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He had so many mannerisms and quirks that reminded me of a Dr.Evil type villain, not saying he´s evil, but I could see him plotting a world takeover in his secret, underground lair.

Wow that blast from the past actually makes me nostalgic for the boring, way too aggressive previous season! Have we had anything except "the affair" & "the fake cancer" this season? Nothing could be worse for a RH show....

I´ve found out the hard way that I can only get involved with one boring show about zombies. I´ll take the one that has some exciting stuff over this mess any day. I never thought I would be rooting for the zombies but if these kinds of folk were all that was left, then I say (in theory): I hope they all die. Awful characters, soooo boring plot, not nearly enough zombies, no story..... just :( The only thing this show had going on better than TWD was that it actually had 2 mothers constantly loosing and looking for their sons.

I´ve never been so happy with a vote off this early in the game, Shirin is just the most annoying person I´ve ever seen on Survivor (or I just remember her better than others - I´m not a terribly big fan of the show after the first few seasons so I seldom watch from start to finish). I love Spencer though and hopefully he will pick less horrible people to ally with now. The blonde lady who used to be on the white collar team, joe from the no-collar (yea I did actually watch almost all of that season) and especially Kimmie the vegeterian are my personal favs, also I like some of the old guys and the two Kelly´s seem nice. I favored Kelly on the very first season. The asian guy, Woo? is his name I think, he´s so gorgeous. I can´t remember if I have seen him before, some of the faces look familiar but I don´t really remember them.

The first victim in season 1´s first episode, who was a war criminal, taken out by some of his victims from the war. I thought he deserved to be tortured more tbh. It was the only time I remember on the show that the squad acted like the victim is always so innocent and deserving of respect no matter what. I was so annoyed with the way everyone talked to Olivia in that episode.

I went and used the internet like nobodies business in my tireless search for knowledge, and I found out that Meghan is a libra, and I suppose that´s why she´s like "that" about justice. Her birthday is september 26th. I´m sure someone has already posted this relevant information in the thread, I haven´t read it all yet.

I´m finding everyone so charming and lovable this time around, especially Mark Francis, Toff and Binky. No-one annoys me in the least, not even Naz, who is kind of crazy and intense. When Binky and Jess were talking about Mr Darcy coming to the bar and scooping them up and putting them on a horse, lol.

Mackenzie is clownishly stupid and not nearly pretty enough to make up for it. I don´t enjoy her at all. Granted, having her on all season would probably have been much more fun than having whining Juelia. I´m disappointed in Jade too, she was supposed to be a "wild mustang" I think, and she has been anything but. The show stalls completely when there are so many couples staying all season without doing anything, there needs to be a shake-up, next season they can bring Samantha and some other bombshells back, a few less good-looking ones, some desperate nice girls who will do anything for validation and lot´s of guys who will actually have to "fight" for the one they want. Such a setup would probably end in more marriages than we could possibly imagine. Let´s say a girl would be given a date card, then the guys up for going with her would all do a challenge, and the winner would get to go.

The mom and daughter are so clueless and annoying. Which going by the main walking dead show signals their seasons long survival, while other more deserving characters go down. I wish someone would make a show about smart and interesting people in a ZA, like Darryl, Carol and Dale. I was so sure that Tobias would die when the momma was being nice to the zombie, maybe he got bit, that would be so typical of these shows.

JJ´s fairy-tale exit proved beyond any doubt that he is the one pure of heart, and must be a direct descendant of Sir Lancelot, the way he defended a trashy broad´s honor in paradise was epic. Something we only get to see once every 500 years or so.

I thought all the looks were tragically bad except the India one. I was happy with the elimination since Edmond tried all he could to get her opinion or just start a conversation, maybe if they had collaborated they would have made something nicer. Another one who deserved to go was Joseph, he really is a fan of granny-chic, when the St.Petersburg model came out I was like "why is this model so much older than the others?" She literally looked, to me, like 45-50, then when I saw a close up of her face, it was just the way she was styled. Just weird, and then when he blamed his partner... he so deserved to be sent home. This should have been a double elimination. The looks that were number 1 and 3 just looked a tiny bit better than all the rest, I thought the greek look was awful and among the weirdest ever.

From the start of the season, I´ve thought Brooks looks sick, at least he looks thinner and older than he used to be. If (sadly he can´t be 100% trusted) he has cancer, I completely support him not doing chemo.

You´re probably right, I´m just grasping at straws convincing myself that no-one could really function being so annoyingly sickly-sweet all the time (and blowing it up way more around guys she´s attracting). I do feel like this may have started as an act (not exactly deliberate though), maybe it became her thing when she was daddy´s princess in her youth and then a disney princess for work, and by now it´s just who she is. Not much of a personality, just an extremely "sweet" women with okay looks who is always the nicest one around. She seems more affected now than she was when she was on Jake´s season (I liked her then) but it could just be her age and the desperate way she talks about finding love while throwing herself on every guy who might want her.

