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Very true. Twit could get down to 120 lbs and shed still be an asshole.

Did I hear Captain Two-face say that you can’t be moody on a super yacht? And did she really have the colossal nerve to tell Kiko he should work under a chef like Tom to learn? Learn what? How to slam shit around the galley and threaten to quit every 5 minutes? Kiko, you’re a class act. You deserve much better than Sandy’s fucked ip bizarro world super yacht.

Hahaha I was shocked when I saw her. I had pictured Mother Silva to be a botoxed to paralysis, face-lifted, crotch length skin-tight leather skirt-wearing, tits out older version of the twits.

I hope they tear Sandy and her MiniMe sidekick to shreds. I just started watching and Sandy is already looking like an asshole and a liar. I’ll enjoy watching her squirm as she tries to defend the indefensible. As much as I dislike Hannah, Malia the Rat did a shitty thing, and Sandy made it even shittier. Go get em Hannah!! I love all the viewer questions for Sandy and MiniMe. Sandy takes no responsibility for anything. The viewers are on to you Sandy!!

I’m completely nauseated from watching Gina chomp away on her food with her mouth open. She’s disgusting Tamra must be climbing the walls going thru shit-stirrer withdrawal. She needs shut the fuck up and disappear for good.

Florian has that whole “heroin chic“ thing going on.

These women, with the exception of Braunwyn who is just boring beyond words, wear way way way too much make up. They look like cadavers. New girl is a little too happy-giggly for me. I’m sure her house is worth mega-bucks but who wants to sit on the deck and have all those people going by? That’s not my idea of a beach house. I could definitely do without Kelly over-sharing about her sex life. Emily looks more bloated than ever. Gina looks rough! She sure didn’t waste any time snaring and moving in with the new guy. (Is she sure he’s straight??) Her kids are so young, she should have concentrated on them for a while before bringing a new guy and his kids into it. Bad move! Shannon seems happy and the two families seem to get along well. It’s nice to see her happy. I can’t stand neurotic, crazy Shannon. I’m not missing the other two amigas at all. It was about time they got the axe.

Episode recap: ✔️ Darcey makes a wedding reference ✔️Florian cheating video ✔️Darcey crying ✔️ Stacey crying ✔️ Tits Same old, same old

Coltee is loving all the attention. He wants everyone to believe the women are angry out of jealousy because he’s such hot stuff. I want TLC to show Debbie her son’s dick pics. Then Shaun can ask how proud she is of sonny boy.

Where is that vomit emoji? Darcey looked absolutely delighted to show Stacey the Florian videos She was trying not to smile while Stacey was watching them.

Wait ‘til he’s sees his patient count decrease because of the show.

Proof of my theory that breast implants are made out of brain cells.

I think Tom might be even worse than Leon. What a prissy little bitch! I think Malia is used to running interference for him. She acts like a domestic violence victim, making excuses for her abuser. If he was so concerned about the crappy provisions, why didn’t he meet the provisioner on the dock? He could have refused everything right there and tried to find replacements. Sandy put on quite the heartfelt performance during her team talk. I think I might have seen a tear. No one is buying it, Sandy!

We saw entirely too much of Libby’s ( I think I’ll start calling her Labia) criminal organization family this season. TLC better not be planning a Family Labia spin-off!! I know André is no prize but she never defends him when the thugs get on his case. Does Motherwife know that Coltee is sending pathetic dick pics to every woman on the planet? What was HugeAnge talking about that Mahkul wouldn’t approve of? I thought the mask might be hiding some bad plastic surgery. I love Shawn’s dress!

Stacey’s wedding dress - just, NO! Did Florian borrow that suit from his little brother? Stacey looks like she put on weight. Pregnant? Darcey left her important possessions at home to shack up with the Bulgarian boyfriend. I’m glad she’s taking it slow in this relationship.

I don’t think doing porn will get in the way of her legitimate profession - grifting. .When you have zero marketable skills, like most of the 90 Day “stars,” it’s either porn or prostitution. Prostitution was probably too much work for her.. He is... A. cameraman for Larissa’s porn shoots? B. Eric’s secret lover? C. director of Eric’s gay porn videos? D. all of the above

It’s hard to believe TLC has a morals clause in their contract. The bar is set really low to begin with. Was she having sex with an animal?

All the talk about the Michelin Star chef. Please! If Tm has a Michelin star, it’s from selling tires. Sandy is just so fucking despicable! I hate her more every episode.

I think Sandy equates elegant with gaudy. The guests on this show request tacky parties, drink cases of booze and act like frat party felons. I’m surprised that some of them they can even find the table. I know most of them probably can’t spell table.

Tom is certainly a whiny little bitch. Why is Malia freaking out right along with him? And why is everyone tip-toeing around him? Even Malia seems to be afraid of him. He must have really good knife skills Jess is a big lipped, big boobed, psycho bunny boiler! Rob wants everyone to think he’s Mr Sensitive but he’s just a weirdo. Bugs can be a bit much and needs hair accessory and glitter rehab but she seems to be a good people manager. You can tell she loves her job. Hannah was sorely lacking in that department. Sandy still sucks. I think I’m done with this show. I don’t even have the desire to snark anymore.

@Auntie Anxiety me too.-Psoriasis. Is Propecia working for you? I may try it.

Daddy Silva must be so proud. Doesn’t every father want his little girls to grow up to be overblown cartoon characters who grovel at the feet of reptilian men? He hit the jackpot with these two!

If their shit clothing is actually made in LA, or anywhere in the US, I’ll buy one of every outfit and model it on FB and Instagram. The only thing that might possibly be made in LA is the seam ripper they use to pull off the original labels before they have their child labor sew their Asian sweatshop H of 11 labels onto the Asian sweatshop garment.

Is there a reason the Medusa Twins were subjecting the neighbors to family yoga out in front of the house? Is there no backyard? No suitable room inside? There should be a zoning restriction for that shit. I’m genuinely surprised Darcey’s daughters haven’t died of embarrassment yet. They seem to be such nice, normal girls. I have a feeling someone other than Darcey did most of the child rearing. I hope they take a long hard look at Muppetesque Mommy every day and realize that all the procedures, implants, suctions, injections and who knows what else, haven't made Darcey the least bit attractive or happy. How long before the new boyfriend gets fed up with Darcey‘s drunk crying, fishing for compliments and not so subtle engagement/wedding hints? Georgi’s gift was like a replay of Tom and the key. Get with the program Georgi!! In Darceyworld, by the second date she expects to be engaged. I guess she forgot to trot him past a jewelry store. Like everyone else, I gave Stacey way too much credit. She’s as fucked up as her sister. I bet Darcey is enjoying the hell out of Vampire boy’s video in the hotel with the girl. Don’t get too comfy Darcey. Stacey will be more than happy to hunt down pics of Georgi with other women and shove them in your face. Darcey’s advice to Stacey...Don’t let the girl Into your soul. Don’t let her onto your vision board. Of course the pre-teen 50 year olds have vision boards. Better advice would be: Don’t let Florian into your vagina. I posted before I wstched the whole episode. I had to come back to say I knew Darcey would search out the girl in the video with Florian. I’m dying! This show is pure gold I tell ya!!!