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Regardless of Frankie's age, he still acts like a 16 year old girl. Listening to him giving shout outs to his family is normal. But then he starts throwing shouts to Beliebers and doing that stupid heart shape with your hands and giggling like a teenage girl. Who does Caleb think he is? I died laughing in his conversation about finale night and hopefully they have tuxedos waiting for them, a limo, the whole thing will be a red carpet event. I laughed. He was talking about how his hair will be on the big night with paparazzi. That's just a step more cringeworthy than Devin, while trying to tell Caleb to give up on Amber, saying when they leave the house, girls will be throwing themselves at them wanting to marry them! Then Caleb bitching about his HOH basket. And he went and complained. It was supposed to show how awesome he is, Big Brother! Get with the program!

I am laughing, LAUGHING! Caleb talking about how he'll be famous finale night. He's hoping BB will have tuxedos ready for them. And a limo. And a red carpet. And flashing paparazzi. Best conversation I've heard in a long time. How he's going to wear his hair for the red carpet. God, he's delusional. I'm sure in his mind, he and Amber will be the new IT Couple on the cover of People. And Frankie is on my hate list now too. He was eating an apple!

I don't watch Housewives of NY, but why is Ally still living there? Not that there's anything wrong with living with parents, I'm with my dad right now since he's sick, but has she always been living there? I noticed some form of the Jenna's new rules was to spend more time with Ally, or something close to that. They pointed out a lot that the dog comes before her. But she's 22. She should have her own life and was surprised she was around as much as she was. Again, nothing wrong with hanging out at home (stating my disclaimers!), but if my mom treated me like Jill treats her, with the dog coming first, parties all the time, no time to spend together, I'd probably want to start forming my own life and not be around all that day after day. I don't know, maybe she doesn't live there, was just there for the show?

5 dogs, wasn't it? This was a pretty drama-free episode. The table meeting seemed more glances than words. I don't watch any of the Real Housewives series, but know of Jill's name just because. Because of what, I don't know actually. Knew of Jenna from Blossom. I wonder if she and Mayim are friends? Jenna's husband reminds me of Tracey Golds. Bigger, not typically "hot", but very nice. Who says if you're a cute girl, you have to have a model-like husband? I'm sure it was producer manipulation, but the baby proofing was overkill. Pool noodles and bubble wrap? Besides the infant, most of the grandkids looked school age. Past the point of bumping their head on a table. Next week I have no idea who either participant is.

Oh, thank you! This has me laughing. Because only Christine would blow that beak of hers while talking sexy. I saw on Jokers a picture of her and her husband when they were 14. Either they weren't together all that time or she waited. Which might be the latter because I heard her say she got married at 20. Yesterday (the same night as apple-gate), Victoria was lying by herself in the hammock and starting singing some Israeli song or something. She was doing the "hawwwkkkk" sounds while singing it (you know, in some languages when they sound like they're hawking a loogie?) and it was driving me crazy. She was already on my D list for the apple bit. They cut away from her to show the HOH room. But then I heard the voice, "Victoria...STOP SINGING!" I know they say that for legal/copyright purposes, but it was still funny. I deleted last nights' this morning. Boring. Had no idea what a dental dam was! Now I do...

Here, here Thorkim! Great minds think alike (and get bugged alike as well). Funny, because out loud I was saying, "my god, QUIT!" So, while I wasn't screaming, I can understand it completely. I also agree about it being boring. I've watched a few minutes here and there, but deleted most of the past week. They're all aware it's on and mention it frequently. I guess they're on their best behavior. I have the feeds, but don't watch it as much as last year. For one, the drama was better last year and I had a different job this time last year that had a lot of downtime, so was able to tune in more.

I've totally noticed this! The only time she does talk is one of her loud or obnoxious one-liners or to stand up for Meri. Wonder what her issue is?

From this day on, I can't stand Victoria. I get really weirded out by some sounds, it's hard to explain. I'll just say one of those sounds is someone eating an apple. Hate it. It's a joke at work that when my boss pulls his apple out at lunch (we share an office), I hightail it out of the room until he's done. So there it was, the first few minutes of BBAD and there's Victoria, eating an apple. Every.last.bit.of.it. Of course, right into the microphone. But worse, was after the big apple munch was chewing with her mouth wide open and smacking her lips. It was disgusting. I'd take listening to Frankie and all his sounds, or Caleb creepily following Amber or even Devin and his man tears before listening to that bitch eat an apple again. ETA: My God! Now is doing the same (not eating an apple, but smacking with his ice cream). Can we vote for America's Player to start a rumor that houseguests need table manners?

