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I’m kinda proud of André. He could have kicked Upchuck Jr’s ass back to the US. Maybe he’ll just beat the shit out of Libby instead. I’m kinda proud of André. He could have kicked Upchuck Jr’s ass back to the US. Maybe he’ll just beat the shit out of Libby instead.

I’m so over this shit show but I still watch and mostly FF bc I hate all these people. I caught class act Angela mourning mamma. This may be insensitive but I have a feeling they kept that poor woman hanging on by a thread so her trash daughter could make it back in time to see her off. Was Angela smoking in the house with her grandkids?? She is so fucking disgusting! .

I can’t decide who I loathe more, Upchuck Jr or Sr. The whole fucking family are disgusting, ignorant assholes! If they’re crass and vacuous with cameras rolling, i can only imagine what they’re really like.

I actually threw up in my mouth. Ugh. Was she wearing a black bra under her floozy gown?

And have babies that she won’t lift a finger to take care of. Syngin better hope Tania has fertility issues cuz she doesn’t give a fuck that he’s not ready to have kids. She probably sits in the bathroom poking holes in all the condoms.

I finally broke down and watched an episode of The Darcey/Stacey Shit Show tonight. I thought I would die when Darcey talked about the girl in the pics with Florian. She had the fucking nerve to say the girl had her boobs showing and looked like she was wearing lingerie. Does Darcey not own a mirror? I’m finding Stacey a tiny bit more tolerable than Darcey. It must be exhausting for Stacey putting up with the constant crying and jealousy and misery. I’m invested in the comic relief now so I’ll probably commit to watching the rest of the episodes.

I hope these two don’t grope and grind their way into Jenna/Adam territory. That was nauseating to watch. All Sandy needs is a cape billowing behind her to complete the superhero image she has of herself. Malia can play the trusted sidekick. They can travel the world, ridding yachts of Valium and CBD and “incarcerating” them.

Or Sandy’s Adderall?

I hate this family more than I hate Angela and that’s a whole lotta hate. They’re barely a step up from scum of the earth. I’m not at all surprised the whole classless crew are criminals and/or scoff-laws. Someone should have tipped off André. It would have been a nice little bomb to drop when they were interrogating him at the restaurant. I’m sorry André’s gracious family had to put up with their ill-mannered entitled behavior.

I hate that wide-eyed, Innocent, adjusting the glasses thing he does.

I really hope they never ask family Assuelo To babysit.

Tania the Witch Doctor, who apparently isn’t doing any doctoring, has some nerve telling Syngin that he lacks direction. What is she doing with her life besides milking every last drop of sympathy from that foot injury? Syngin should dump Tania with Libby’s vile family. They can sit around and make fun of housing and customs in other countries.

Jihoon is a loser. That said, does Deavan ever smile? I know she’s having a rough time bc Jihoon is basically just another child for her to take care of but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her smile. Why hasn’t she taught Dracuzilla to listen and behave like a human child? She’s old enough to deal with the consequences if she doesn’t listen. She’s like a wild animal! She needs to learn to follow some basic rules so she can survive in this world. How fun was it for Dracuzilla being carried by her ranting Grandmother screaming, “She’ll fucking die!” Great example setting a Grandma. It’s easy to see where Dracuzilla’s atrocious behavior comes from. They better rein that kid in before she has to start school. That shit won’t be tolerated. Also, does Deavan look pregnant in her TH segments?

Fucking Sandy! What if she overdosed?? Idiot. I have to say tho, if Hannah knew that bringing weed on the boat was a no-no, she deserves to be fired. I don’t get the issue with the Valium. I still hate Sandy & I’ve added Malia the Rat to my hate list. She’s been trashing Hannah all along. I want Chef boyfriend to give the guests food poisoning. Then I want Jess or Bugsy to fuck him in Melia’s bed and I want Malia to catch them in the act.

It’s official. Libby’s family are the worst people ever to appear on this franchise. The nerve of Chuck calling Andre’s family home the projects! He acts like he lives on some palatial estate instead of a so-so, quarter acre, cookie cutter house on the west coast of Florida. I’m so happy Andre didn’t hit anyone. That’s all they’d need for ammo. When the hag sisters arrive, Libby needs to sit them all down and tell them to shut the fuck up and at least respect Andre’s family. What a bunch of disgusting, hateful people!! Larissa looks really rough without a pound of makeup on her distorted face. I thought I would die laughing when she claimed she was sexually inexperienced! Poor naive Larissa being taken advantage of. She needs to be deported pronto. Colt and Debbie - can’t we deport them too? I FF through Trashangel and Khalani

Yes. With her mouth on his penis.

Bravo Sandy!! You sent Kiko to bed early and washed dishes. A truly supportive manager wouldn’t feel the need to itemize her helpfulness and then complain about getting a bad edit. Hannah royally fucked Kiko with the menu suggestions. I was surprised Sandy didn’t immediately jump on the blame Hannah train. Sandy needs to put her dick away and stay the hell out of the galley. Her micromanagement would wear anyone down. How does she expect Kiko to serve great meals when she’s constantly hovering and criticizing? She’s exhausting. At least Sandy was happy with the table setting. I thought it looked like someone vomited up Christmas. .

Please tell me I did not just see a promo for a Darcey/Stacey show. What the actual fuck!!

If the shamee is big fat man-boobed mamma’s boy in a Speedo, body shaming is required.

