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Funny y'all both say that because I think y'all are both crazy (or all 3 of you, including your husband Intuition). I'm kidding of course, but I don't see any of this! No Q and Samuel. Tamara and Katie Ann only because they're both sort of the outcasts who are in over their head on a TV show, but I think Tamara is more animated than Katie Ann, but isn't really that animated to begin with. KA could be a statue for all I know. You can barely hear her talk, she has zero personality and sometimes I wonder if she has any business being on TV. When Tamara yelled, "The Eskimos have arrived in LA!" I could never, ever see KA doing that! Where's the show? I haven't checked this Sunday yet (I'm at work so can't check right now), but last Sunday they just reran Leah Remini's show. It wasn't like something special was on and they couldn't air this. Wonder if it bit the dust already? Maybe people are over this type of fake programming. ETA: I did some Googling. It's moving to Thursday nights starting August 21 (2 days). I think this Thursday they are showing the first episode again, but the next will be the next episode. Also, found this interview with Q.

I'd be pissed if I finally got vacation at work, flew my ass down to Cancun and I couldn't even look at the damn ruins because Bach rejects who will never stay together wanted to be filmed. Ha, I said that when they said he was going to be on. "Oh Zach. The cute and outgoing offshore engineer. Oh, the other Zach? Who? There was another Zach?" I even had to Google him real quick to get a picture of his face before writing this. I feel like the only time we saw him last night was in the dark. Don't feel bad Mr. Irratable. I was lost too.

Well, y'all know, especially auntjess, that I do take notes during the show! Except they're at home. They've never shown the occupation of the bride, but often said it during the introductions. And sometimes during the introductions, the narrator would say, "To keep within her $50,000, she is...", and then they'd always have the budget at the intro of each brides wedding. This time, it wasn't said at all, just at the intro. They also cut those pictures. It's head only now which I think is stupid. I enjoyed it better when you can see the whole dress. I have my notes at home (I'm at work) but can answer more questions about the budgets later if anyone is wondering. My thoughts on the episodes, coming up. Loved reading everyone's, they gave us a ton of material to snark on.

Like for real pain meds? Like Vicodin? Or just Advil like pain meds? Silly girl. Be a smart girl

I love Jordyn. She's such a laid back little girl. I really feel she is the forgotten child along with Jenny. In the promo shots for the new season, when she is sitting on the church steps holding the sign (one of Jill's gimmicky Pinterest wedding things), she has a perma-smile and rosy cheeks and is just gorgeous. Jenny I just call sad Jenny. She's so sweet and introverted, but doesn't appear to be the typical Duggar. She doesn't really look like all of them. Ever since she was a baby, she was always so serious and sad. Exactly. The twins down to Justin, I get them all mixed up. I guarantee if you ask Michelle to say one of their birthdays on a whim, she wouldn't have an answer.

One of my many, many, many annoyances of Michelle is her inability to hold an adult conversation when Josie is present. I was watching some reruns on my DVR and it was the family reunion episode. The whole extended family came over to The Duggars house and of course Michelle is nowhere to be found and it locked up in the bedroom with an about 6 months old Josie. I know you can have to keep preemie's protected but sometimes Michelle way over uses that to her advantage. One scene shows Michelle in her bedroom with various extended family members. She's holding the prodigal daughter in her baby voice, through Josie like she's talking for Josie says "say, this is the reunion for Josie! Everybody is here to see Josie! Say, I'm so precious!" while all these family members are standing around with the most second hand embarrassment look on their faces.

I was just getting ready to post that bit about Christine hating Nicole's glasses. Because giant frames are so not in right now. Christine, you're not as special as you seem to think you are. How can Christine be a MILF is she's isn't even fuckable young?

I saw Tiffani on Hollywood Game Night. Still hot. Even hotter is Jason. I've loved the guy since 90210 and still adore him. He shares a birthday with my son. I'd love to read his book. I guess 90210 is moving to TVGN, starting Labor Day with a Brendylan marathon. Thank goodness this show was hot before the name combo thing was.

I love Zach. He's adorable and charming. He's the type who will admit it and apologize with complete sincerity when he does screw up. That being said, I'm really hoping for a Zach/Derrick F2. I love Derrick's game. Now his face is a little odd. It's as if God had this blank canvas and pinched his facial features on right in the middle of that blank canvas and left them there. You see face, face, features in the middle then back to just face. I think one of my favorite lines was Derrick claiming he deserves Victoria's vote after he's had to put up with many, many tears. Frankie. You're not that big of a deal. He's acting like the reveal is so major with the show in on it. Like when they revealed there were really twins playing the game. This? Who cares? I'll be sad tonight. I adore both Donny and Nicole.

Thank you. God forbid something happens to Randy, she will have zero clue how to live life. She's like this perpetual high schooler. She can't do a damn thing by herself. Always has someone there and she's mentioned many, many times before how she uses her daughter to fill that void. That's not good. Aubree will feel guilty later on when she gets older about leaving her mom for any period of time. And Aubree needs some serious discipline. Because Chelsea's "Doooonnnn't-uh" and "I'm gonna call Papa doesn't work anymore". Just because we don't see men around doesn't mean there aren't any. I know I've read she's dated quite a few over the past few years. Which I actually think is good for her. I think she's still holding out hope for Adam and still has that void which seems to be Aubree's responsibility to fill. She can't even speak to a lawyer without the baby talk.

