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YES! And the same with Soda's prolonged exit last week. These players all taking moments to ham it up for the cameras one more time before the torch snuff. All trying to prove what great sports they are. I'm telling y'all right now that if I'm on a future season and I get blindsided, I'm going to be extra salty and the only final words they're getting from me will be about how I'm getting ready to bust up a double cheeseburger with an extra order of fries and how I hope they choke on their coconut when they get back to their freezing camp.

See, I actually followed his line of thinking with this and I was kind of in agreement. That's why Tim's ass got the boot last week. In my mind, if you're willing to sacrifice a member of our "solid" alliance, then what's to stop you from going after me next? But then the problem becomes replacing that booted member. Charlie might be an ok solution on the surface but is he really going to be loyal to an alliance when he was only added as a replacement? Charlie was right in his observations about how infrequently majority alliances manage to not self-destruct. But you're spot-on about Q's delusions of controlling the game. His antics have certainly made things interesting.

That episode put me through a whole gamut of emotions. I can't believe Venus is STILL there and despite his unhinged quitting performance, not a single vote was cast for Q. I'm LIVID if I'm Tevin. The fallout next week should be epic. Oh yeah. Shut up, Liz. And go take a dump.

Yoooo....she really does. I guess I'm old with you. Wanna catch an Early Bird Special one of these evenings? 👵

I just got a chance to watch. Tim kind of orchestrated his own exit with his scheming. Oh well. I enjoyed his shout outs during the challenge. Soda was way too gracious during her exit and she lingered a little too long. Still can't stand Venus. I still love sweet Ben. When he was talking to Q, I was struck by how pretty his eyes are. Now I want he and Kenzie to be the new Rob and Amber, go off to get married and have a whole tribe of pretty-eyed, sweet babies.

I agree. I DVR'd it and it still took me 3 attempts to get through the whole thing. Either I was REALLY sleepy or they just weren't holding my attention and I think it was Door #2. Purple Team were idiots attempting to get that gecko over the wall. I wanted to throw something at the one girl with the braids who was wasting time and energy pulling on the front of that monster when 90% of it was still behind the wall. I feel like if Jeff hadn't explained how to get the weight over the wall, they'd still be there. I'm sorry, I can't suffer fools lightly. No favs yet. The actor seems like a lot.

I don't remember it either but this instance was LOL amazing. A-MAZ-ING! We can be three besties because I love her too. Her mission is accomplished. Winning a million might be anti-climatic vs. getting Bruce out. And I really, really, REALLY love Jake. I was so touched by him last night because a lot of that emotion had to be wrapped up into his pre-Survivor insecurities and the stress of the game just amplifies it. I want him to find an idol or win immunity and get his swagger back. He's not at all who I thought he was at the start of the game and he's definitely one of my remaining favs.

Before I get to that glorious Tribal Council, I just have to say, "A margarita with a PB & J?!!!" W. T. F.?!!! I would've been HOT. Give me a PB & J with some milk or a margarita with some nachos or you can keep it. Now. Tribal Council. LOVED everything about it. Jake going all out to plead his case. Kaleb's cute little face enjoying every bit of the shenanigans. The satisfying blindside. Jake's "Whoah!" I had forgotten how much I like him because my Bruce hatred had distracted me. I am Katurah. She is me.

I'm such a sucker because I'm totally all invested in Jake now not just because of concern for his medical issue but I'm touched by his backstory. He's not at all who I thought he was in the first few episodes. I hope he's ok to continue. On the other hand, Bruce is exactly who I thought he was and then some. Katurah's vindication is on-deck since others are finally seeing what an ass he is. I have no idea why J would decide that owning up to a vote she didn't cast was a good idea. WHAT?! She'd be better off trying to align with Sifu rather than blindside him. I'm really tired ofEmily. Again. She can go at any time.

1000 X this. Make room for me on the team. I thought it was very savvy of her to get Kaleb's version of the Risk Your Vote option without Bruce butting in. Too bad if he felt like she was calling him untrustworthy. That "crying" on Tika beach? I can't... And her face was my face when he acted like he lost that flint. He can't go fast enough.

Damnit, man. Sabiyah was my horse in this race. Can't believe she was so quick to dump Kaleb after winning one, measly Reward Challenge. I used to aspire to do a season of Survivor but I have since changed my mind. The sheer number and complexity of these puzzles allows me to disqualify myself. Not going to give y'all the opportunity to talk shit about me and my sorry-ass puzzle solving skills (or lack thereof).

The segment of the tribe laughing about Giant Toe (I don't know her name) was hilarious. That was a big toe. Loving Katurah and her annoyance about Bruce. He seems like....A LOT. I thought Brandon would have one small victory with that puzzle but, Nope. But Emily was correct. He does have fabulous hair. Finally, I can listen to Sabiyah talk all day. There is something soothing and charming in her southern drawl.

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm trying to decide if I like him or can't stand him. Right now, the needle is dead in the middle but imma need for him to bring it way down. Meanwhile, there's no wavering on Emily. THE WORST. But I keep remembering how much I disliked Maryanne at the beginning of her season and I ended up doing a complete 180 on her. Didn't love or hate this first episode but this season has some big shoes to fill after Season 44 and they're off to a rocky start.

So happy for Bishme! Honestly, I would've been ok with any of them winning but I never believed they would seriously consider Brittany to win it all. I liked every single look of hers. Really loved the finale piece that Mimi wore. And those wide-legged pants. I hope she does well---there should be a big market for her pieces. I loved Bishme's first and last looks the best. Disliked the red and white checkered get-up and the vinyl gown that DeeDee wore. But the Anxiety Gown was stunning and Jessica killed it on the runway. Laurence's collection was impeccable as expected but I wasn't excited about any particular piece. I hated that purple. And the green piece on the plus-sized model was just "meh" but I don't fault her for that. She is so talented, I think I take for granted how effortlessly she can tailor leather. Zac kept emphasizing how impressive her work is and I appreciate his point of view so much more than any of those other judges. Team Zac for sure.

I finally had a chance to watch and I have to say the last few episodes really started to feel more authentic especially to the characters we love: I love Steve's new business venture. He's unapologetically "hot dogs and clams" with a gorgeous view of the ocean and he deserves all the happiness and success in the world. JC's crying scene about his son felt very real to me. I can't even imagine the guilt I'd feel lf my kid went off the rails when I wasn't around. And the Stanford scene really got to me. Had me in tears. I thought it was so well done even though the premise seemed silly when Carrie started. I was all prepared to have a violent eye roll session---Stanford a monk?! But they handled that story and scene well (if not belatedly!) and Anthony and Carrie both killed it. If there's a season 3, I'm in.