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A moderatly-timed Google search shows the house was purchased in May 2016 in her name, and she currently still owns it. (The ownership is current as of 8/28/19).

I'm doing a lame-ass segue from works of art to makeup. I'm looking for a recommendation for a good, full-coverage, drugstore-priced foundation. I don't wear makeup much anymore, but Mr. Six's grandmother is turning 90, and there's a party coming up. I'm ultra pale with blonde hair and blue eyes. Thanks so much!

Pretty sure this was written for our Twit.

Wow, Calico, someone was thirsty! We rescued our Torti from a shelter in September 2014, and that poor little girl has issues. She was taken to the shelter after being humanely trapped on a rural property in northern Baltimore County. This house had a ton of cats, and she either had to fight for what little food she got, or she just didn't get fed. We figured things would work themselves out once she realized she would always have food, and even though she has "siblings", everyone gets fed at the same time, and they eat well together. Like your sweet girl, she was remembering those days of food insecurity despite everything we were doing. It broke my heart. We're closing in on 5 years, and it can still be a hindrance. I hope things improve for both of you.

Joe doesn't strike me as someone who wants to be in the spotlight. JD is relishing in this new season of life with Abbie, and he seems really camera shy. And Si is busy impregnating his wife multiple times in hopes of something sticking and tending to her every whim since she's the first woman to ever be pregnant with child. (I just can't with that little girl).

Lauren would be the girl to "claim" a name and get pissed if one of her friends stole her name for her own baby. Good thing for her, she's not allowed to have any friends. When I was pregnant, we were not able to agree on middle names. First names came a little easier. Our boy choice was Michael, and our girl choice was Laurel. Mary was one to stay away from all around. Mr. Six has a Mary Ann and a Mary Patricia in his family. He was raised Presbyterian but was baptized Catholic (my FIL converted). There's a Mary and a Patricia on my side as well. My family isn't Catholic though. Sometimes, it feels like people couldn't agree and just said screw it, her name is Mary.

Jill says 3-4 and Derick says 5-6. Guess we now know what the big D and Becki from the third row are doing twice a week. But not behind a closed door, because, Jesus.

Option #1-the kids saw apples and said "hot damn" and ate them all before Jill got around to using them. I'm guessing they don't see fresh fruits or veggies much and took advantage of the situation. Other possibility is Jill just can't math.

^^This^^. It would never cross their minds that the beds/dressers need to be anchored to the wall and not just pushed into a corner. We've seen pictures of the boys standing on rolling chairs and wobbly toy cars. It wouldn't take much for either one of them to pull the furniture down on themselves.

My husband is a Professional Engineer, specializing in mechanics and is also a certified plumbing designer (his firm doesn't do residential projects though). The guy can draw. I showed him Twit's tat, and he said it looked like a stretched out rat. He also had a good point that it could look distorted because she was probably laying down when having it done, and she's clearly stretching her skin for the picture. If she wants people to take her seriously as a "dancer", she needs to step up her game and get some new moves. My aunt-in-law owns a large and nationally known dance company. Her younger kids have better rhythm and better moves than Twit. Girl needs to build a bridge and get over herself. I gots nothing about the poor skeleton.

Here's to Mr. Dragonfaerie!! It's a beautiful and warm summer evening in Baltimore today. My drink of choice is a Schweppes' ginger ale with a hint (😉) of Kinky Pink. Here's to a life well-lived!

An embarrassment to Nepalese people everywhere. Jill looks like she was washing towels, Derick yelled 'fire', and she just threw on said towels and ran out the front door. I was introduced to the Indian culture when we moved to Baltimore. My first job here was at a pharmacy chain as a tech. One pharmacist was born in Egypt, the other in India. I would love when his wife came into the store. Her saris were stunning and so intricately made. Jill managed to make them all look like they are playing dress-up. I will never understand these two.

Ooo, can't make it. I have a gynecologist appointment, dentist appointment, and jury duty that day. Oh, and I need the tires rotated on my 10-wheel RV.

