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Maya

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  1. Wait why did that woman even need tattoo nipples? I thought the last doctor saved them and put them on the breasts. Did that not work and I missed it? Those black spots on her botched boob job were horrifying. As were the stomach nipples. I was relieved they could help her.
  2. I would imagine she'd make a killing in child support though.
  3. I'm looking forward to "Botched by Nature." I'm thinking the people on there will be a lot more sympathetic than these idiots.
  4. Kim looks better there than she has in years. For some reason a mermaid costume is working!
  5. I thought the new nose looked terrible, way too big for her face. I felt really bad for her, but she seemed to like it, which surprised me because I assume that's what her original nose looked like.
  6. I did like the C Mobile or whatever commercial. Very sarcastic and funny.
  7. THIS. I never thought of it this way before, but I agree 100%. Brody is the original famewhore, and I'm sure he'd give his right arm to achieve Kim's level of fame. This is probably just the icing on the cake after being abandoned by his father for these people.
  8. I thought boob lady's new boobs looked too low and very bulbous and strange. Or maybe it was just an unflattering bikini top. I'm thinking she has weird self esteem issues no amount of surgery can fix.
  9. I didn't understand why the arm being sewn to the face was supposed to be funny.
  10. Man boobs loved his implants and had no intention of taking them out IMO.
  11. Right. Is there a reason he couldn't use his college degree (and let's be honest, his father's connections) to make something of himself? Why did he think his only two options were sexy reality star or lazy pothead loser?
  12. Can you even imagine the sheer amount of booze flowing at that party? All season long I couldn't decide if I liked or hated Jane. I still can't.
  13. I am more convinced than ever that Khloe doesn't give a shit about Lamar. Which is fine, given what he's done to her. In fact, maybe all of this is just a scorned woman getting revenge, which would be hilarious!
  14. Of course Kourtney has a cigar in her mouth. Idiot.
  15. I know it has been said before, but Kim's constant lip-licking makes me want to vomit.
  16. Nina had a strange smile on her face the entire time they were judging. She was dying to say something.
  17. Jonathan looks like the undead in that photo.
  18. Can you imagine if she had designed a black turtleneck sweater dress for the avant garde challenge? These judges are ridiculous.
  19. These judges clearly wanted a costume. The bigger and more ridiculous, the better. In past seasons, they wanted something dramatic yet wearable.
  20. I'm relatively new to this forum, so maybe this has been addressed, but I am curious -- why does the consensus seem to be that this family has no money? They have their own nationally televised TV show.
  21. I also did not understand this, since a couple episodes ago, his coffee was terrible, everyone was buying the coffee across the street, and his restaurant barely had a customer. I assumed it would be explained immediately because this coffee truck was so random. But no.
  22. I think it's funny how no one really knows if they're on the top or the bottom, based on the judges' wishy-washy, ambiguous critiques. Including me. Was Sam top or bottom three?
  23. Why do I have a bad feeling that Scott is winning this whole thing.
  24. Oh yes - "Aubry takes a dump!" Nice, Probst.
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