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IMO, either restart with new "experts" for season 4 or cancel it altogether. As it is now, it isn't working, the "experts" ain't shit and there's only been two successes out of it.

They need a Bachelor that hasn't basically lived at a gym for the last 5 years. This way, they won't lose their tits over seeing a shirtless Bachelor doing anything ("behold Bachelor Ben beheading boars bare-breasted" "*crowd explodes*)

1. OK, women who complain that they're not getting enough attention from the Bachelor need to piss off. They INTENTIONALLY joined this show (there's no ISIS motherfuckers pointing a sword at their head telling them sign up for this now! Death to America and all that jazz.) and should've known that they were on a show where a guy kisses 25 women and likely fucks about half of them, let's be honest. 2. If you live in the damn US, you should know what all 50 states are shaped like. At least they're not Canadian, where there's 8 provinces, two territories and most of them are massive.

Yeah, if he gets far, they'll be on an episode of Divorce Court lol

If you give that kid who sang Cash a good decade more of voice lessons, he'll come out an operatic baritone. He has the voice quality for it. Not what I was expecting. There's been an overall increase in actual talent... probably because it's the final season, but oh well. More later.

I agree. I can understand Ashley wanting time to devote to her studies - as a college student who recently switched majors. But you are spot on. If this show becomes the piece of bison testicle last season was, I'll just stop watching.

New shitshow! *does the hora around a burning effigy of Chris Harrison* OK, first of all: If any of these girls are concerned that the man they signed up to be with is falling for other women on a show that actively promotes this, y'all ain't shit. Get outside and go be monogamous, damn it. I have an innate softspot for redheads and on a scale from 1-10 in terms of attractiveness, they're like a 92. Therefore it breaks my heart Fucking shit - what if the final 2 is between the twins? How much of a crapbag would that be? I'm worried the losing twin would bust a cap in the other one if that happened.

http://i.imgur.com/MM5Xgnr.png Here's a follow up from the show: Rachel and CW are divorcing. Glad she realized what was best for her.

I don't blame him. I couldn't be around someone like Sam for six weeks. By week 3, I'd claim that I wanted to be a monk for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and use that as an excuse to leave.

Understatement of the year, mate.

Yep. That's how they treated the media abortion that was season 2... and that certainly worked out rather swimmingly. The only season where this has actually worked and gotten places is the first season. Jason and Cortney are this show's version of Kelly Clarkson or Trista Rehn (the first Bachelorette - married the longest), aka people who in the early vestiges of their reality show, got really lucky while everyone else failed.

I agree. These "experts" don't know shit. Sometimes passive vs. direct works, but fuck me, it's as if he married a bag of cocaine with legs.

Neil looks like a giraffe. Like, if they wanted to make a movie about a giraffe for no reason, they could hire Neil and just tell him to run around, make giraffe-esque noises and boom, you got a movie.

Matching people because they looked sexy together is how you cast a porno, not decide a marriage. I agree about the experts.

I sold a $7 of rum to the guys next door for $10 yesterday. Watching Mark makes me want it back. He treats her like property. Fuck Devar for wearing a white tux, those things belong at high school proms and nothing else. They're atrocious. Carolina looked gorgeous and I'm glad Fernando's mom is kinda kosher with it.

Man, I love that Giovanni Ribisi participated in this. Anyway, these couples really do sound great. I want these couples to succeed.

It's pretty much just Mormons that go to their bishop beforehand and get recommended that can get inside the temple. It's an issue that divides a lot of Mormon converts.

Kyle and Noon are adorable and so are Josh and Aleksandra. I want these two to last forever. I will have a fucking aneurysm if I have to see or talk about Mark, so I hold my peace. Fernando is just weird and their relationship will crumble.

FUCK Mark with a fucking Amtrak fucking sideways. Damn. Cannot believe how he's basically forcing Nikki into signing the prenup and forcing her into marriage. There's enough bullshit in what he's doing with her to legally invalidate this façade (marriage is legally a contract and contracts require the consent of both parties - what's lacking on Nikki's part). She needs an annulment, has the backing to get one, and fast. And Mark needs to go to prison.

"Fernandito", the diminutive form that is used very, very often in Spanish. Children growing up in Spanish households will hear the diminutive form of their name used more than the actual name, hahaha

What Fernando's mom thinks and says about Carolina is completely real. Hell, it's happened with my family. My family is Dominican and I hear similar things like what his mom said from my own parents about other parts of Latin America (e.g., Colombians, Mexicans, Salvadorans) and even other Dominicans. It's gotten to the point that I've been more than encouraged to date and marry outside Latin America.

Isn't Jason's job tied to him living within the boundaries of NYC?

Yeah, it wouldn't work for two reasons: The environment she's in and where she lives. Rexburg, Idaho is to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints what Crown Heights is to Judaism. Those kinds of things probably just don't exist there and even if they did, her friends would be wont to Mormon guilt and habits.

UUGGGGH shit. If it turns out he's courting a fucking minor, I'll be sick. This guy. This guy. Why is is he on this show? I know its TLC and The Leper's Channel has a new controversy fucking every 45 minutes and absolutely no one that goes on this channel is sane, but this is too much.

Russia is a massive, massive country of many cultures and like, 14 time zones, so it could be different where she's from.