Line of the day!!!!
Those damn scarves - like who the hell cares? They are in a Goodwill or Value Village near you. Plus if you give me one scarf, I don't need one every year following. I, unlike you, an not a hoarder. And I would squeal with glee (see what I did there?) at throwing all those pigs away someday. Look, I like owls and I have, I think, two in the house.
Per the promo for next week: Michael, LEAVE ANGELA NOW. No one talks to their spouse in this fashion. No one. No one should have to listen to that. Especially us.
Angela is homeschooling? No she is not.