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I haven't finished watching the episode, but shit, Abe's hair is a hot mess. It looks like those boys who got a hold of scissors when I was a kid. They usually lived in the country. It's choppy on top, too short bangs and party (mullet) in the making in back. Why is Chester bitching he's shunned because of Mary? Isn't he also letting cameras in his home, a big no-no. He looks like a regular man playing old man dress up. His cross eyes kill me! Why do Mary & Mose wear their bonnets inside? They're not near Amish...let your hair down! I understand not having anything else to wear, but take off the cap. Those caps remind me of those cups you get at Wendy's that you squirt your ketchup in.

I'm not at home to check my guide, and I can't get a clear read on the internet. It's not a new episode tonight, is it? I saw something about "Journey So Far". But a) if they're going to play TB, why not air a new one and b) it's only been on a few weeks with minimal drama for it to be a catch up episode. Can someone clear it up? Wow, so he interviewed more? I thought that was it before he got in the cab. Maybe they just cut out parts and made it a voice over while he walked out of the casino.

I wonder why the possibly didn't cast Meghan on The Bachelorette? Because she already dated one? Her and her bitchy/snarky personality would be a welcome addition to TB. Funny, the article says Rose's brother Joseph plays football for South Carolina State Bulldogs. I went to Google him, and I don't think this is her brother... While Joseph Copeland can be a common name, it's not like a Mike Smith or something. And I highly doubt they have 2 guys by that exact same name playing for their team. So, somewhere, I think something is reported wrong.

Interview with Karley, the one that just got booted. She bugs. She tries to use so many big, proper words that it makes it seem she's trying too hard. I understand, she's mortified she's in the group of girls "duped" by the show into believing he's actually Prince Harry. But giving pageant-like answers while using proper vocabulary isn't going to make you appear smarter. Another article on Chicago-area women on the show (Karina and Maggie). Of course Maggie's not really an alcoholic, we all drink more when on vacation. Seems a running theme is almost all the women were told they were going to find love internationally and travel the world. According to this article, Meghan used to date Jake Pavelka (Bachelor). Makes sense. They're both pretty insufferable.

Well, I think you might be right. I decided to just Google 'Shannon Bachelor' and Shannon Gibbons Twitter popped up. It said she was on Bachelor Season 13 and I'm not good at the season numbers, just tell me whose season it is. Googled that and I think that is Jason's season. Diggin' deep and scraping the bottom Fleiss! ETA: I think it wasn't easy to find because her last name while on the show was Bair.

There were a few I had to Google from the prelim list (Zack, Danielle, Amy, Christy), but I still have no idea who Shannon Gibbons is. No picture comes up in a Google search. If Tierra is there, you bet yer bottom dollar I'll be there. But she's not on the "final" list. I guess Michelle K is ok with everyone thinking she's off her rocker crazy, as long as she gets to be on TV once a year. Not looking forward to Sarah's vocal fry.

That's a good guess, but each episode is such a mystery, it's hard to tell for sure.

I guess I'll move this over once the Atlanta thread starts. I'm watching a rerun of "Bride Overboard". I totally can't believe this 55 year old lady is having a huge cathedral wedding with big gown, but the family? Ha-larious. The niece/daughter combo, just the back and forths of the family. She doesn't like the flowery dress and says, "but I know who doeeees...." as the xylophone rings up and her sisters grin grows. I rewound that a few times. The tacky flower dress that looks like something out of the costume box of the community theater. Now I'm shutting it off, I can handle about 20 minutes of Monte before I'm done.

Yes! Remember the nerd lady with coffee at her wedding instead of cocktails and the bride cam attached to her veil? That was Seattle. The article started out good, but I think a few of us together really watch the hell out of it and can make up some good things that always happen on FW. Like, I'd take out a groomsman always gets drunk and takes his shirt off because I've only seen that a few times. How about: -Someone always complains there's just too much food -One bride usually loses it and completely bawls walking down the aisle making it look more like a funeral -There's usually one wedding whose décor theme includes one of the following words: rustic, shabby, vintage or chic -You can count on 3/4 brides to be wearing a strapless gown -One bride will usually never have the dance floor hoppin', even with the guest brides trying to get the party started -Every bride will proclaim her wedding is the best in the after wedding interview (before scoring) she and her husband do, even if tons of stuff went wrong -Every bride and groom in the above interview will say everyone has been telling them all night their wedding was the best one they've been to Anyone else?

Leah, the first girl eliminated interview with Vanity Fair. Nothing major. She doesn't follow pop culture, was told they would be meeting an eligible bachelor, tried out for America's Next Top Model before and thinks Matt is cuter than Harry. I thought she looked awfully familiar. Either she's a type that has a familiar type, or she was on TV when she tried out for ANTM. I dunno.

What I thought was ridiculous is her parents thought of Dell as the bad influence. I really never heard them talk harsh to her. Only to him. They were telling him it's not fun and games time now that there's a baby, it's not a great occasion (can't remember their choice of words), so therefore they're not going to work with him to make things happen. Yet, she got a happy baby shower, she gets to go on this stupid show. I'd most likely not be writing this today if I had gotten pregnant at 16, my mom would have killed me, but I can tell you if I had said, "hey can we be on 16 & Pregnant?" my mom would have said FUCK NO and this pregnancy isn't something to have fun with, celebrate by being on TV. So, yeah, they seemed to have issue with him quite a bit.

If I have to hear that bitch mew "I'm geeeeting meeeeiiiried" anymore, I'm going to poke my ear drums out. Good fucking golly.

I think that's a "Save the Date" invite so many are doing these days. I would expect from them, they'd do the typical wedding invite with the cursive embossed writing. Save the dates are more informal, come before the invite and often have a pic of the bride and groom holding something that has their wedding date. Hopefully, there on the real invite will be "James Robert".

The beginning of season 2 is on every day this week at 5am CST on TLC. Watching season 2, episode 1, I forgot how much prettier Robyn used to be. What happened? Age? Living with KodeBeast and wicked witch Meri? That 4th baby? It's like too much Kody semen over the years soured her looks. Also, HATE the way she says "Day-den" (Dayton) I also felt kind of bad. It was all the kids first day of public school (they were still in Utah, before Kody was led by the bright lights of Sin City in the middle of the night and disrupted 16 kids lives) and Christine had been up since 5am and was curling Aspyn's hair with a clipless, cone-like curling wand to make ringlets. Usually you do that to give some nice, falling, ringlet-LIKE curls. They left hers as is and she went to school, looking like an Irish Dancer. I feel kind of bad, but I laughed. Her hair was so short back then, it looked like an add-on fall hairpiece. But who knows, maybe that's the look she was going for?

Maybe we should put a note in (if I can figure out how) to change the title from Cody to Kody? Because one of the biggest doufuses on reality TV these days, and would, of course, go against the norm of "Cody" just to stand out.

They aren't divorced. She caught him cheating a few weeks ago, but he said it was because he thought she was too. Sigh. But, like a lot of clueless girls, takes him back, but "beat the girls ass". Summer, hon, she owes you nothing. He's the one that made the promise to you. I did read her ask.fm site and she's going to "college" for cosmetology. They bought a new crib. Mom just got probation. Her mom was also a teen mom and all 3 of those girls are her half sisters. They have the same dad, but she doesn't. Her mom had a daughter a year after her. She also has 2 other half sisters on her dads side.