For any M.A.S.H. fans out there, Timothy is going to be the new Five O'Clock Charlie. Just dumping his propaganda shit all over unsuspecting heathens. We'll start the ante at the same amount the paper is worth-$.01.

A 30-something racist twit I used to work with (and who has been drinking God know what kind of Kook-Aid since birth) named her second Daxton. If I would have read Amy was using it first, I would probably say it's not my favorite, but it's not horrible either. However, since the "queen-who-is-always-perched-on-her-pedestal' took it first, I dislike it immensely. She must be getting nosebleeds on a daily basis from her altitude. I'm guessing you can tell I dislike his mother as well.

Mama's Family is currently on Amazon Prime for only $54.69. My husband got it for me a few years ago, and this is, by far, the cheapest I've seen it go.

He sits beside Becky in the Third Row and competes with her to see who will win Derick over first. Maybe he can ask the old D if he owns any other t-shirt.

Whether Jana is happy or not is something I don't think we'll ever know. She's stuck between a rock and hell. If she revolts from the family, she'll be shunned, which might not be a bad thing after all. If she stays, well, we know what will happen. I cannot fathom what her current life is like. At 29 years old, I had been married for 6 years, made 3 moves (one out-of-state), and owned my home for two years. At that point, I was a SAHW, and if I hadn't miscarried our only pregnancy, I would have been baking our baby. I just hope for her sake that Jana is happy. There's a cheesy commercial that used to be played that had a quote about how the world equally distributes talent, but it does not equally distribute opportunity. These kids were robbed of so much by their narcissistic parents. Education, true & pure love, and the simple chance of being individuals.

Jinger really needs to teach Jill this one. If we had a date night planned for anything fancier than a chain and Mr. Six showed up in Dreck's clothes, I would kick his ass into his closet & tell him to try again. We did a Valentine's Day cruise around Baltimore's Inner Harbor last year, and he was in a full suit. At the very least, Derrick could have put on a dress shirt and pants.

Reading Is Fundamental, Ken. Google it. Dickhead.

Depending on what you're looking for, Target has some beautiful quilts online starting around $50. I actually saw one today that was on clearance for $35 in the store. A few years ago, my mother-in-law wanted a new quilt. She is quite crafty but didn't want to tackle it herself. She ended up going to Lancaster (PA) to get a handmade Amish quilt. I want to say she paid in the $200 range, but it's stunningly beautiful. I'm kinda hoping she decides to get a new one soon so we can get that one 😏

Mr. Six has an Apple Watch, and he loves it. The only time he takes it off is to charge it overnight and to shower. While they're not waterproof, they are water resistant. Apple will be launching the next series later this year, and they generally put new stuff out in September. They will also be coming out with iOS 13 (for all Apple devices), and the Watch is getting some pretty big improvements since the 4 series came out. We're a strict Apple household with numerous devices between us, and I'm a not so closeted tech geek. I watch the World Wide Development Conference every time, and I've been known to take notes. I think I need help. Please send Siri 😉

Alex, I'll take "Lauren & Si have a girl, give her a name that's derived from Mary, and the whole family says Mary has come to life as said baby girl". Oh, and for $500, please. Lauren is exhausting, and she will be pregnant for as long as April the giraffe.

I was heartbroken reading Amy's post. I was the only grandchild for my maternal grandma, and she lived with us my whole life. Losing her was the greatest pain I had ever known until I lost my dad. Looking at the picture Anna posted from Christmas and comparing it to the pic with Ivy, you can see the decline in Mary's health. I hope for her sake, and that of her baby, Amy is kind to herself in the coming days and weeks. Alert should be fined for copyright infringement when it comes to their little ceremony. The US military came up with that stuff first, and they do it much better. And Lauren sweetie? Tend to your husband's needs and grief. Take your 2-hour old baby bump and sit your ass down.

*At nightly bible study with Dreck* "Jill why don't you look over this passage while I law school." ---15 minutes later--- "Babe, I can't understand. Someone is talking about getting a job. What exactly that means?"