I’m so sick of vapid, brainless Elizabeth and her horrible pretentious family. Her remarks about the food that her family won’t like and the “I have no idea what’s going on” rituals in the Orthodox Church show just how ignorant she is. Having Andrrrrei translate that her family won’t like Moldova because everything is old and they’re used to everything new, was beyond insensitive and insulting to Andrrrrei’s gracious family. Who says that?!?! His father had to point out that the people in Moldova are good people. That won’t mean shit to Elizabeth’s awful family. She keeps complaining about Andrrrrei’s chauvinism. Does she know who she married? I’m convinced she only ever confronts Andrrrrei when cameras are rolling. I don’t know if it’s because she’s afraid of him or she thinks the conflict makes her story line more interesting but it just makes her look like a spineless moron. Fuck her and her family! Uh oh someone woke the sleeping jealous bitch inside Debbie. Jess should have turned around and walked away when she saw that Colt and mommy were sharing a room. I don’t know how she could miss that giant red flag flapping in the breeze. I guess a woman who will put up with revolting flabby Colt in a Speedo will put up with anything. This week’s award for most authentic person goes to Larissa, who told Eric he was cheap and should buy her boobs to prove his love for her. She already looks like someone smacked her in the face with a frying pan and she wants to add big fake tits to the experiment? I see another DV charge or three in her future so she better make good use of her limited time here and milk Eric for all he’s worth before she gets deported. I don’t get why Larissa rates her own segment in this franchise but at least she’s good for a mocking laugh or two. if Angela was so worried about her mother, why did she jet off to Nigeria? Why the big rush to get married? Did she manage to get pregnant with that one moldy aig? Her reaction to his friends, “them bitches”, was completely embarrassing for poor Mahkul. You’d think he would have learned by now that it’s not a good idea to take her out in public. I’ll never understand why he’s settling for a shit life of babysitting and nonstop bitching in the backwoods of Georgia. I know he desperately wants to come to the US but he needs to find a nice normal woman with more than one good aig and a healthy child-bearing capable uterus .

Once again, too much of fame whore Sandy. If I had to deal with her questioning me every chance she got, I’d tell her to shut the fuck up so I could enjoy the experience. What was the point of the fabulous cruise back to port in the dead of night? Were the guests supposed to be impressed by that? I doubt they were even aware the boat was moving. Hannah has no sense of humor. Everything annoys her. Bugs is too full of herself but she’s always smiling and attentive to the guests. That’s a big improvement from bitch face Hannah. I don’t know what to think about Jess. Malia seems to be doing a good job. She snapped at Rob, who was being a dick, but she spoke to him later, which was the right way to handle the situation. I’m glad disgusting pig Pete was demoted. He should have been tossed off the yacht. I’m very surprised he appears to be taking it in stride but I’m sure it won’t last.

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while

Props to Paul’s mom for telling him he’s off the tit for good. He’s such a whiney loser. Poor Karine probably had visions of a nice place to live and help with child care. I doubt Paul told her beforehand that that they were going to be on their own. I think Mother Paul is a wise kindhearted woman and will probably rescue Karine and the baby when her schmuck of a son can’t provide for them. I hope she buys them a plane ticket home to her family. Father Khalani needs to kick Asshuelo’s ass around the yard a few times for being so fucking disrespectful To his wife. Khalani is lucky her parents and TLC are footing the bill for her fucked up life. I have no sympathy for her at all. If she gets pregnant again she’s dumber than I thought. I’m sick of Elizabeth and her family and not looking forward to seeing them, once again, give Americans a bad name I’m hanging in there just to see the looks on the faces of Family Andrrrrrrei when she struts into church in her tacky titty gown. Raise your hand if you think at least one of the coven will do or say something to thoroughly insult them. I loathe Tania with every fiber of my being. I almost don’t blame Singyn for drinking. He never expected to be stuck in CT at home with that shrew all day, every day. If I had to live with her I’d have to be drunk, high or asleep 24/7. When she was away at. Witch Doctor School/scammed vacation she was furious with him when he questioned her about being drunk every day. She’ll milk that broken foot for all it’s worth and beat him down all day, every day for not getting out there to start fulfilling her dreams. Who or what ever gave her the idea that she’s such a prize package? Colt , Jess and Debbie...vomit. What grown man brings mommy along on vacation to meet the girlfriend’s family? If it were any other person, I’d think it was production-driven drama. I really hope TLC doesn’t subject us to Colt and his flabtastic body in a Speedo but I know there’s no limit to the lengths they’ll go to “entertain” us. I can’t even comment on HugeAnge and Mahkul. I refuse to believe that the best ticket to the US he could find was Angela. No man could possibly be that desperate.

I’m completely bored by these couples. Brittany may be good for some comic relief down the road so I’m hanging in there for that. Why does she always look so squints? Heavy fake spider-eyelashes? Has Brittany been lying to Yazan all along about becoming a proper Muslim wife? Or has he been lying to his parents? Why do these girls with love of their life soulmate Muslim boyfriends push back against the cultural requirements? Do any of them ever bother to read up on the culture before they move? I’m not the least bit surprised Jihoon couldn’t work full time because he needed time to nap. He’s such an infantile loser. Why is Deavon surprised? He’s done fuck all to help til now. She needs to take Druzilla and the baby and get the first plane back to the US and go back to living with her psycho mother.

They should have flashed back to him in the river wearing every piece of “safety” gear he brought.