Mrs. Hanson

Dear Playboy? Dear Penthouse! Okay, I am not gonna lie: I was all in for Ari realizing Sherlon is not that into her and has been seeing others while she is in the US. What they need is a NEUTRAL third person to help them process what is happening. I will volunteer. Girl he is not that into you. He wants a relationship with his kid and is very afraid that when that news is shared you will yank visits with him. Lower your expectations, stop nagging and badgering (major boner killer right there) and work on the money stuff. Ari, when Mr. Odi is with Dad, you need to ask yourself two questions: Is he safe? Is he fed? Then.....Let. It. Go. I mean, Ari, he did not bone you when you got there. Take it as a sign. The two dudes are never gonna make it, just agree you have a vacation lay now and then and move on. Emily and Daniel: Don't care. The two Abby and Gabby are sweet - I hope they work it out. Am I the only one watching this? Apparently, lol!

Pull out method: as a friend called it: the poke and hope. But.....she was married, financially solvent and knew if a baby came, a baby came. And they owned a house!

Last sentence.... thought the same thing. Sherlon did not even touch her at the airport. He is so sweet with Odin.

No apologies needed. Trust me I could go full on with examples of how I am NOT the coddled one, in fact I am going to tell you what to do and try to direct your life and you are going to like it. Example: Last summer my son and I were on a baseball trip. Went to a Yankees game, on the fourth of July! It was PTSD for the two of us. We are quiet mellow Minnesotans, right? NOT the place for us. We just didn't care for NYC. That's okay, it has nine million plus people who love it, right? Upon telling a sibling that we did not care for it, s/he went right into: "Well what you gotta do is this: Get with a someone who lives there, and go as a tourist!" Me, internally, "Or, YOU could shut your Dorito chute and not tell me what to do!" I am not coddled, lol, I am the eternally seen as nine years old sibling. But you are correct, there are MANY (I had a cousin who was coddled, and it coddled him into the grave at age 55) pampered youngest.

Hey now! Baby of the family here and trust me, I am NOT coddled. At all. By anyone. Ever.

I watched the whole thing all the way through. I liked it, and hope they do another season. I have kids who are 23 and 24 and are the opposite of these humans. You will. Anyone want to talk about Solomon? Yeah me neither. My beef is this: That was NOT camping. That was glamping. They were putting on makeup? And the hike? That was a stroll. How they camped at basecamp should have been how they camped every night. And it made zero sense to hike to the final destination with their packs on - just adds more weight. Before I get any well how do you know? Four times across Isle Royale (well after age 40) and hiked Glacier, solo, at age 51. And that is just a few of the hikes I have been on. Oh that Last Chance Lake? That was luxurious to me. I would have wanted earplugs so the skeeters don't buzz in my ears all night. By my guess, I am thinking 10-11 days.

Come sit with me. Never wanted to know the gender, I like surprises and I figured I would push harder, lol. Which is why I avoided at ALL costs being a bridesmaid in the 80's. Waaaay too much money involved with no reward. Nowadays? Expectation is you are an employee who get fired from your position. Bitch, I am ONLY expected to show up, on time, dressed nicely and sober. There were many reasons I had my two male young adults as my attendants. No drama.

I actually want Too Shy Shy to meet with a lawyer as the lawyers on this franchise are......interesting. FTFY.

I believe a prenup is not enforceable unless both parties are represented. But Bilal would tell her no use mine and badger her over it. I want to tell her a prenup would protect HER as well.

Off topic, but last Friday I had a crown and a root canal on the same tooth. I sprung for laughing gas and it wasn't taking. The hygienist asked, "Well do you smoke pot? That could delay the effects." I was like, yeah no. Hey no shade being thrown here. I am a licensed teacher in a state where it is illegal, so no. Very good point. If I was marrying a man with kids I would insist on a prenup. I would want to make sure kids don't take everything and I am high and dry if Hubby passes with nothing written down. Death and money make people.....weird. And not in a nice way. It is really kinda scary to see him relish in her terror, isn't it?

I "think" it relates to someone who goes to a foreign country to pay for sex or just goes on a sexcation. This was a loooong time ago, but there was, I believe, evidence that Anny was a sex worker (no shame in the game) he hired her and took a shine to her and that is how they met. They wanted to rewrite the story for TLC.

A few?

After she made it clear she would not sign one.

My neighbor is going to Rapid City!!!

I can assure you he does not.

No.

I have been a get off my lawn type since the 90's, so......where do we meet up?

Then I would have to say they can afford an apartment for Emily and Company to live it. Get you plastic toys, play kitchen and breasts out of my house.

Am I cranky old lady for wanting gender reveal parties to end? Be honest - I can take it!

I paid $150 for laughing gas. What root canal? What crown? On the same tooth?

I am making a bingo card for Sunday's episode. Pre nup, secret, badgering, drinking, bidet, wedding, dream wedding.....what else am I missing? I am having a root canal and crown on the same tooth in a bit and I am having a hard time concentrating.

I saw the Forever Golden movie last night. There were only four of us in the theater. I blame poor marketing as I laughed for two straight hours. The Competition, It's a Miserable Life, The Sisters, Scared Straight, Sisters of the Bride, The Case of the Libertine Bell were the episodes featured. I had forgotten so many of the great lines! "My mother had a stroke and it rendered her a complete burden."

I have to be "that person" byt River, Chantal's brother was a rapper. Yamir was in a boy band no one ever heard of, Evelyn was on American Idol, right? Waaay too many. Sojaboy is worst as he is ripping off the name. Oh heck, they are ALL bad.

Ari did that with Bini. I would never, and I mean never, sign papers like that. Find a girl in the USA, kids! And wrap that thing on vacation. I know two people (females) who went on sex-cations. Both were BC'd to the max. One went to Italy....... Getting a Grain Belt would require effort.

I was so excited writing checks to pay a bill when i was in my late teens. My first credit card was from sears. Guess miss Em doesnot share my enthusiasm for working.