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When all else fails, Natalie drags out the sleepover before the wedding. So last season.

Stephanie is a real psycho! What did she hope to accomplish by telling Ryan what the psychic said?

They want the crazy love/hate couples for this show. It’s not a very realistic view of the K-1 process.

Vapid Elizabeth’s shocked reaction to being fired... priceless!!! I can’t stop laughing! Just by her reaction, Elizabeth proved how truly brainless she is. You can’t train stupid. It solved James’’ problem, too. Chef Chief Alcoholic Ragel says the cake thing was the most distasteful thing she’s ever seen??? She ordered the cake!!! That’s really rich coming from her! What a psycho! And what “struggles” has she had with the Interior all season? The mahi mahi debacle, partly her own fault, and the forgotten Ketchup? I can’t think of any other major issues. Her manic, aggressive shtick is getting old. She needs to shut the fuck up and take a permanent seat and a chill pill or two twelve.

Yep. Rebecca’s major case of insecurity will soon make life miserable for Zied. I don’t think he has ulterior motives for being with her but he’d be entitled to at least one because she scammed him from the start with the decades old filtered pictures. She loves having a young boyfriend, and really loves telling people just how young, but she can’t handle a woman in his age bracket offering to help move the furniture that Rebecca should have had in the apartment the day her 27 year old fiancé arrived. How can she expect him to be comfortable in that barren apartment? Zied is more way more gracious about it than Rebecca deserves. Yep to this too. I don’t get any sense of ill intent from Mike. He looks like he’s hanging on by his fingernails. He looks worn out and has realized that there’s just no way to make her happy. It’s got to be exhausting dealing with the constant criticism, manipulation and mood swings. He wanted to make a life with Natalie and he’s really hurt and disappointed with how things have turned out.

I somehow missed Jovi’s father’s comment about her clothing when I watched. I’m so happy Yara put him in his place. If he said that to me, he’d be sporting a black eye or two.

I’m in shock that Natalie had a sane, useful suggestion. She’s in for a surprise though because that Therapist is going to immediately spot the manipulation and crazy. Ditto: fuck NonJovi’s parents! I like Yara. She’s too good for him I just can’t with Stephanie. She’s a fucking joke. Another one in for a surprise when putting her assholery on display to the world tanks her business.

Hi all! Late as usual. Missed the last two weeks. Wow! Clean house! So far, not hating her. Molested at 5! Ugh.

She is such a fucking narcissist! She’s supposedly coming out of her depression, which was just an excuse to wallow in misery , order Buddy around and eat everything in sight. I think she’s glad it came out the way it did because it will give her a reason to go back to being Victim Twit. Why should Ryan be responsible for telling her? He was trying not to ruin the weekend unlike Buddy who blurted it out the minute she walked up. I think Buddy was enjoying all of the ass-wiping, chub rub cream smearing and salad making. She’s a big fat piece of shit!

Just when I thought she couldn’t possibly be more loathsome, obnoxious and selfish, she surprises me by being the shittiest friend ever when Buddy is feeling depressed. Buddy, who did everything but wipe her ass while she was getting over being dumped! And who she manipulated into staying in Charlotte so she wouldn’t be alone and unsble to pay the rent! Buddy should go home to Greensboro and stiff her for the remainder of her lease. She is despicable! The barnacles are no better than ahe is.

I don’t know if Rachel thinks the constant disgusting quips make her sound hip or cool but she’s just completely classless. Between the filthy mouth and issues with alcohol, who would want to hire her? Happy Birthday, Elizabeth, we all chipped in and got you a one-way ticket out of here! She’s so brainless, I find it hard to believe she was able to survive 30 years. Ugh the two Siegel boys, typical rich kids, entitled obnoxious assholes.

