HighlandWarriorGrl

I know, I’m not questioning your reasoning at all 😊. I think there is a reason that plot line was DOA from a couple seasons ago. Even though Tal has his head up her ass further than a flexible sigmoidoscopy, I’m sure he thought it through and decided he didn’t even want to play this on TV, for fear she would hold him to it. NOBODY wants to hitch their wagon to that dumpster fire forever. Tal may want to settle down one day with the guy of his dreams and have a family. Being tied to Twit would put a severe damper on that, even though the child would be a blessing. That is some serious baggage (Twit, not the child) to bring into your dream situation.

I do not see either of those men REALLY offering to do that. There is scripted reality for shock effect, and then there is real reality. Those men both have families and lives we don’t see off camera and that would effectively make them tied to her for the rest of their lives because they would feel obligation to the child and Twit would remind them constantly of that obligation while pushing the parenting and responsibility off on them. Not to mention that any child that they help her to produce would have every right to expect their full participation in their upbringing. I just don’t see it. Twit’s best bet is a clean, contractual arrangement for genetic material, as harsh as that sounds. Not many men have been lining up or clamoring to be tied to her for life . . . even if they do want children. They would have to parent with her and her personality flaws are just too off putting. I’m sure I’m not saying anything that Todd and Tal have already thought through.

I do believe there are criteria for implanting a woman with an embryo (her own or not), but in Twitney’s case she does not plan on carrying the child. She was quick to point that out and even Babs knew she would never carry a child because her first question to Twit when she made her “announcement” was “who is going to carry it?” And without even missing a beat Twit said Heather had offered. Now Heather may be getting close to not being a good candidate because of advanced maternal age and past complications during pregnancy, but Twit does not have to worry about meeting criteria. She just needs to pay for everything. Can you imagine? These procedures almost never implant just one embryo. It’s usually multiples to give you a better chance of a successful implantation. Can you see poor Heather with 2-3 Twitney’s growing inside of her? That goes way beyond friendship folks! All this being said, of course we all know this is nothing more than a plot device and this will never happen. Can you imagine Twit at the sperm bank, studiously pouring over catalogues of available DNA material to select her child’s traits? That’s the only way she is going to get those eggs fertilized.

Oh please baby Jeebus, let that be true! Please, please, please. I just want to see one of them break free and make it. I just want SOMEONE to just tell Kootie, “you know what Koot, you ain’t all that.” The look on his Neanderthal face would be priceless and many, many funny memes would be born from it!

I haven’t watched yet. Did she pee in the pool and announce it?

I guess I just don’t believe a word they are saying, especially from Christine and Meri, who have both shown us for years, in words and actions, how much they hate their lives.

I don’t think I believe for a minute that this guy is in his 30s. He looks 24-25 tops. Also, FYI, the YouTube videos and FB posts for this guy have been blocked and scrubbed according to some sleuthing Reddit posters. I think it’s a good indication that “French Man” has truly been found out, and he is indeed a cast member.

This picture was posted on Reddit with three IG links that have since been made private. BUT, this FB link was still active just now: One video is still live on the FB page! https://www.facebook.com/1031330943606995/videos/719455868485270 He is apparently an aspiring YOUNG rapper - probably looking for some exposure and a little extra cash!

Okay, according to @ginger90 on Saturday, there was an offer pending on Christine’s house. I’m getting antsy wondering what is going on here. Do we have anyone on the ground that knows how to do the detective work to figure out where we are at? Anyone who follows her on Instagram or may have attended a FB live selling party that might have some clues? We usually know this stuff before the rags . . . anything new? I am poised with champagne to celebrate girlfriend’s emancipation, or walk away in disgust, swigging from the bottle if she gives the money to Kootie for plague pass and moves into a house with wheels. I have this fantasy that those of us that can, all meet in Utah and throw her a big party for being the first one to wise up and burn rubber out of Flagstaff. In my fantasy, the Lehi news covers the party of supportive fans wishing her well in her new life and TLC (seeing the outpouring of support and happiness) approaches Christine about having her own show; Moving On, My Life After Captivity.” Please, please, please don’t let it go the other way 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

On the season opener Twit said that he had seen her social media, so he knows she’s fat. I’d say that if he’s seen her SM, he’s seen the filtered version of her and was probably still surprised 😲

God, this is really poetic. You know in the Hunger Games movies, where the revolutionaries have that hand signal for the mockingjay and they do that little whistle thing as a sign of solidarity? Somehow, I think we need to come up with a special hand signal in support of Christine riding her sparkle pony the hell out of Flag, with fairy dust trailing behind her. If we can whistle something jaunty too it would be absolutely epic! I’m not one of those people who is blessed with a talent for internet cut and paste art, but I would love to see someone bring that to life . . .

