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Ain't nobody want to look at a naked hairy ass while cooking and serving them their dinner.

I prefer Christmas in the Berkshires.

She definitely said that. She said she will stand there and chat but will NOT take a pic.

Which is going to be in Charlotte, NC! Yayyyyy, I love NC! I hope there are not as many douchnozzles in my favorite state....

That look on his face told me he was wishing she would just shut the hell up! Her blathering on was too much. Mary Sunshine tries so hard to not rock the boat with this guy. Nope, there will be no living together or getting married for Mr. Chris. He wants his space and as long as she's happy with motorcycle rides, camping trips and the occasional obligatory family get together the relationship will do just fine. Frankly, If I was at that age and had Amy's financial freedom and it was the second time around for me, that type of relationship would suit me just fine.

And all the Housewives reunions and the 90 Day Fiance reunion....

Luke, sweetie. You are gay. Nothing wrong with that. Stop fighting it. Stop lying about it. It's 2019, not 1919. There is no other reason in the world why you feel sad and sick after sex with a woman.

As a realtor, I see too much clutter in that house. It could have sold a lot quicker. Rule #1 when listing your house. De-clutter. Rent a storage space if you have to and put your personal stuff in there. You want it to look like there is as much space as possible. And move the TV away from the front window. And clean out your garage so you can fit at least one car in there. Good lord.

Maybe not so nervous but the constant kissing really gets on my nerves. They said that their friends at the campfire started dating when Chris and Amy did but you don't see them hanging all over each other. It's so annoying. Stop selling the relationship. We get it. You're dating.

This season is a 100% failure. BRAVO should make them all work for free next season.

So basically I'm going to assume nothing has changed with her. I haven't watched since the slurring/shoulder lie/long hiatus lie. Not even the guest hosts. But....I do come here every day for the snark and I do read up on the latest news on Wendy, although it seems the news has died down somewhat.

Yesssssss Kate going in on Luke and giving zero fucks! Correcting every lie that came out of his mouth. "I don't believe a thing you say"! Tell it, girl! Kevin Fraser is the Best. Host. Ever. Calling Puke, AJ and Will out on their shit and not giving up until he got answers, no matter how uncomfortable. I love that the girls are all still friends.

Give Wendy some grace? Nahhhh

Mitch and Aspyn were there helping with the move, I saw a quick shot of them in Flag when Kody was giving one of his speeches. Mitch has really put on the pounds, too, but at least he was there to help.

Well, Jax did and also gave Lisa the finger. Then got his job back.

Carl can't hold down a job. Surprise. Hannah is naturally pretty and plenty feminine. Who the heck does fake face Lindsey think she is? Oh, right, Hannah needs to bleach her hair, buy some boobs and teeth and pile on the makeup, then maybe Lindsey will approve. I guess it's only ok for Kyle to get shitfaced when Amanda wants to get shitfaced. Otherwise, no bueno, Kyle.

Stassi ends up apologizing to Beau. Infuriating. I can't with this guy. Talk about gaslighting.

I'm curious about the big, ugly house they left in Utah. You know, the one they had to flee from in the middle of the night which traumatized their children? Did they sell it or let it go in to foreclosure? I remember they had a very difficult time getting financing for the Vegas homes because their credit was so bad.

That was sad. Walking down those stairs, too. I give him props for trying to do something for Christy that she would like. Todd was doing well with his weight loss but looks like he is gaining again.

I think the reason Kim keeps such a close eye on Kanye is because she knows he's bipolar and doesn't consistently take his meds. He can go off the deep end at any time as we have seen multiple times. Kim keeps using the excuse that he's a "free thinker" and a "genius". Ok, Kimmy. Whatever gets you through your babysitting responsibilities. I can't stand Kanye but have to admit he has a million dollar smile. Those new teeth look great on him.

Randall was standing at the foot of the bed and said "It's Randall. It's your son Randall". Then he turned to Nicky and said hello. I don't think it's Kate. Although something happened with her. I'm thinking she and Toby divorced.

I noticed the Vanessa foot kissing, too. He acts as if he is madly in lust with Vanessa and then all of a sudden remembers he has another 'wife" he needs to pay attention to. Slimeball.

Janelle is a terrible mother. How do you not know your son hasn't done diddly to pack up his room? Does she pay no attention at all? Even the day of Maddie's wedding she wanted to leave and go fishing by herself that morning instead of staying close to Maddie. Talk about no fucks to give.....

And smart. Throwing all kinds of perfect shade at Dimitri's intentions.

The makeup artist did a great job of making her look near death.