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Something else that made me laugh. Lyrsa says, "I'm writing Natalie's name down because I can't stand her. She may be a perfectly adorable woman outside this game..." Ummmmmm, Lyrsa? I'm pretty sure the word "Adorable" has NEVER been used to describe Natalie---not even when she was a toddler dressed in her Sunday best.

Forget about Natalie making a preacher cuss. Bish would make The Pope swear like a sailor. Yes! I was thinking the same thing---the fact that Natalie just insisted on moving ahead with HER plan to boil them all instead of listening to opinions was just too much. I would've taken MY two eggs out of the water and gone about my business. Brochachos. Heh. Shut up, Gabby.

That new Google Pixel ad with the bad photos is just the best. I probably like it so much because it's so relatable. Every time I attempt to take a pic, I end up with blur, closed eyes or some other weirdness. And that "Recommended" feature is all kinds of cool. Well done, Google!

I just caught up watching the past two episodes and came here to say exactly that. How in the world do you answer that?? I suppose just as Contessa did---quickly assure her daughter, "No, no" just knowing that she's not telling the whole truth. When the baby and her son were climbing all over her and bouncing the bed? I was cringing and grimacing with her. Strong lady.

THIS!!! The simpering, the whining, the crying. Did she ever watch a season of Survivor before applying?! Christian is incredibly charming, likeable and hilarious in the best of ways but he has no more in common physically with those buff Goliath dudes than Gabby does--but guess what? He makes an effort. I need her to be gone but immediately. Maybe even before Natalie. Speaking of Natalie-- I can't believe she's not a paid actor. It boggles the mind. I'm STILL salty that Jeremy is gone and she's still there. Finally, every once in a while there is a Tribal that is so satisfying that it requires a good rewind--or two or ten. I LOVED the smug look disappearing from Natalia's face. Bish was just waxing poetic about going out in a blaze of glory until the possibility of it really happening hit her like a ton of bricks. I don't even think that Alec is in long-term trouble with that move. He can argue that he was playing his best game and not just blindly voting with numbers--I think that will go a long way with Elizabeth and Carl--even with Davey who really kind of helped him reach that decision while they were chilling in the hammock. Alec has quickly vaulted to one of my favs with that move. Great season so far!

I'm so disappointed that Jeremy is gone. He didn't say one wrong thing at Tribal Council and I suspect it's the first time Natalie has EVER encountered someone who wasn't afraid to give it to her straight no chaser. And did she really come at him with the, "We're both black but you never had my back" card??? OK, bish, he literally pulled you to the side three days ago to give you the constructive criticism you claim to invite, and you shut him down! I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I'm furious that she actually thinks she outwitted or outplayed Jeremy---Bitch, you're just around becasue you are low-hanging fruit that can be chopped at anytime. And A tribe shuffle won't improve your standing in this game. Hag.

I know. I walked away thinking that the manager took what was special about Ally and morphed it into this Bittany/Beyonce pop mess that would be perfect for mass consumption and that's what disgusted Jack. That he inadvertently played a part in her commercialization. I also choose to believe that's what he meant when he called her ugly. I think he meant the pop icon, red hair, crazy makeuped Ally was ugly---not the woman he met and married.

This! I'm not saying Philly deserved to win that game yesterday because they played like shit for the whole first half and they had their chances to pull ahead late and didn't capitalize. But that Roughing the Passer call against Barnett is still making me seethe. Barnett did everything possible to avoid any “dirty" contact with Cousins. Such a bullshit call that led to them scoring when it should've clearly been a sack. It's so hard to swallow especially losing by just 2 pts.

Really, really good movie. It deserves the hype it's getting. I totally believed their love story and how smitten he was with her. And how cute was Jack around a bunch of Queens? LOVED the little homage to the '76 version with them in the tub. Don't know the actor who played her scumbag manager but I'll say he did a helluva job because he had me feeling all kinds of stabby. Hurtful as it was, Jack was right. That SNL song and performance was pure cringe knowing her level of artistry.

Exactly! That's what made it so cringey. Pat didn't touch that error with a 10 ft pole. LOL

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who saw a puzzle tonight get solved as, "BRIDAL AND GOLD SHOWER instead of BRIDAL AND COLD SHOWER?! <facepalm. RED facepalm!> Then, dude in the final round couldn't get BAMBOO STEAMER even though every letter was up there except the two "O"s. He still went to the Bonus Round but he left 7500.00 on the table. Crazy night.

It was pathetic. And gross. I need her to be gone immediately if that's going to be her angle. You know the producers were licking their chops when they got a load of Natalie during Casting. Jeremy, bless your heart for trying. That Jessica blindside was immensely satisfying.

