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Who the fuck named that town?

I predict as soon as Zied lands in the States, Rebecca will turn into a ratshit crazy suffocating bipolar control freak. Zied can go live with Mike and Mike can send LoonyTunes Natalie to Rebecca.

Rebecca could have bought a little starter house with all the $$ spent putting Zied’s face on all that shit!

Likely production-driven drama. They probably had Eddie take the scenic route back to the boat to wind Rachel up.

I really loathe Kim and her superior attitude. I sit here cursing the parents the entire time I’m hate-watching this show. This episode reminded me why I don’t like homeschooling. There’s little to no accountability and shitty parents can get away with imprisoning their children and denying them a real education. I realize there are parents who do a good job with it but too many of them are just like these two. Like everyone else, I’m not buying Kim “studying” ballet and going en pointe. I bet the only reason she’s teaching the girls ballet is to make them graceful enough to snag a man at a young age. She probably thinks learning science and math is a waste of time for the girls and it’s more important they learn how to look good and cook and clean. She shouldn’t worry about college because I doubt her “teaching” has prepared any of her kids for higher learning. Someone needs to buy Mariah a new lipstick.

The depth of stupidity in some of these women is just unbelievable! I fully expected Kelly to be a Covid denier and I wasn’t surprised that Elizabeth jumped on that bandwagon. Comparing Covid to AIDS?? I laughed at Emily talking about that. I didn’t expect to see Emily, an educated woman who actually has a working brain, out with the other idiots without a mask. I figured the pandemic would push Shannon right over the edge into full-on fucking psychosis. There has to be something wrong with a boyfriend who puts up with that shit. Braunschweiger - just go away!

Well color me disappointed. I was anxiously expecting to see a blubbering (and blubber-filled) mess of a shit show this episode but it wasn’t quite as dramatic as I had hoped. It took her long enough to spit out what happened with Chase and Babygate. Now we’re going to have to listen to her crying and complaining, in every single fucking episode, about how unfair life is for the Twitster. Production should at least show her inhaling tons of random junk food to ease her “panic attacks”. That would offset my disappointment.

Rachel is hitting home runs with her food! Capt Lee is probably wondering why he had to put up with egotistical, subpar chefs for so many years. Shane needs to go. He’s fucking useless. Elizabeth too. She was given those second stew stripes waaay to soon. If she thinks Francesca is too tough, she would have jumped overboard working for Kate. I miss Kate. She made me laugh

I just got here, better let than never, but I can already tell the kid with the farm and the live-in parents is doomed.

Highlight reel: Mamma Sumit gets brutal and plays the suicide card!

I don’t have much to add to the snarkversation. These couples have been a total snooze fest. Love love love Father and Mother Sumit! Jenny can’t understand a word they’re saying but Mother Sumit manages to get her point across quite adequately with angry gestures, the universal language of pissed off mothers-in.law. I’m completely shocked that Deavon’s dress is tasteful and appropriate. That’s a rarity in 90 Day land. They haven’t been showing much of Dracuzilla. I guess she’s managed to behave lately. I find Areola and her parents insufferable. That said, I think she was respectful of the Baptism ceremony. I was raised Catholic but dropped any pretense of believing in any of it at a fairly young age. My ex was Jewish. We had no plan to raise our kids in either religion. My mother was upset that we didn’t baptize the kids so she baptized them in her kitchen sink. She did ask first and we told her to go right ahead if it would make her happy. I’m sure if we had said no, she would have done it anyway.

Agreeing with you all that Summeat was horrified to hear there was a loophole in the marriage act. He’s banking on his brother and the wife running to his parents. Will they come storming into the ring ceremony to stop the sham marriage? Or will they welcome Jenny and her American dollars social security check into the family? Stay tuned... Ugh Areola. I’m sorry, Biniyam, but your psycho girlfriend is going to take the baby and run. I wonder if Brittany would be willing to run around Jordan, getting drunk without the 90 Day posse. Angela seems so smart, normal, stable and sensible. She must be an actress they hired to play the friend.

Craig’s face is looking very bloated. He needs to lay off the booze for a while. He looks like he aged 10 yrs since last season. I can’t believe he was lecturing Austen about productivity. He has to be one of the dumbest, laziest people on the planet. I can’t believe he made it through law school. I’m getting a super creepy vibe from new guyJohn Whateverthefuck. Shep is still an immature dick.

I can’t stand Braunwyn but I have to give her credit for embracing her son ‘s individuality.

She probably uses that very same grabber-thingy, with remnants of ass wipe and chub rub cream, to get shit off a high shelf so she doesn’t have to do anything but lift her arm a bit. Sorta like when she dances and works out.

Fake engagement or not, it’s still denigrating. Despite her high opinion of herself, Mt Whitney isn’t exactly a symbol for emancipated womanhood. I’m not surprised she’d buy into a tradition that should have been banned in the 1960’s.

II think we’re all salivating over this. I can’t wait! I’d enjoy it so much more if someone could confirm that the Twitster thought Chase really wanted to marry her.

I agree the “engagement” was production-driven crapola but I have a feeling Mt Whitney was not in on the joke. We know the TLC crew must hate her because they like using the most unflattering camera angles and airing footage that makes her look like a fucking clown. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn they colluded with Chase and Ryan to stage the whole thing. She looks like she put on a few pounds! Why would anyone want to subscribe to her exercise videos? The exercises sure haven’t helped Twit firm up or lose weight. I hope it’s a rollercoaster ride this season.

Areola is absolutely the worst! Nothing will make her happy. She wanted a better place to live. He got her a better place. Now he has to work to pay for that place but she doesn’t like being alone. It’s no win for Bini. He has the patience of 10 saints. I feel sorry for him because we all know she’s going to kidnap that baby and go back to the US and the relative luxury of living with mommy and daddy.

Sober Braunwyn is even worse than drunk Braunwyn. Throwing glass in Shannon’s pool and calling her boyfriend’s son lemonade boy” tells me all I need to know. She seems to have an obsessive need to constantly talk about her “sobriety.” It comes across as bragging to me. Look at me! I had a problem, I fixed it and now I’m going to bore you to death by talking about it all the time.

It’s ridiculous that these women in relationships with foreigners never want them to work. They act like they can’t survive if they can’t reach them by phone or see them 24/7. If Sumit isn’t long-conning Jenny, she better get used to being alone because he has a hefty tab with mommy and daddy to repay. But of course he’s conning her. Now that she totally destroyed Yazan’s life, Brittany is going to do a fun farewell tour of Jordan with her girlfriend. If she thinks she’s going to prance around Jordan in her bikini, or even showing cleavage, she’s really completely brain dead.

So Malaria and/or Sandy, Queens of Maritime Law, said that anything that alters your state of awareness is forbidden. What about all the alcohol this bunch of drunks pour down their gullets when they have a night off? Even if they’re between charters, there could be an emergency on board. What happens then? Are Malaria’s superpowers immune to alcohol? Will she save the boat from incarceration? Jess, shut the fuck up. You’re a moron. Post of the decade!!

Areola is so fucking annoying. She reminds me of a dopey blonde Marissa Tomei. I hope the baby doesn’t inherit her pasty complexion. Bini is not going to enjoy taking orders from her for the rest of his life. I didn’t care for idea of a goat sacrifice either but Areola needs to adapt. She should be very appreciative of his family. Unless mommy visits every month, they’re going to be her support system in Ethiopia.

I seriously can’t stand Ari. She’s a spoiled little princess and I doubt she’ll be able to survive without Mommy flying in with supplies every other month.

She was raised by a raving lunatic.