The only reason I have been watching this show for the last two seasons is to see if/when Frank gets back. In my mind, the show is a duo - Mike and Frank. I’ve always felt like Mike was a little too full of himself and that he had an interesting relationship with Danielle (I never liked all the “I love you” stuff on the phone calls and wondered what his wife thought about it). I’ve scoured the internet for months to see if I could find any updates on Frank and all I ever saw were articles about his Crohn’s disease. Now to find out this week that Frank hasn’t heard from Mike in two years! I also heard about Mike’s divorce and taking up with the (ahem) “model,” and I now know all I need to know about the situation. Mike Wolfe isn’t going to get any viewer numbers from my house anymore. I cancelled the record schedule and I’m done. It was getting boring without Frank anyway.

That’s a big pile of salmon mush for just Janelle and Savanah. Maybe Kootie is coming over for one of his romantic al fresco dinners 🤪

Well horror of horrors, is she wearing SHAPEWEAR? Remember how she humiliated Heather when she came to her Charlotte housewarming party? At least Heather looked good in hers. And the fibers of Heather’s Spanx weren’t screaming as they struggled to contain the girth that is Twitney.

Link please, for those of us relics that don’t do the IG!

Well, at least SHE could be happy strolling topless (we know how much she loves to be topless) . . . The rest of the people on the beach may be horrified. Not by her being topless mind you, but because she would be a loud, braying, obnoxious spectacle.

The Reddit sub for SW is reporting that Robyn has also moved onto Prairie Plague Pass to keep Janelle company 😊

And let’s be honest, Kootie could never look that good 🤣

Just keep living that happy family life Christine! Get all the love you need while visiting with your Utah bunch, because you will be back on the love diet when you go back to Flagstaff. With only half your brood with you there, you will definitely feel the difference because I wouldn’t think you could count on anything from the “family” in Flagstaff. The “husband” and “wives” are pretty worthless at this point when you are looking for love, validation, support, or anything else you should be able to expect from family.

So many things to be glad about in this picture! 1. It looks like life is getting back to some semblance of normalcy if people are attending the theater again. 2. It is wonderful to see Christine in Utah, enjoying her family and looking very happy and content. 3. All of the kids look very happy to be out and about and with their mom and sibs. 4. Mykelti has let her long, luxurious hair go back to her natural color and she blends right in with her sibs - not necessarily a bad thing when you think about the alternative reality examples we have been treated to over the years! 5. Kootie is no where in sight, which means that everyone is relaxed and enjoying being a normal family without all the drama. There is no one there prancing like a peacock, being loud and obnoxious and trying to get attention from the general public or media - in short, they are able to just be a normal family on an evening out. 6. It seems as though Tony is probably taking the picture, which is nice if you find his appearance a bit jarring, as I do. All that being said, and dearly wanting all pictured (even Tony) to lead their best lives there in Utah, can we talk about what Gwendolyn and Christine are wearing? Giant flowered pants and sloppy T-shirts do not scream “theater attire” to me, even at a matinee. I’m sure that is some sort of Lulano crap, but geez Christine, you are usually pretty well put together in public! You are never going to attract the attentions of a nice, monogamist man in Utah dressing like that. You would think that all these years living around Sobyn would have taught you something. You have to “put your scent out there,” as her mom would say, and that outfit just stinks.

Meri has her issues about her appearance and her self worth and I put all of her crazy filtering in that basket because it’s too much to analyze or to care about if she isn’t going to care enough about it herself to change it “fer rills.” But one thing I will say is that I kinda like her new shorter hair cut. Her hair was a bit over processed and crunchy and I think this is a step in the right direction . . .

I’m glad to see someone give Christine credit for making sure her child was put first for once in that family. But then again, what choice did she have? The sperm donor washed his hands of his child, right in front of her, no less. It proved for me that Christine is strong enough to be an independent woman and do right by herself and the children still at home. Now, what is it going to take to convince her of that?

Figures - he’s got the roid rage . . .

There literally is almost no difference between the two of them now. Is that on purpose, do you think?