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YES! And the same with Soda's prolonged exit last week. These players all taking moments to ham it up for the cameras one more time before the torch snuff. All trying to prove what great sports they are. I'm telling y'all right now that if I'm on a future season and I get blindsided, I'm going to be extra salty and the only final words they're getting from me will be about how I'm getting ready to bust up a double cheeseburger with an extra order of fries and how I hope they choke on their coconut when they get back to their freezing camp.

See, I actually followed his line of thinking with this and I was kind of in agreement. That's why Tim's ass got the boot last week. In my mind, if you're willing to sacrifice a member of our "solid" alliance, then what's to stop you from going after me next? But then the problem becomes replacing that booted member. Charlie might be an ok solution on the surface but is he really going to be loyal to an alliance when he was only added as a replacement? Charlie was right in his observations about how infrequently majority alliances manage to not self-destruct. But you're spot-on about Q's delusions of controlling the game. His antics have certainly made things interesting.

That episode put me through a whole gamut of emotions. I can't believe Venus is STILL there and despite his unhinged quitting performance, not a single vote was cast for Q. I'm LIVID if I'm Tevin. The fallout next week should be epic. Oh yeah. Shut up, Liz. And go take a dump.

Yoooo....she really does. I guess I'm old with you. Wanna catch an Early Bird Special one of these evenings? 👵

I just got a chance to watch. Tim kind of orchestrated his own exit with his scheming. Oh well. I enjoyed his shout outs during the challenge. Soda was way too gracious during her exit and she lingered a little too long. Still can't stand Venus. I still love sweet Ben. When he was talking to Q, I was struck by how pretty his eyes are. Now I want he and Kenzie to be the new Rob and Amber, go off to get married and have a whole tribe of pretty-eyed, sweet babies.

I agree. I DVR'd it and it still took me 3 attempts to get through the whole thing. Either I was REALLY sleepy or they just weren't holding my attention and I think it was Door #2. Purple Team were idiots attempting to get that gecko over the wall. I wanted to throw something at the one girl with the braids who was wasting time and energy pulling on the front of that monster when 90% of it was still behind the wall. I feel like if Jeff hadn't explained how to get the weight over the wall, they'd still be there. I'm sorry, I can't suffer fools lightly. No favs yet. The actor seems like a lot.

I don't remember it either but this instance was LOL amazing. A-MAZ-ING! We can be three besties because I love her too. Her mission is accomplished. Winning a million might be anti-climatic vs. getting Bruce out. And I really, really, REALLY love Jake. I was so touched by him last night because a lot of that emotion had to be wrapped up into his pre-Survivor insecurities and the stress of the game just amplifies it. I want him to find an idol or win immunity and get his swagger back. He's not at all who I thought he was at the start of the game and he's definitely one of my remaining favs.

Before I get to that glorious Tribal Council, I just have to say, "A margarita with a PB & J?!!!" W. T. F.?!!! I would've been HOT. Give me a PB & J with some milk or a margarita with some nachos or you can keep it. Now. Tribal Council. LOVED everything about it. Jake going all out to plead his case. Kaleb's cute little face enjoying every bit of the shenanigans. The satisfying blindside. Jake's "Whoah!" I had forgotten how much I like him because my Bruce hatred had distracted me. I am Katurah. She is me.

I'm such a sucker because I'm totally all invested in Jake now not just because of concern for his medical issue but I'm touched by his backstory. He's not at all who I thought he was in the first few episodes. I hope he's ok to continue. On the other hand, Bruce is exactly who I thought he was and then some. Katurah's vindication is on-deck since others are finally seeing what an ass he is. I have no idea why J would decide that owning up to a vote she didn't cast was a good idea. WHAT?! She'd be better off trying to align with Sifu rather than blindside him. I'm really tired ofEmily. Again. She can go at any time.

1000 X this. Make room for me on the team. I thought it was very savvy of her to get Kaleb's version of the Risk Your Vote option without Bruce butting in. Too bad if he felt like she was calling him untrustworthy. That "crying" on Tika beach? I can't... And her face was my face when he acted like he lost that flint. He can't go fast enough.

Damnit, man. Sabiyah was my horse in this race. Can't believe she was so quick to dump Kaleb after winning one, measly Reward Challenge. I used to aspire to do a season of Survivor but I have since changed my mind. The sheer number and complexity of these puzzles allows me to disqualify myself. Not going to give y'all the opportunity to talk shit about me and my sorry-ass puzzle solving skills (or lack thereof).

The segment of the tribe laughing about Giant Toe (I don't know her name) was hilarious. That was a big toe. Loving Katurah and her annoyance about Bruce. He seems like....A LOT. I thought Brandon would have one small victory with that puzzle but, Nope. But Emily was correct. He does have fabulous hair. Finally, I can listen to Sabiyah talk all day. There is something soothing and charming in her southern drawl.

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm trying to decide if I like him or can't stand him. Right now, the needle is dead in the middle but imma need for him to bring it way down. Meanwhile, there's no wavering on Emily. THE WORST. But I keep remembering how much I disliked Maryanne at the beginning of her season and I ended up doing a complete 180 on her. Didn't love or hate this first episode but this season has some big shoes to fill after Season 44 and they're off to a rocky start.

