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Mrs. Hanson

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  1. I am going to be a triple licensed teacher. I don't want to listen to Whiner Forty Niner whine about her boobs. Again. I need wine. No, vodka. No, tequila. No, fireball. No, a long island ice tea the size of Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. AND A MF'ER STRAW
  2. Jovi, you do have to side with someone. It is the woman you sleep with mf'er.
  3. I had four.....FOUR cheeseburgers from McDonalds yesterday. I am not ashamed.
  4. I think Jahn would take out Sparkles in two punches. I have heard. Am I surprised? Not really.
  5. Can you be more clear and tell us how you really feel @gingerella
  6. Watched it, ff through everything except Emily and Kobe. I have no words for any of it. Emily's parents are such enablers. "I was going to retire i a few years" You still can, my man! Make a plan to change the locks in three months AND STICK TO IT. They are 34 and 30 ffs.
  7. I really need people to weigh in on mother Patrick. Why do people feel the need to dictate their kid's lives? "My grandchild will be brought up in AMERICA!" Maybe, maybe not. If i were Thais I would get pregnant and move to brazil just to annoy her. Temperature is getting a lot of mixed reviews, but i like him. Why can't ANYONE tell Emily to shut up, listen and compromise?
  8. Watched the newest episode. JOAN FOR THE WIN! Joan is Sherlon's mom and does not condone his shit. Ari finally did the right thing: sit back, shut up and let Sherlon dig his grave. Watched that part twice.
  9. I am that way, at times, with my MIL. She has corrected my grammar, twice, in front of others. Yes I know it says more about her than me but it still hurts. I am in my 50's, not nine. And you are not my grammar teacher. Heck, I TEACH KIDS HOW TO READ.
  10. Kinda love it when people acknowledge their family members who are/were grifters. Full disclosure: I had an uncle who bragged about cheating insurance companies. Died at 51. Karma?
  11. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. My second son was a c section. Was that not normal? My first was almost 11 pounds. You bet I had an epidural. There is no award, no trophy for doing it without drugs. Heck yesterday I had four little cavities and I asked for nitrous oxide. It is 2022, not 1802.
  12. I mean, who talks like that? Oh wait......then he said to his brother: "We are going upstairs. Turn on the TV - LOUD." I mean, look, I am all in for what makes the world go around but why the need to announce it to everyone? Did you get turned down in high school? Take your cousin to the prom?
  13. I had both pox and shingles as a 19 year old. It. Was. Hell. I hap pox in my eyelids, in my lady parts, etc. The only place they did not occur was my feet.
  14. Her parents breathe a sigh of relief.....we can help you pack!
  15. Has the restaurant scene with Temperature happens yet? Dad Emily insults him, too.
  16. Weatherwise we are in for a scorcher this week. 90's and muggy. Minnesota, don't ever change!
  17. I am going to put this on my list of things to watch, then I will tell my late parents, again, "thank you for being mellow Lutherans." We weren't even "C & E" Lutherans: Christmas and Easter Lutherans.
  18. I am watching the new season, and all I can say is you are a wise human who can read people very well. Wait for the scene Aryanna is going with this trend of spider leg eyelashes and they are so distracting. You can actually see them flip up and down - they are huge. And if I have to hear her say "I have been doing it as a single mom" ONE MORE TIME......girl, your mom said on camera that she came out of retirement to financially help you. You have a house, a bedroom, your son has a bedroom. That is not being a single mom. You are unmarried, that is correct but in terms of the way you are griping, you are not a "single mom." I really need some of these chuckf*cks friends to call them out on their crap. I would, lol.
  19. Love the story of his two friends stealing the body from the airport! What? @seacliffsal Emily? Not honest?
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