Oh Kara the bitch prison bitch who resembles a bulldog? Love that episode. The 2 girls were bitches to the shy but demure red head. What's funny is you know how they show like a minute of getting ready for the wedding before the wedding? It was her (bulldog) and her dad getting out of an old car at the chapel and you can hear him, "now Kara, remember, he comes from a good family...". There was another episode where it was like 3 Latin brides and 1 blonde. All 3 Latina's ganged up on the blonde and were total bitches to her and low balled her. When one won, another one said at the end, "well, I didn't win, but as long as it wasn't Jessica (the blonde) who won, I don't care who did". As far as I could tell, Jessica never did anything to them. One of the girls was like an hour and a half late and showed up with nasty 90's curls. Yeah it looks like the bride coming down from the ceiling is also the one that says it's not a circus theme, but is actually a circus.

Really? I see zero resemblance. Maybe they're both tall, but that's all I see. I laughed when the cop asked how old he was and he said 32. The cop: 32? I can't stand men like that. His cough was hella fake. It was only present when they were talking about it. When he was walking "clearing his head" he didn't cough once. I know they're kind of the same (but not really), but does he think he was taking like bodybuilding steroids and was 'roid raging? I feel bad for the chubby girl. I think she wants to be famous. I think she wants to look like Jennifer Lawrence and wants to date Prince Harry but doesn't really want to actually act. She wants to be instantly famous and doesn't want to actually learn drama.

And next week, her favorite place to be kissed "below the waist". How old is that blond sex doctor? She looks 24 tops. I still like Cortney. Also surprised to see Jamie so chaste. She didn't have those same issues on Bachelor Pad.

Wait, Valentine is a virgin? I honestly don't think Christine cares how she's coming across. I think she probably married her husband because they were together since teens and probably didn't have very many options as far as men. Then she goes on here and is laughing at anything any cute boy would say. I think now she thinks she gets to cuddle with this guy she has a crush on while looking like one of the cute girls from seasons past who cuddle up to the cute boys. She's disregarding the guy who has been there for her all this time because she's blinded by a crush on someone who wouldn't give her 2 shits outside the house. If it was a friendly cuddle, she'd be doing it with the other guys too. Funny it's only Cody she cuddles with.

What? Where? I've got to see that. I like Claire, but sometimes she seems so motherly compared to some of them. She'll keep her head right but occasionally will make a duh comment. God, it's driving me nuts! And the way she bends her head down and up while trying to look a shy kitten. "Who, Me?" It's annoying because it seems so perfected.

That's right, I forgot they make that. But I'm guessing Vascular has no idea either.

I laughed when Virginia told Derrick that she couldn't sleep so "should I take an Advil?" Yes Vermillion, Advil will knock you out.

Please make Frankie go away. Go away far. Who in the hell does he think he is? That ending I could have done without. I hate it all. "I'm going to have to spill my secret, that my sister is the beautiful, worldwide superstar (and Jesus Christ), ARIANA GRANDE! <Heart with hands I hate>. Someone needs to tell him he and his sister are not half as important as he thinks they are. All I kept thinking about when he yelled her name was on the feeds the other day he said he can say her name, but no one else can. She's that special. I said exactly that while watching last nights' episode this morning. I said it all alone but out loud. "Who are they?" All your personalities?

These titles make zero sense in here. I thought this was the thread for eskimo talk. It's episode talk? Because it's going on in both threads, I don't know where to post.

Best thing I've read in a long time. Or ever. Cause I totally laughed when I heard him say the word "mogul". I'm sure he's picturing himself when he gets out, hanging with someone like Les and bending his ear on things they can accomplish together.

I can't anymore. Frankie's ego is out of control. His whole "ask me anything" is Frankie speak for "let's talk about me and me and I'm Ariana's brother and I'm awesome and I know Beiber and I was on Broadway and I've got millions of followers and I'm a mogul, I'm a belieber and an arianator and my sister is the greatest thing ever and is more famous than Lady Diana and is prettier than Angelina Jolie and is a better person than Mother Theresa and do you know who I am?" I can't anymore. I wish I didn't have to, but I have to beg to differ. I've got 2 boys who are 16 and 13 and have my 13 year old nephew with me too, as well as various friends of theres around. They are all about Ariana. She's pretty popular right now and has an over-played song. I mean, she's cute, slightly above average but not as beautiful as Frankie thinks she is. It does creep me out a little that Frankie seems obsessed with his own sister. She is 21, the dude is 31 and is still acting like a teenager and basing his self worth on his sister. It's weird and creepy.

Victoria might just poop her pants over this. It'll be interesting to see how many people suck up to Frankie now in the game just so they can be close to his sister on the outside.

Does anyone know the time/camera that Christine's rubbing on Cody played? I know the above says it was 11:20, but I didn't know if it was around that time or exactly 11:20 and what camera it was on. ETA: I watched a few minutes right at 11:20pm and saw Cody soft scratching her arm and she had her arm resting on his and wouldn't move it to clap (she snapped with her free hand) but didn't see the fuck me rubbing. She's got total guilt but trying to look innocent in her face.

Oh my golly I'm late but that is FUNNY. So she's trying to have sexy time with Cody by caressing his arm and he turned around and announced that she was farting before the comp? Too perfect.

Oh I am so glad I didn't delete last nights (I usually can't finish it all in the morning and just delete it) because I can't look away, I have to see that. Is he interesting in her at all? I can't wait until she learns her husband is upset with all the flirting (and more, imo) she's been doing. She's just a crappy person.