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I love that the episode hasn’t even aired yet and the snark is flying! I think she’s finally reaching the end of her 15 minutes hundred pounds of fame.

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It was pretty shitty of Francesca to take back the stripes. It was Francesca’s mistake to give them to Elizabeth before she had a chance to truly evaluate her work. Elizabeth is a terrible stew and I find it’s hard to believe she had any relevant experience prior to BD but I think she’s just clueless in general. If it’s not something New Age-y, she’s not interested. Francesca takes every mistake and slight too personally. Capt Lee pretty much told her she’s not getting a replacement stew so she’d be better off investing her energy into trying to teach Elizabeth something. Rachel kicked ass in the galley again but I have a feeling she has at least one more massive freak out in her. It might salvage this season. So far it’s been pretty boring.

Yes she is and NonJovi deserves her. He really is a complete dick!

She’ll try dragging him to church at the first opportunity and will have another melt down when he tells her no fucking way. She’s exhausting. Happy New Year to my snark peeps!

I had to give up on live chat. Too hard to watch and snark at the same time. Yara gives zero fucks about anyone, especially NonJovi. I like her I think Stephanie’s secret will be she can’t have children. Because she had an illness . There’s a never ending supply of crazy in Natalie’s head and I am here for it!! I’m not at all surprised she didn’t give any thought to what she’d do with her days while Mike is working. She’s confident she’ll be able to manipulate him into dumping the farm and moving to the big city. Mike is thinking about the future and the endless days and nights ahead with Natalie’s various personalities.

Forget the haircut place, Mike needs to find Natalie a Psychiatrist stat. in addition to hating Nonjovi’s teeth, I hate his voice, too.

I’m convinced production gives everyone an IQ test. If you score over 90, you’re out. And I think I’m being generous on that 90.

No hetero bachelor...

The only reason Betty is even tolerating Julia is because they need a farm hand. I can’t wait for the fighting to start!

I really hate Mommy Brandon!

You must really despise your job!

At least Stephanie isn’t dragging a bunch of kids into the disaster.

Has Ukraine moved to the tropics? Why is Natalie so cold?

Finally made it to Live char only a twenty bit late. Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays!

You beat me to it! I don’t know if she has an illness but she does have a fancy refrigerator that displays huge photos of her and Ryan. Rebecca will be so mach jealous. I don’t think he’s good looking either Natalie can flip a switch to psycho quicker than I’ve ever seen. I don’t blame Mike for not going out of his way to get her the appropriate food. He knows nothing will ever make her happy. Don’t give her the ring back, Mike!

This episode in particular annoyed the shit out of me and I credit Mt Whitney with 100% of the blame because it’s her show and I loathe her. There they are, frolicking in the lake, not very far from where I live, ignoring the pleas of every rational government official to limit non-essential public socializing, and Mt Whitney decides to frolic sans swimsuit! In daylight! There’s nothing she won’t do for that paycheck. It’s nauseating enough seeing her in a 2 piece suit but she has to go the extra exhibitionist’s mile to be naked? She looked like a disoriented whale that got separated from its pod. I fucking despise her!!

I finally got around to watching the rest of the episode. Julia is to way too smart to be on this Calvalcade of Losers. Mommy Brandon may be entitled to her [IMO stupid] rules in her house but every one of those rules will be another nail in the coffin of that relationship. That’s just what she’s counting on. Mommy may claim to like her baby boy’s girlfriend/fiancé but guaranteed there’s a huge flashing red sign in her head that says “WHORE” every time she looks at Julia. What happened to Nutso Natalie’s face? It looks like her nose got longer or her chin got shorter or something. Poor Natalie. She had to leave the lap of luxury in her mother’s spacious penthouse to wallow with the pigs in the squalor of Mike’s farm on Tobacco Road. No wonder she’s losing her mind.

If something happens to Capt Lee’s coffee mug, I’m sure Elizabeth will have something to do with it. Francesca is starting to nitpick but, at this point, I probably would too. Elizabeth and her crystals are fucking useless. While watching Rachel grovel to Capt Lee, all I could think about was, what would Sandy do? I think she’d stake out a permanent parking spot up Rachel’s ass then proceed to interrupt and ruin every single meal by interrogating the guests to the point where they’d never want to eat again. All while simultaneously quoting maritime law. Or get Malia to do it. These charter guests were nowhere near as annoying as their preference sheets seemed to predict. They’ve enjoyed everything and and haven’t complained once. Maybe it all goes to shit next week.

You must be my long lost snark soul sister. What you said in this post and the one above it is sad but true. I grew up on Long Island in the 60s and I can recall wanting to die of of embarrassment in sex ed classes. My mom had cousins in Ohio who couldn’t believe they taught that “filth” to children. I’m sure I learned more in those classes than these kids learned from all their sources combined. Myrka’s boyfriend’s parents seem to be decent, caring people who tried to instill some common sense in their son but history is repeating itself in their family despite their efforts.

OMG these kids are all so fucking stupid! I hate to tell you what I would have done if my daughter had ever dared to put me in the position of having to sit on a couch to tell the camera, “I’m 35 years old and I’m going to be a grandma.” (I was 34 when I had her but you know what I mean) Do these parents never have that conversation with their kids? Don’t they give a shit? I despise Myrka’s mom for naming her Myrka. There. I said it.

If Tarik and his brother have been on the outs, they sure managed to get along well enough to share a bed and collect a check for theIr observations on pillow talk. So far I don’t hate Yara but only that’s only because I really can’t stand NonbonJovi and his teeth. My prediction for Mike and Natalie: It’s lovely Thursday evening in Sequim and Natalie has been in the US for a week. Mike has been working outside on the farm all day. He cooked Natalie’s favorite dinner, put in a load of laundry, washed and dried the dishes, swept the kitchen floor and locked Uncle Beau in the barn for the night. He’s finally ready to sit down, put his feet up and relax with his future wife. But Natalie is claustrophobic and has also developed an acute fear of all things in nature. The evil cat has been giving her dirty looks and has been talking behind her back with Uncle Beau. To make matters worse, Mike has still hasn’t given back the ring. It all goes to hell from there. Save yourself, Mike!!

Congrats!!!

I initially thought Mt Whitney might not have been let in on the fake fiancée joke but she seemed to be done with Chase these last few episodes. The second he gave her a key and told her he wanted her to move to Whereeverthefuck she was out. Now she’s face to face with him and sobbing and whining with her desperation on full display. Did I see a big old bald spot on the back of Twit’s head? She’s probably severely malnourished from eating nothing but carbs, sugar and fat from fast food, cookies and donuts. I don’t think she’d recognize a protein if it was on .her plate. She said she hasn’t done anything remotely physical in months. She’s so fucking lazy she can’t exercise and wallow at the same time.

No one here yet? My stupid DVR didn’t record so I’m catching the last 5 mins and my mind is blown by Rachel. What the fuck happened? I’ll have to try to record again when it replays overnight.