Maya

Did she say in the car that she doesn't smile because it looks weird? She knows her face is messed up. That scene with Scott and Kylie in the restaurant was painful to watch. WTF.

Hmmm...something unexpected... She's going to college? She got a job? She read a book?

I think it would have literally killed Caitlyn to apologize to Kris about the vanity fair article. Whatever she intended the "Kris mistreated me" part to mean, Kris took it the other way and it hurt her. Just apologize to your ex-wife of 20+ years. So stubborn and annoying.

That is exactly what should have happened. These are grown adults who have just divorced. You don't sit around and wait to be invited to your ex-spouse's party. I think Caitlyn probably forgot all about Kylie's graduation to be honest.

Reminiscent of her selfie book, full of photos other people took of her! Someone please explain to her what a selfie is!

I can see why Kris would want to change her name. Although she was always portrayed as the evil monster in the relationship, I am starting to think Caitlyn didn't treat her very well either. And ever the businesswoman, of course she chooses Kardashian over her maiden name.

I thought it was boring. Everything Candis said sounded fake. I didn't buy a word of it.

I wonder if the Kris stuff somehow made Caitlyn look bad, so they took it out in light of the charges that just came out. And OMG the clothes Caitlyn was picking out for herself at that boutique! Be thankful she has a stylist!!

I thought the striped top on the winning look looked like it was being pooped out from beneath the flowered cape. The pants were too short and the pleats were unflattering. The striped top should have been more fitted if it was being paired with flowy pants and a big cape.

Looks like the media has officially moved on from Kim's ass to Khloe's ass.

I have been wondering if having an entirely new face at age 65 (or any age, actually) is jarring for a person. I understand that her face now reflects her true self, and I'm sure she's happy about that. However it must be very strange to SO SUDDENLY have a completely different face. I think that would be an odd feeling.

She needs someone taller and better looking.

I don't know if that investor guy (Pete?) is a really bad actor or just uncomfortable in front of a camera, but everything he says sounds like he's reading from a cue card. Particularly funny when he's trying to be "angry."

Ugh Malika. Is she the new Jonathan or what? Go away.

I just watched a repeat of the fake vandalism house (jeans hanging from the ceiling fan? Really?) and I am very confused. Isn't that what the final walk-through is for? You schedule a walk-through a couple hours before the closing and make sure everything is still ok? I looked through the posts about that episode and didn't see anyone mention this. That's how it works where I live. Also hopefully they called the police after the water heater was stolen. They didn't show that, and it made them look kind of stupid.

You forgot to throw first divorce in there.

I think what bugs me most about Caitlyn is that she just seems so fake and insincere. Not even factoring in money, I believe that if she had to choose between fame and helping the transgender community, she would choose fame.

I wonder if the cameras were there.

Why do I still feel like she's been photoshopped to within an inch of her life?

And who are all those blond girls? I assume one is Caitlyn's daughter. And Khloe's ass - OMG!

I was just reading in People that he stuffed a $100 bill in a waiter's mouth in 2009. I think it's safe to say he's a disgusting person with more problems than just alcoholism.

He'll be back for sure. He may have his own money, but he can't live without the fame. He will go to rehab (I laugh as I write that) and Kourtney will take him back because apparently she is a glutton for punishment with no self esteem. She will say she's doing it for the kids though.

If she already knows the sex of the baby, doesn't she need to be around 20 weeks? (assuming there were both male and female embryos as she claims...I can't believe I listen to a word she says).

Can you imagine how long it took to style those bangs??

Maybe it's news because she's wearing knee high leather boots in June in California? I'm kidding.