Watching Sunday Night Football yesterday and I see an ad for some car company where their line of cars is playing tag. TAG with moving vehicles. All I could wonder was how long it will be until some assholes try this IRL. "You get a fender-bender and YOU get a fender-bender...everyone gets a fender-bender!"

So I appreciate Molly trying to keep Issa 's birthday drama-free but she was way too casual mentioning her "n*gga control skillz." She knew Issa was sprung on Nanceford (called her Harriet The Spy, HA!) so she owed her more than, "Oh, BTW I sent him and his tired-ass flowers away." And she bought every bit of that cold-shoulder she's receiving at work. Enjoy that lead counsel deal. Andrew. Baby. That Hair. That Attitude. YUM! I might need to have my black card revoked because I have never seen The Last Dragon nor have I wanted to. I remember everyone going downtown to see it on Easter Sunday (I don't know why that was a thing, but it was) and I couldn't be bothered to go.

Wow. Just watched this ep. You weren't kidding. She looks incredible. She and Naomi could (should!) still be at the top of the modeling game over these frauds they are pushing these days. Terrence Howard is weird AF.

OK, so John is a legit wrestler. I only follow wrestling from afar if my hubby or kid are watching and I didn't recognize any of his handles. RE: Dan and Kara: My 10yr old son was watching with me and when this whole flirty exchange was happening, he's yelling at the tv, "You're there to win $1M, not get a girlfriend!" I had to educate him about the fact that both have in fact been done. Realizing that Rob and Amber happened 3 years before he was born made me feel really old.

They could put me in the ground next to you. I get anxious just seeing those stupid puzzles, especially when it's an individual challenge and there's nowhere to hide. I absolutely would've chosen hauling the sandbags. I'd be there 'til Christmas trying to solve a puzzle. I generally dislike the Goliaths with the exception of Mike White. How did I forget that he's been on the Amazing Race? The Goliath cop was a cutie but why did he share his idol with those women??!! Wrestler Dude is gonna work my last nerve. He rattled off a dozen wrestling names and I never heard of a single one. Natalie. Le Sigh. You can't be older, bossy AND lazy. Nice almost knowing you, Pat. They'll bring you back for a future season. That shelter was all kinds of awesome.

NAOMI! This woman must be a vampire. She looks just as good now as her runway stomping heydey. LOVE her shade thrown at Cardi and Nicki. How you gonna have an "Icon Party" when, "There were no icons there." And the fact that she couldn't even be bothered to summon a reply about that fraud Kendall Jenner? Yaaassssssss, Naomi. That would've been a perfect time for her to use the Mariah, "I don't know her." Dolph Lundgren. Heh.

Good point. It was just so much orange without any definition but adding some outlining and shading will probably do wonders. But Stacie's looked like a badly colored kid's coloring book.

I would've taken Jamie's jacked up dragon any day over that fugly seahorse. Stacie had an opportunity to make a feminine design with gorgeous colors and she failed miserably. That blob of octopus was really bad too. But I agreed with the best tattoo of the day--that design was really cool.

Why doesn't he make the same offer to Cleveland?

I'm one of those people and I didn't miss that he admitted to being at Molly's---I just thought that since he and Molly were childhood friends, he could casually admit to his wife where he was without her thinking it was sexual in nature. Like maybe he lied to her and said Molly needed him to fix a leak or something "manly." I mainly thought Candice was in the dark because at Tiff 's party last season, he made Molly hang back after he knocked her off in the bathroom.

Say it again louder for the cheap seats! Did his bitchass really sit there with his hurt feelings acting like a 12yr old girl??? The Lawrence hotation montage was . . . interesting. But the worst he got was chlamydia? I hope he's scared straight. Ugh. If there are really "friends" like Tiffany has out there, I don't wanna know about it. Poor Kelli. She said Tiff wouldn't even notice if she left and she was right. After spending all that time on those bougie ass cupcakes. I've done a complete 180 on this season! Shady Nanceford and all.

She was frightening. Good lord - all that bad botox and collagen left her looking just a wee bit freaky. And I was cackling when JJ hit her with, "A woman with a double process..." Hee! I was equally enjoying JJ making the scammer with the saddest red wig ever stumble over her stupid story. Yeah, you were doing your girl a favor by hiding her car at your house. She as much admitted in the hallway interview that she scammed her lifelong friend. "She's mad that she got finessed." TRASH. Mr. Gonzalez with the impounded car. I don't know about NY but Philadelphia will snatch your vehicle in a heartbeat for expired inspection. They even have a name for it: The Live Stop program.

That's what I'm saying! She was talking about Cynthia Nixon running for governor, somehow segued that to Cynthia's choice of bagel sandwich being the salty/sweet combo of the cinnamon raisin bagel with the capers, then she had some assistant bring out said sandwich so she could try a few bites and give her opinion. Oh! And then she deliberately COUGHED on the remaining sandwich "so no one else would try to take a bite."