairly and everyone’s emotional, physical needs are being met. From what I’ve seen of Joe Darger he runs a tight ship and there’s little opportunity for bullying etc amongst the wives or children. JMO but ideally there shouldn’t be any favourite wife or favorite children, everyone is expected to chip in for the good of the family as a whole, all wives and their children receive the same amount of time with the husband… none of the nonsense that Kody allowed and probably encouraged to boost his ego as the wives fought with each other and he sat back and watched. From what we’ve heard apparently Meri was a bully as first wife/ legal wife and Kody allowed her to do so, he only started caring about the bullying atmosphere when his princess Robyn joined the group. Bottom line I can’t imagine why any self respecting woman would subject herself and her future children to such an oppressive lifestyle but apparently there’s women out there who want to do it… ugh! Just the thought of my husband hopping from one bed to the next is sickening and my children having to share their dad with 15-20-30 other kids and rarely having any one on one quality time with their dad is even more sickening. Take that lifestyle and SHOVE IT where the sun don’t shine!!! 🖕🏻

I really hope Claudia is evicted this week, I’m so sick of her drama queen BS and inability to take a firm stand against Ty None of them can beat Ty, they need to get rid of him but they’re all too idiotic, scared, stupid, delusional to make the move. Ty has told every single one of them that he’s taking them to F2…… maybe the morons should compare notes instead of kissing Ty’s ass. 🙄

Thanks Sandy, I wonder if the space is in Arizona? so she’s renting a condo and now she’s also paying for an RV spot?