Silver Raven

There's an attorney in Sacramento who also uses 444-4444. Half of his commercials tell us we can call his office to get a Bible, or to have his staff pray with us.

You can ask for one.

What was with the country music playing at the pub? There has to be something wrong with that baby that she just pants all the time. Does a baby really sound like that? I knew Joey was going to be standing there when Steve said that. Eddie, you shouldn't be using phrases like "thick as thieves." Er, Brady, don't you care about your own baby? They sure are pushing Brady and Nicole as a couple.

"I'm proud to be making mumble mumble dog food in Davenport, Iowa." Would they be less proud if it wasn't made in Davenport, Iowa?

Ugh, the AT&T ad with the guy screaming in the shower just makes me want to throw something through my TV screen.

Guy Ritchie and Disney claim to be holding an open casting call for Middle Eastern actors to play Aladdin and Jasmine in the live action Aladdin movie. http://uproxx.com/movies/guy-ritchie-aladdin-casting/2/

Jen Landon (Michael's daughter) is coming to the show for a few days to interface with Brady and Nicole, so it must be happening soon, I guess. I detested her when she played Gwen on ATWT.

He's David, in Once Upon a Time, though I don't know how canon that is, even though Disney is cooperating with the show and they use the Disney characterizations.

"Hal, this is not you." Sure it is, he's been an asshole from Day One. Does this hospital not have any security? And has nobody at the nurse's desk even noticed that he pulled all of his probes free? If Eli wants to meet his family, could he possibly want to meet with Scottie, too? "How did this happen?" Well, Julie, when a man and a woman really, truly, love one another ... I wish the Eli/Valerie/Julie scene had happened in private instead of in the pub. Notice how Chad only had eyes for Gabi during that dance? Well. Good for Show for not having Steve keep the baby secret from Kayla.

Hm. You may be right.

Prince Philip. And Ariel's prince is Prince Eric.

15 year old Thora Birch dancing topless in American Beauty has always made me feel skeevy, and I would hope it would never fly today.

Bambi's mom. Sob.

Have you see Manchester By the Sea? Michelle Williams killed me.

The latest addition to the Internet Movie Database is the F rating that will be added to 21,800 films and counting. The F is designed to signpost feminist films, movies that have been directed by a woman, written by a woman, or features significant women on screen in their own right. http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/imdb/262687/imdb-adding-f-rating-to-champion-women-in-film?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=themarysue&utm_campaign=swap

Tony is gone. My season is made. That's all I need to say. Hooray.

Johnnie Walker stands up for immigrants.

Jeez, could they make Jade's father more awful? Kayla should have taken herself off of Michaels's case immediately and let another doctor deal with him. Other than that, not much to talk about about today's show.

I hope San Francisco can dig up a quarterback to throw at Pierre Garcon.

Wasn't the majority of the audience in the Cotton Club's heyday white?

Thank you. I was wondering about that, as well.

Surrounded by desert, cotton fields, and oil derricks.

But this morning, they announced that Jason Isaacs would be the captain.

God, yes, I hate the noise he makes more than the image of his not having teeth.

She said something about when she went for a second helping of baby, the agreement allowed her to do it. Or words to that effect. "When you've had as many headaches as I've had, puke is like breakfast." Uhhhhhh. The tapas bar/topless bar thing sounded like something that normal people would say.