Tenley is annoying and stupid, I don´t understand how all those guys can willingly be around her. This is just my opinion of course, but she bugs me more than Ashley I and Lauren combined. She looks much older than she supposedly is and has been around the block too many times to be compared to a Disney princess anything. Her voice and the affected mannerisms seem like her act (very forced and all the time) and I don´t buy it. I was starting to admire Clare and how she could keep her desperation classy and in check but that meltdown at the end was awful. Underneath all the pretty is a whole lot of crazy. Still better than Ashley I though, I don´t understand what Jarred is thinking with his choice this week. Joe is just horrible inside and out, and he´s also kind of scary. When he scolded Jonathan I felt worse than ever watching these b-shows. When Jonathan was crying afterwards, that was crazier than Claire´s finest hour.

Tenley takes desperation to another level. I can´t believe men actually like that voice and the corny mannerisms.

I´ve just started watching and have one question. Is Carole wearing fake fur and that´s why Bethenney is ok with it or is it real? If it´s real then they are both dead to me.

I hope I won´t be proven wrong, but I think this is the best group of contestants since season 2. The master vs apprentice thing works, in that they are friendly and nice (at least at the start). They´re pretty good at tattooing, I don´t know anything about tattoos so when I first started watching the show I was blown away every episode by how amazing they were and I didn´t understand the judges critique. Then as time went on I was less and less impressed. I didn´t even like season 4 or 5, except for a few people who knew what they ere doing and weren´t annoying. I´m so happy with the way this season is turning out. Loosing that annoying guy Ryan was an unexpected joy.

Heather is so massively cool. And Sonja had a few moments as old (and funny) voice of reason. I´ve missed that side of her. Luann is much better as a friend of, she hangs on to the countess thing still and that´s not cool.

I couldn´t understand a single sentence out of Dorinda´s mouth while she was yelling and crying and foaming at the dinner table (what kind of nut would do that, it goes way beyond all the hard to understand, falling around and even mean drunks that I´ve met in my life). This annoyed me even more than the food crumbs. She humiliated her mother and herself whit that behavior alright, no help needed from anyone else.

I just read Dorinda´s blog and omg she´s delusional, crazy and a bitch. I hope this is her only season because we have all those qualities already in Sonja, Ramona and Bethenny and they all do it better. I find Dorinda exceptionally fake, and the way she sees things and twists them is annoying to me. Like where she said something about how for 50 years she has said that girlfriends should give each other support and friendship, I mean who doesn´t say that? Seriously, it´s like being proud of the fact that she always says meat should be cooked, like other people would just eat it raw all the time. That kind of thing bugs me a lot. You should not act like you are the only one who understands friendship or promotes kindness. And another thing I can´t stand from the blog is when she went all "if I overreacted". She was totally minimizing her own fault there, but it´s just a little piece of a gigantic puzzle where Dorinda is nothing like the logical, classy lady she claims to be in her blog. I hope Bethenny and Ramona are on team Heather in this lame, manipulative fued of hers, otherwise I´ll just give up (kidding, but still).

I was on the cusp of writing exactly this! I think this is what makes Heather special, she´s not fake in any way. I find her generally one of the more likable housewives but she also annoys at times. I like some HW´s for their fakeness, when it makes them look silly or crazy, that is entertainment, but it needs to be juxtaposed with the realness of a Heather sometimes too. Luann has made a character out of herself , the countess, and that is the thing that makes her interesting. I don´t think she would have been as fun to watch if she hadn´t done that. Dorinda is probably a p**cho like Aviva deep down. She has displayed some hints of that, like when she was having lunch with her boyfriend. She comes across as so real and together and then looses it because of some non-issue that not even Ramona herself would notice. It´s not looking too good...

Whiny, gothic, angst, crying, fake-crying and castles. It´s making the wrong-reasons viewer actually feel bad.

Dear Heather, do you want to know what´s fancy? Ummm, it´s basically not going on and on and on and on, and on, about being so "fancy".

I´m only on episode 10 and just wanted to say FINALLY we got enough Mark Francis! I love him, and like some others here I have begun to appreciate Victoria a bit too. It was so fun to see him planning a party and making up some riddle for the unwashed to solve if they wanted to get in. I wish Mark Francis could get his own show, it could be about him doing all kinds of things, talking about them, how to do them right etc. And part of it could be a talk show (I know it´s too much to wish for).

This show is so boring, I´m struggling to be bothered watching it. I guess it´s supposed to be very good and quality tv and whatnot but that´s not what makes me love or even just like a show. I need something to care about and a good exciting mystery to unravel. As this episode drew to a close I actually thought "was season 1 this bad but only saved because of the two lead actors and their characters?" and then I remembered that no, that season had a mind-blowing mystery and just everything that makes for good tv. This episode was almost as boring as the first one, RM and CF had a good scene in the car, everything else was blah. And then Colin Farrel gets killed (?) by some masked weirdo (who would have been cool doing everything but that). I think I´m, mostly, out.