Mahamid Frauded Me

Right after she told Neegan - juster look a these flowers Its probably just her 16th trimester pregnancy hormones

I hope Henry takes them all out - then finds that golden ticket in a Wonka bar, oh wait, wrong story...nevermind

The Summer House fools ??? Jitney sounds like a summer drink to have at the Hamptons.

I used to really like Sonja - but she keeps getting worse and worse every year. Her backhanded compliments to Carol about her hair color ( btw I think looks great ) , rumors about Tinsley being a kept woman etc - I want to punch her..she continues to act this way because she has always gotten away with it. She thinkss she still is Dame Morgan, even in her opening credits she says its all about the name but with an empty wallet. I do believe she is jealous of the other women being financially stable. Its exhausting to hear about her divorce that happened 15 years ago. For years was playing the victim, no Sonja you weren't. It was her bad decisions that got her in that place. I was happy that Dorinda spilled the tea in her tirade, was it too much, yes - she does have anger issues. Bethany, yet again comes across as always having to be right in EVERY situation - Ramona making an artist move her furniture around is pathetic, she uses people - plain and simple and she owns it.

Because she probably can park it for free in someones driveway as opposed to spending 1K a month on parking in Manhattan

I think I need to switch over to the Scientology channel for my viewing displeasure. Tonya, yes, I get the wine idea/name is bad - but now you are running back to Jaa ? She seems so desperate to be loved. Elena, your husband is a saint for backing you on your ideas, not that they are bad, just not thought through. I hate siding with little Juicy Joe, but Elena only wants $$ from Terra, whereas Jasmine has the experience. When Elena went to the salon, I first thought the salon owner was Alexa from Jerseylicous Thankfully no Autumn and her whining. I still can't stand Terra.

Wasn't that a different show, humm... oh yeah featuring Timmy & Lassie

So now I have to wait all the way until October to see Maggie in her 16th trimester . Anne will start a new community using shipping containers & Ikea furniture. Darryl may find a shower, Gonna make for a long summer of anticipation for sure.....

I may be wrong, but now Matt is whining about Amy getting the big house, I think either A. He was over the marriage and just wanted out or B. Was already in a relationship with Caryn and to speed things up, let her have the house out of guilt. I think Caryn wants a slice of that nice house, I guess I saw a side of her last night watching that she clearly is running that relationship and Matt is letting her.

WTF was with those bathing suits Dorito was trying to peddle ? Even if I did have the body ( in my mind i do ) of one of those models, I would be afraid to jump in the water, there seems to be a lack of nylon & spandex to hold anything up. I have seen better quality suits from the Jaclyn Smith collection at Kmart Beach

I love the original Southern Charm, Savannah disappointing, seemed like a bunch of college kids wondering the town like zombies and complaining all too much. Too early to tell with New Orleans just yet. I live for the architecture and seeing the home furnishings which are probably over my Homegoods budget. One thing, if any of these people on the NO show even tempt me while shoving a beignet in their face while I am watching, I promise to hurt them :)

I heard they are desperate to get people on the no BS cruise - the aft seems to be a bit heavy on the last cruise, so deep discounts to those who are booking a bow cabin

Snooki was insufferable this episode, crying to daddy about her wedding rings while everyone else were scouring the yard. Jenny is probably that girls only friend in the world and to treat her that way just shows she is just a stupid bitch. Something is seriously wrong with Ronni - maybe too may steroids or something, I just don't find this as good as the original JS - they should have brought back Party Down South instead of these over 30 morons

I thought Kathryn handled the situation with slut nurse pretty well considering her past BSC moments. T Rav is an ass - I sided with Kathryn on the whole nanny thing as well - dang, I don't want to go to the dark side of liking her. Slut nurse is pathetic, I wanted to like her because of my dislike for Kathryn, but man she is too much. I thought I saw daggers shooting out of her when T RAv said he and Kathryn would still be together if she was nicer, haha ...so now slut nurse is gonna go in for the kill.

I find Tom & Ariana's & Katie & Tom's apartment depressing. Just looks so old and probably smells of patchouli and Coors Lite.

When does Angelina come back ? What did the situation call her - Hamster or something ? I probably still wont like Angelina after all these years

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So now that we know they are coming back, we will be coming back to snark on them...haha - so what do you all think the next season is going to rally around ? I really don't want another season devoted to another wedding, don't want to see me worthless therapy sessions with Nancy.. Meri's catfishing that was so 2015 should be put to bed... Maybe get Jason & Grant back on teevee to do a ghost hunting special at the B & B with cinnamon rolls and all.

Did it annoy anyone else when those curly headed devils kept saying "baby" We have to get the gas stove in before "baby" We have to pick up tools before "baby" Anyway, weren't these 2 losers living in LA for a hot minute before they had to come home because they had zero talent to line themselves up with some work ? I might be mistaken, but werent Tory and Audj friends with Molly 1st ?

Excited for tonight's show, I will be wearing my silk short shorts and matching silk camisole with 5 inch heels sipping Rose waiting for the verbal beat down Catherine gives whats her face. So I take it the Porsche Craig was driving around last year in was Naomi's ? When the 1st season aired, I have to be honest, I thought there was something kinda sexy about T-Rav ( ducking ) Now he looks like hell and probably smells of cheap bourbon & menthos.

Terra is disgusting. Not sure why Tonya would want Kermit to stay, he is a loser who wanted her to wait on him hand & foot. I can get they have history, but not worth the price. Jasmine just seems very sad this season, I know her husband works for the railroad so he is gone alot, they seem like they have a good relationship and adorable boys. I wish Elena would focus on a career path and stick to it, I think her clothing line would have been successful if she did keep it to LP - and not try to expand so soon into average size clothing.

Seriously. that is probably the saddest thing I heard today, it was intended to be worn like that..

but you know - who can resist this hot piece of tuna ( he gets hit on alot! ) If only LuluRu would have done something like this, it would have saved a lot of eyesight of seeing Meri's mixmatched shitshow of a wardrobe

That would explain why Amy is no fan of Caryn. I had missed a couple of seasons, news etc about the shenanigans going on.

What ever happened to "cookie" a. She fed it to some squirrels in the park b. She hid it under her seat and consumed it in 2 bites after filming