So happy for Bishme! Honestly, I would've been ok with any of them winning but I never believed they would seriously consider Brittany to win it all. I liked every single look of hers. Really loved the finale piece that Mimi wore. And those wide-legged pants. I hope she does well---there should be a big market for her pieces. I loved Bishme's first and last looks the best. Disliked the red and white checkered get-up and the vinyl gown that DeeDee wore. But the Anxiety Gown was stunning and Jessica killed it on the runway. Laurence's collection was impeccable as expected but I wasn't excited about any particular piece. I hated that purple. And the green piece on the plus-sized model was just "meh" but I don't fault her for that. She is so talented, I think I take for granted how effortlessly she can tailor leather. Zac kept emphasizing how impressive her work is and I appreciate his point of view so much more than any of those other judges. Team Zac for sure.

I finally had a chance to watch and I have to say the last few episodes really started to feel more authentic especially to the characters we love: I love Steve's new business venture. He's unapologetically "hot dogs and clams" with a gorgeous view of the ocean and he deserves all the happiness and success in the world. JC's crying scene about his son felt very real to me. I can't even imagine the guilt I'd feel lf my kid went off the rails when I wasn't around. And the Stanford scene really got to me. Had me in tears. I thought it was so well done even though the premise seemed silly when Carrie started. I was all prepared to have a violent eye roll session---Stanford a monk?! But they handled that story and scene well (if not belatedly!) and Anthony and Carrie both killed it. If there's a season 3, I'm in.

Law Roach was clearly in his feelings that he hadn't been asked to be a judge before---he even said as much. So you best believe he was going to make the most of this appearance. I thought the same! The way he described it sounded much more exciting than the end result. I was underwhelmed. Thank goodness Christian made suggestions regarding that first baseball hat. Even still, it was very Catwoman and he's fortunate to not get dinged for that. So glad he's in the finale. Laurence's reminded me of Kini's umbrella dress. Im interested to see her final collection. Im happy for Brit and sad for Rami. They all seem to be lovely people so I won't feel disappointed whoever comes out on top.

I just watched. LOVED Bishme's, hat and all. It was very 80's Gap Band but in a great way. HATED Laurence's. She should've gone home. I would've had Brittany in the bottom and I was bored with Rami's but happy that he finally got a win because he seems like such a sweet guy. I'm sad for Prajje. I really wanted to see a runway show from him.

Agree with the winner but for me, Prajje was the worst. They're all so talented, it's hard to choose each week but I hated that origami look. Absolutely nothing about Brittany's read modest so the judges just decided to smoke crack before judging this week. I loved her little squeals about making it to final 5. I actually like Bishme's with a few alterations. He should've listened to Christian and ditched that embellishment and I wanted a much bigger hood and a much shorter slit. And I would've styled it with some funky boots. Glad he's still in the competition.

I love him too. Remember when he was sad and wanted to go home? I'm SO happy he worked through his blues and stayed because he's a joy to watch and I love how his confidence just continues to blossom. Sigh. Christian tried to tell Kara Saun but she was determined to hold fast to her vision, bless her heart. The feathers. The train. The unicorn colors. As shady Christian said, "It's a look." I usually don't mind extravagant but the fairy godmother look was too much for me in the high-fashion sense. I hope she uses it for her non-profit anyway. Such a worthy cause. I liked the idea of Prajje's more than I did the execution. I agreed with the judges about the proportions not being quite right, especially on top. I know that Prajje didn't event that cross halter but it was strange to see Brittany crank out an outfit so similar to his 90's challenge look. I don't think she did it intentionally though. That athletic ware is definitely her lane.

I have done such a complete 180 on Christian that I surprise myself. I really didn't care for him AT ALL during his season but as a mentor I'm loving him. He pulls no punches, gives good advice and is quietly hilarious. I think I really started to adore him after he dressed Leslie Jones when no one else would and she slayed. I've been rooting for him ever since and find myself liking him even more than Tim. Tim seemed to get mean toward the end of his run.

So I have a theory that Anna didn't believe Korto when she told her that she needed to rinse the whole garment. I think she planned to ignore that advice and just dress her model in the bleachy garments until the other designers (and maybe production) stepped in and set her straight.

Clearly the producers are effing with us because they know Anna should've been gone. Giving Kara the "advantage" to choose her matchup was shady. Kara's too sweet to tell Anna outright, "I chose you because I can beat you." LOL. Laurence would though. And speaking of Laurence, I join those who weren't crazy about her design. She was so confident that she was going to beat Brittany but I don't know about that. That match up was a draw to me. Bishme's was my favorite along with Korto's. I didn't hate Prajje's like some of y'all. It was so layered and intricate. It may have looked better on a different model. Not mad at the Siriano save. That was a sweet moment between Christian and Rami.

I blame Nina for Fabio leaving. Got that man questioning everything so he turns out that ugly garment. Can we please keep the guest judge and Paulina and let Nina stay whereever she was this week? I wouldn't have been upset if Laurence went home because she just does what she wants--challenge be damned. I would've had Bishme, Prajje, Rami and Kara in the top.

Right?! And the more he stammered to explain, the weirder it got. The shady editors caught everyone's expressions during that exchange too. Exactly. And he got off way too easy after being caught. And then the Bo Deitl security guard magically showing up? The timing couldn't have been any better to really nail him and they just glazed over the whole thing. Louie has brought nothing to this show except weirdness and an even more insufferable Teresa. NJ was never my favorite franchise but those seasons with the drunk husbands and their shenanigans used to amuse me. I wanted them to hook up with the Married to Medicine husbands and really amp up the foolishness. Louie seems incapable of bringing that kind of light-hearted silliness to the mix.

Matt and Frannie. Adorable. Carolyn is really growing on me. I didn't see that coming. My early fav is the firefighter because he's hustling and he gives good confessionals. I know it's early, but I'm REALLY enjoying Survivor this season and I haven't been able to say that for awhile.