Mrs. Hanson

I have zero desire to watch. I will be on a pontoon boat, tipping my toes in the hopefully warm water. Have a safe weekend and thank you to those who have served and are no longer with us. Thank you.

Take a number and take a seat.

Oh Bilal, this forum has people, sane, normal people, who want to smack the living crap out of you, dickhead. We will show you how a "hard" hit feels.

Yes there are degrees. I worked with a Muslim female and she wore dresses with no tights, her arms were bare and I never saw her in a head dress (sorry can't think of the name) except when Eid rolled around then she would wear a head scarf. I was more covered than her, lol!

When I first saw him drinking a beer in the afternoon, I thought yeah so what. In Vegas I had a craft at 4pm, which is my 6pm. Then I was done. This guy is putting away a six pack before noon? Does he work?

And if he goes to preschool - her come the phone calls home. "Kobe seems to want to do what he wants to do....all day long!"

Me too. I rarely use cruise control. I tried it yesterday for the first time in my car that I have had since November 2018.

Me too.

I bet it did feel weird! I agree - loved my kids as toddlers but to be touched all damn day would get on my last nerve. I am going to say something nice too - I agree that the toddler probably WAS thrown by a strange man, to him, over there, wanting to touch him. That was a little weird but I have coffee to help. Was it hard for him to wean? Was he ever able to fall asleep alone?

I watched it. Patrick, stop trying to force a relationship between brother and hot gf. If they meld they meld. Frankly I would not like to be around someone who drinks that much beer before noon. As for the steak I would have picked it up, washed it with water then cooked it. I have eaten worse. Bilal - oh my mother fu**ing god. LET IT GO. You were super rude to her then sit around and lecture her about respect? Takes her to a prayer service and does not introduce her to anyone? He is a gaslighting asshole who doesn't even open the car door for her. He is a pimp - tear her down to feel good about building her up. She sits there, almost in tears and he seems to enjoy it. I am waiting for him to start smack taking her to his kids and getting them involved. I hate the term golddigger. A coworker asked my then husband, while we we dating, if I was a golddigger. He made the error in telling me. That was 1993 and it doesn't hurt anymore, but I do remember it. Funny, he had zero gold to dig. Jibri, you need a chore chart or something, you both do. They are feeding you and housing you and you complain? Maybe we need to send Bilal over to teach about respect. Nah, that would mean I hear his voice more. Jibri - she will not live in SD - when will you accept that? That, and that you are gay? Emily: "Hmmm.....feels like I am bringing my friends in to interrogate him." BECAUSE YOU ARE? Egyptian Tim: OH MY GOD WITH THAT DAMN BIDET. Go to Amazon, order one for $29.99 and install it yourself. So, your Muslim faith allows you to bone Mommy but the plumber can't install that bidet to the tune of what, $60 and hour? No Emily so that is a win, right? It is so draining to hear these people perseverate on shit that needs to be let go of yesterday. Take a drink every time you hear respect, disrespect, comfortable, uncomfortable, the word "drinking" , bidet or someone lectures about their faith. Pro tip: Call in sick to work tomorrow as you WILL be hungover.

Dealer? BINGO was his name-o!

And some proudly admitted that they left the "Name of Father" blank or wrote unknown so when they applied for benefits the state would not spend time looking. Government money would come faster. You want your kid seeing that someday? Me neither.

HA HA HA I AM VICTORIOUS! Not licensed in Virginia is for Lovers either. Pitchforks and torches are back on peeps!!! To bear it out, I looked up common names like Ann Olson to see if it was just not coming up. Bossy Mommy is not a licensed teacher. It irks because we work hard, take a lot of tests, have it renewed every five years (in my state) and to tell people you are when you are not......gross and hurtful.

Dammit! Now I have to search Virginia. Why did I have Alabama on the mind? Because it feels so right?

She has a portrait of Dorian Gray in her living room. I have seen it and had bad pasta at her dining room table with her. And a corn dog.

How many young ladies did I know back in the day (80's) had racist dads so they went out and got pregnant by a man of color? And were proud and admitted it? Answer: LOTS!

YOU ARE SIXTY? Stop lying. You look 40.....maybe.

Thank you! I had Jane Wyman in my head and I knew it was not her. Hey I had the Jane down right?

Because she is not a licensed teacher? Sorry I will move on. I am actually going back to school in June for a third licensure! WHOO HOO!

I posed a recipe. It is very different, it would be like ordering shrimp alfredo and getting pasta chicken with a different pasta.

"Think of Lahmacun (Lahamajoun) as super thin, crispy Turkish pizza (or flatbread) topped with a flavor-packed mixture of minced meat with peppers, tomato, fresh herbs and earthy spices. I take a major shortcut by using quality store-bought pizza dough. But the secret is in the spice mixture." That was copied and pasted. It is very different than most American pizzas. No wonder Mursel was like, yeah no.

Who was the actress who did ads for Playtex bras? She was so pretty and classy.

@Bees52 What kind of cake was it? AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

We had a Teacher Appreciation lunch last week - someone brought in Turkish Pizza! Thought of Mursel - and it was pretty good!

No kidding!