That's funny because I was thinking while watching, I'm going to post one of those, if you HAVE to marry one type questions. But yeah that last name is hideous. Chapel bugs me too. I don't know why. I don't like how she acts so serene about the whole illness thing but the minute someone offends her, she loses her shit. And I think waiting to start chemo until after the wedding for cosmetic reasons, while her choice, seems kind of selfish since she has kids. My dad is battling stage 3 lung cancer right now. When he was diagnosed in April, he started chemo the Monday after being diagnosed. Each day without is another day the cancer is in charge. I had been reading that she was being accused of faking it, but Sabrina went to her defense saying she wasn't. I think the only basis to that was everything on the show is staged. Sabrina scares me. Like others, I was shocked how she pulled that baby out of the car. It's a carrier Sabrina. Use it. So supposedly she and her boyfriend/baby daddy have broken up and she's dating a girl. That's great, it shouldn't matter who you want to be with, but how is she ending one relationship and starting another while being a first time mom to a few month old baby? It's possible, but seems like extra drama and energy that should go to parenting the baby. Kate is gorgeous as always, love her hair color, but kind of giggle at her faux-affluent accent. Jeremiah is a mess and I worry about his mental state. He hates everything and everyone. I don't know if it's untreated bipolar-ism or what. Also, when he was talking into the camcorder and it was dark, he looked like one of those evolution of men. Andrew and his "I'M DONE!" cracks me up because it's way overused. And now Chester is doing it. I'll fix the links later because I'm on my phone and can't hyperlink words to the stories, but this page has stories on Sabrina's new relationship, Chapels rumor and an update. Kind of. http://starcasm.net/archives/category/tv/breaking-amish

I loved Dayton's hair. Usually you see little hair, no hair or a head of black hair on babies. I don't usually see a good amount of actual brown hair on babies so it looked adorable. I was watching the reunion, or was it unseen clips? Can't remember, but she caught him looking at porn on his phone. I thought she responded a little naïve. Like the usual "why did you do it?" "Do you want someone like that instead of me?" She basically said she wants the man she's with to obsess over her so much that he doesn't think about porn. Honey, you need to learn how men are wired. Men may obsess over some women, but I can say they probably still look at porn. It's not that they look at Miss Alexxxis Boom Boom and think, "I want her to be my wife". It's sex and getting off only. Especially if they aren't having sex. He needs to let a load off girlfriend. Not saying it's ok for men to look at porn, but he's not going to respond well to her saying "no sex" and then "no porn, you must look at me only". Men are just different like that.

Jessica came off as a big old entitled bitch. But opinion changes a bit now I know they have a daughter together. That's just...odd to not name the child. I thought she was just a gold digging bitch who Joe didn't want to use the word "relationship" with and she hung on to whatever he said. But, while she doesn't need to be condescending and uppity about stuff, I can see why she'd get jealous at him dating. I guess they can't just break things off and never see each other again with a child. He was very creepy at the table meeting. When Barry & his friend Heygood (can't remember her name) were talking about their experiences, he acted like he did not want to be there to listen to anyone but himself. He was not engaging. Then just breaks it off and keeps calm with his "you love me" and "this will make good TV". She's batshit crazy and immature, but now knowing she's his baby mama makes a difference. I still like Barry. He's got kind eyes but kind of moves like an old man. His son is adorable. And I died laughing when after the big breakup scene, it came back to the table and they agreed "this is why we don't sleep together!" Next week...Jenna Von Oy (that's her name, right?) is still adorable and I don't watch any Housewives shows, so kind of feel bad the other lady is a bitch. Let Jenna enjoy motherhood.

I remember Dr. Drew being on season 1. That was where I first heard of him. He's a quack of a doctor, he doesn't know shit about being a psycho analyst. Most awkward, useless conversation just as BBAD started. Donny & Caleb sitting outside. I don't remember who said which and I don't want to watch it again to find out. But paraphrasing: "It's been a busy week and it's going to be another busy few days, we ain't gonna have time for rest" "Yeah, tomorrow is elimination. Then HOH competition." "And then it's going to get busier. Nominations. Battle of the Block." "Monday, Power of Veto" "Tuesday, Wednesday, campaignin'" "Thursday...see ya, then right back at it. We ain't gonna have a lot of backyard time". "And we're going to repeat it every week" "And then, think...if you nominate someone, they can come after you since you put them up" "There's....a....plane" I can't believe I'm watching 2 adult men playing an actual game. Wrote this this morning, forgot to hit "REPLY". Duh.

This season is killing me. It's just talk. And talk. And more talk. And then they talk. And he talks to her. She talks to him. Then they talk. Not enough drama for my liking. 2 hours on Monday felt like it was just draaaaagining.

