Mrs. Hanson

Did you hear that they are ditching the van life and moving to NYC? Oy. Now I need to go bathe MY lady parts, lol!

Just the fact that you ask yourself these questions mean we are BFFs.

Happy Late Anniversary! I saddled up to the bar in my wedding dress and asked for a Diet Coke and when I tried to pay he said "Brides drink for free!" I was like you could have told me that a few hours ago, buddy boy! Kobe, a lot of places have tuition assistance: McDonalds and Amazon are two as well. And I have heard the way Amazon runs people around you will be fit again in no time. I warned people on the live chat to close your eyes at the end, but did anyone listen to me? I really do NOT need to see their tongues, ever. It was so gross - why don't you just urinate around him, Thais, to mark your property?

No, your hobby is snarking here with us. I am taking a moment out of my grad school studies read about these unpleasant people. Sit right down young human - you are not going anywhere! Waving from Minnesota! Don't tell Miona you had a beach wedding - she will be PISSED! She will lower those ginormous eyebrows at you. I agree on everything you said about not caring about napkins, place settings, etc. I am a planner by nature but the thought of planning another wedding - oh please no. I don't care. I wanted a JP the second time but it was hubs first and I did not want to have him miss out. Since I am on a roll - why does a wedding have a theme? Our theme "We are getting f*cking married!" KAJAGOOGOO IN THE HOUSE!

I am going to ignore the fact that you mentioned the late great Madeline Kahn with ShitShow Emily with the forked tongue and lisp.

Did Patrick say "those girls are ugly" or was that Thais? Either way that was rude. That whole family has a very weird vibe. Like a really unhealthy vibe, emotionally.

I went to a wedding in 1981, the reception was at the now burned down Decathlon Club and boy.....those parents made it RAIN. The priest came and had a little wine and showed off his smooth dance moves! Beach wedding? No. Way. In. Hell. People may not move out of the way, it is windy and loud. With my luck a seagull would drop a load on my head.

Danielle from Florida.....line 1!

57 years here. In the 70's and 80's here in the Twin Cities: 30 minute church ceremony followed by a buffet dinner at the VFW, KC Hall, Elk's Lodge, open bar and a DJ. Couple stayed until the end to thank everyone for coming. For the most part that is how it went down. Now? $10,000 to start for a venue? Geezaloo no thank you. Kobe: I have a hunch Emily told him he could take over the business someday. She lives in her own world.

Should have come to our wedding. Beautiful fall day. 50 people, 11am ceremony at an arboretum, lunch followed in a private dining room at a favorite restaurant, live music from a professional musician (friend from HS) done by 2:30 - 3. My dress was $60 from Amazon. I am never (and I mean NEVER) getting married again but if I do it will be signing papers at my DR table with two witnesses and mailing the paperwork in myself for $100. Bilal argues with the 16 year old server at Applebee's "Because I was seated at 5:55, happy hour still on, and because you could not get your behind over her before 6 I still demand and expect happy hour prices. No I do not drink as it is a part of me faith that I pick and choose what I want to follow. Young lady, have you done your homework? Do you have plans for the future? Are you coming to the mosque on Friday even though it is not required as you are Lutheran? WHY THE HELL NOT? And clearly you spilled a lot of water back in the kitchen....get on your hands and knees and clean it up as it will give me a johnny butch of the highest order."

You mean you did not like the Tongue Show in the kitchen? My mom threw away my best porn mags!

ten minutes?

Just wait for the housewarming party at the end.

I get that with Minnesota - "Do you fall into any of the 10,000 lakes?" "There are 14, 380 lakes and no."

Because even HE is embarrassed by this shit show.

We know that was a fake fight as you would NEVER bring a guitar around where it could get damaged. Space Ca$h is my boyfriend and you hurt my feelings.

That is my diner tonight. Thank you for shaming me, lol!

Both have special needs. Sped teacher here. I get to say this, lol. I do think she is going to call it off sooner than later.

Some? Lucky you. We have waaay too many at my now former school. And administration caved. Bye!

What I KNOW about helicopter parenting is this: You are creating a human who can't/won't do anything for themselves. It is learned helplessness of the highest order. I saw it hourly in my room. "How do I sharpen my pencil?" "What time does class end?" Me: It is May 13th. I am not responding. The daily schedule has been posted in the same two places since August." There is a new term out there: Lawnmower parents. Worse than helicopter. Same with Jibri. His time in Croatia was a slice of heaven to them.

Pat and Sam? FORTY YEARS?

Close but that is not him. This model looks like he actually smells good.

Okay, as a parent and as a teacher, I can guarantee you there is a waiting list to get on that boat. We went out for happy hour a week ago and we led into an area that had two kids and mom and dad. Kids (8 and 10?) were bickering over the Ipads, loudly as Mom and Dad ignored them. I was like hold up, we can not be seated here. We listen to that for six hours a day and I can't listen to it after work. The server was very understanding and placed us elsewhere. Waaaay too many kids today run the household.

I sent you a PM!

Which is why I am done, so far, with this series. Surely there is ONE PERSON in Sharp Productions who could say, "hmmmm.....maybe having these white people import people of color work for free seems a little, okay a lot, like slavery? Then berate them (can't work for months) for something they have no control over? Then threaten to "send them back" like they are a pair of jeans that don't fit?