nytonc

The episode in which Usman finds his balls. I hope he smacks BGL in the face with them. Maybe not. She might like that.

She’s so agreeable. Won’t snack no carbs. Bet it doesn’t last the car trip home.

She has zero insight.

8 meds! Wow

That scale is defective!

Sounds like she expects to get surgery tomorrow. She’s gonna freak being told to lose weight before surgery

Diets & exercise haven’t worked? Hard to believe!

Wow mom cleans!

677

She’s a real sad sack

Mommy is a huge enabler

Someone sitting at a table to eat? Am I watching the right show?

Hi all! Missed last few episodes. Glad to be back snarking!

Katie has shown how truly despicable she is by serving Witches of Weho to the coven while excluding Kristin. Everything Raquel wears has puffy sleeves or tons of frou-frou shit.

Oh the hijinx and shenanigans these crazy kids get into! Something tells me Jaxass and his heifer will not appreciate the hilarity. They’re a little too full of themselves after Weddingpalooza. Have they started complaining about people being cheap with the wedding checks?

It is possible to have Botox & fillers that look natural, although the lips are very tricky. It’s not easy to avoid the duck look but a careful Dr or Technician can do a respectable job. I think it’s reprehensible that anyone continues to inject these two. They don’t know when to stop and they will NEVER be satisfied. I’m sure they don’t wait the recommended amount of time between injections either. I can’t begin to imagine how much money they’ve spent on upkeep! Maybe they inject each other? Anyone wanting to couple with either sister better have substantial income to keep her preserved.

The last thing Katie needs are In-n-Out burgers and fries!

Mote 2.5

OMG I fucking despise Lisa with every fiber of my being!

She’s too far gone. Face transplant?

No Darcey tonight? I’m heartbroken.

Well there ya go. She said it would never happen again. David you are too stupid to live.

Craziest show ever!

Well it’s about fucking time!!!!

Reminds me of the time she got mad at Jesse and got out of the cab they were in. She had to drag her 32 pieces of luggage to the sidewalk. Pure gold!