Poor little abused Natalie needs to pack her shit and take herself and all 26 of her personalities back to Ukraine. Mike upset her with the make-up comment and she has the nerve to say she doesn’t tolerate criticism??? That’s rich coming from the harpy who criticizes everything about Mike 24/7. He’s no prize but she picked him. It’s not like she didn’t know he was a meat eating atheist. Is she secretly trying to manipulate him into calling off the wedding so she can save face and go back home to tell everyone how cruel and unreasonable he was? Brandon’s keepers are vile people. When Mommy hears the slightest little sound of them getting it on in the shared-wall bedroom, her head is going to explode and I am here for it! And, Daddy needs to shut the fuck up with that “you’re the man” put her in her place shit. Amira’s French accent makes her sound like a cartoon character. Why is she always scratching her head? Lice? No problem. The daycare king, will probably know how to treat it.

I never thought I’d find myself agreeing with Kelly but when she called Braunwyn contrived, she hit the nail right on the head. Braunwyn’s alcoholism and “recovery” is little more than an excuse appalling behavior. Telling a 14 year old to call her for the good drugs tops the list of most fucked up housewives moments. Kelly’s and her hat are up there on the list, too.

Was Madison always an enormous bitch? She has a mean streak several miles wide. Austin is no prize but the delight she gets from torturing him is scary. I really hate to agree with Shep but he was right about her. She’s a low class nobody. How long is Leva going to drag out the Katherine thing? I think the monkey emoji was just Katherine being Katherine. Vapid and self-absorbed. She doesn’t have enough working brain cells to have sent it as a racist statement. It’s a convenient excuse for Leva to get screen time.

Mt Shitney “exercising” in the white XXXXXXXL stretch pants no bueno! You can see every lump of extra-large curd cottage cheese. Thoroughly revolting! Why would anyone pay to watch that shit? At long last she’s wearing something appropriate, the RUMBLE shirt. It’s what the earth does when she walks. My daughter used to go to that dog bar before Covid. Her crazy pup loved it. Ryan is being lulled into a false sense of security. There’s no way she’s staying in Charlotte. Her friends are sick of commuting for their paychecks. Tonight we’re treated to Pitiful Mt Shitney blubbering about her nonexistent dating life and manipulating Buddy to stay in Charlotte with her. If a guy on a dating app texted her “Come sit on my face,” she’d leave fucking skid marks racing over there. Exactly what “work” has she done to lose weight? The Olympic biathlon of couch-loafing and face stuffing?

Mother Brandon is not happy unless she laying down rules or bitching about not following the rules. Brandon’s parents are the worst family ever to appear on any iteration of 90 Day. EVER. Even worse than lying liar Deavan and her feral child and psycho bitch of a mother and that’s pretty fucking awful. Brandon sucks too for never defending Julia. Memo to Nutalie: Maybe if you hadn’t constantly criticized absolutely everything about Mike, he might have given you the ring back. That passive aggressive shit is not at all endearing. Although, I don’t know why you’d ever want to marry a low class living, crappy house and smelly closet owning, beer drinking, meat eating, atheist in the first place. He’s wise to your psycho games so you should just go back to mommy and find a nice religious guy to torment for the rest of your life.

Yes. No. Of course.

I think they felt let’s leave well enough alone. They’re afraid of setting her off because she might quit again. She definitely should be banned from alcohol for the remainder. She’s a talented Chef but I doubt she’ll have much of a career left after this show airs. Word spreads quickly in the industry. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing inside Elizabeth’s cranium except for a few cobwebs and some mossy pebbles. She’s completely incompetent but she always has a smile and a good attitude. Although, now that I think about it, the smile could be the result of idiocy. Imagine if she had a personality like Rachel?

Rebecca will be waking up early to put on a full face of makeup for the rest of her life

Dead

Tarik trimmed the beard! He’s still icky.

I despise Brandon’s creepy parents!

I’m so sick of the Discovery ads!

All caught up. Wow Betty iis verrrry particular about the hot tub!

Just got here. Did I miss much? Rhetorical.