Yes, because she acts the fuck out of her scenes. Dramatic... I got a chuckle when she said, "I'm not letting him ruin the Schmucker name!" Oh dear, that name ruined itself. I can see your point since you've been a Schmucker for like 2 years. And all Schmuckers have done good.

And many might wonder when Tinkerbell turned bilingual with an accent! I have a love/hate relationship with Christy. She's such a shit-stirring bitch but she's hilarious. The aforementioned laugh...I LOVED. And "your big old fat titty is hanging out!" is my favorite line so far. But I think my favorite is Briana.

It makes me sick how she and Nathan think they are the shit. Those smug asses thought they were so cute to post that they were at the beach-and kept lying-while she was in labor. Then they're saying, "I'm sure you'd love to see his face, but you'll have to go buy US Weekly" like they are a damn Kardashian or Royal and have to sell the baby's pic. I hate both those assholes and my heart aches for Jace and The Kaiser Roll.

Something tells me she wouldn't have picked on Amber as much, considering she can almost pass for caucasian.

I know, I totally thought Frankie would get on my last nerve. He's adorable and I'd love to put him in my pocket to bring out when I need cheering up. It's night and day compared to last season. Last season, I'd wake up at 5am for work (central time) and could turn on the feeds and those clowns would still be up, drunk and shit talking. This season, I hear, "I'm going to bed early tonight" "I need a good nights sleep". What was Hayden and Nicole talking about in the honeycomb? (I'm still watching Monday night). They were whispering and I rewound it about 7 times. Did Nicole say Frankie said Joey is going through alcohol withdrawl? This group is very teary. Joey and her fake accents drive.me.crazy. Another TVGN commercial I hate, the poor old woman at the bottom of the stairs yelling for someone to help her. It was sad!

This is part of the reason I was wondering. I assumed she was, which is no big deal one way or another. But I wondered if Caleb knows. She's beautiful. Oh slam! Did she say that? Caleb is thinking right now how to change his race to become more eligible.

"I don't want blood on my hands" Meaning: "I don't want to make a big move because everyone will be mad at me."

Oh I missed the DR and Pao Pao exchange! Damn it, I was going to work (I watch the previous night every morning while getting ready for work...like now) and had about 45 minutes left and thought probably nothing exciting happened, so deleted. Those are the little things I like to see. I know, these people were talking and then they just switched to The Situations family cutting up at their table, it went from dim people to stupid people in a nanosecond. I somehow missed that too. Even though I have it on, I'm also not hanging on to every word so I miss a lot by not listening. But, since the first day I was kind of hoping Devin and Amber would couple up because they would be beautiful together. (Non) Personalities aside, they are both pretty people. Funny, they flashed to Victoria in the kitchen with her long, black, braided hair, and black tank top and her black eyebrows and I thought it was Amy Winehouse. Victoria is the Israeli Winehouse.

I'm confused. She was an esthetician in Tennessee but is now a model in Hollywood? Besides rarely seeing her speak and seeing her be the object of Caleb's obsession, I wondered about her actual game play. Found this article, makes me wonder if she's ever been a fan of BB. She'd rather be liked and not win. I feel for anyone that grew up in rough surroundings and made it through ok. I'm also trying to figure out her ethnicity. Big Brother Wiki has her as an African-American houseguest. Has she mentioned it to anyone in the house? Her hair is gorgeous.

I know, I didn't see what came before it and I kept wondering, was she drunk? She's a mess.

I know, I heard that and had to switch cameras. While she was practically spreading her legs laying there in a bathing suit. I HATE that noise. It's a joke at my work, I have to leave my shared office with my boss as soon as he pulls out his lunch because he's going to eat an apple. Hate the sound. I just also made a comment in the BBAD thread (before I saw this) that Christine was scraping her plate clean last night and it was driving me crazy. The spoon against the porcelain dish. She was scraping like second helpings was going to magically appear. Nothing was left. Scrape, scrape, lick the spoon. Scrape again, rinse, repeat. Compared to last year, every girl was looking for anything with a penis to showmance off of. I remember Aaryn being mad that she was left with David and thought she should have gotten Jeremy before Kaitlin. So definitely aren't seeing people humping already.

Last night on BBAD, Christine was eating something off a plate and kept scraping and scraping the very last drop off her food. And all you could hear is eeeeerrrr eeerr eeeeerrr eerr. There was nothing left, but she was hoping! The sound was driving me NUTS. Now if I can beg them, PLEASE don't show The Sorrentino's commercial. Can't stand him or his famewhoring family. Please, TVGN.