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Hopefully this is an actual legitimate desire to have a kid and not a way to rectify anything.

Our Lady of Perpetually Shite Advice, based on the success of their marriage. There's nothing in Taylor and David's marriage that anyone should want. Neither with Ben and Vicki. The couples on Married at First Sight were better and that show is a colossal failure.

There's a reason why I'm very very wary of people that get fuckin knocked up the instant they get a high school diploma. This is why. You people are making negative six an hour and are putting a lot of that towards rent. Especially Travis and Brianna, who live in an LA suburb. Even a condemned studio that smells of piss is like, $2500. They need to not die in a car crash on the way to the realtor because Joey fell asleep at the wheel...

There's a reason why I'm very very wary of people that get fuckin knocked up the instant they get a high school diploma. This is why. You people are making negative six an hour and are putting a lot of that towards rent. Especially Travis and Brianna, who live in an LA suburb. Even a condemned studio that smells of piss is like, $2500.

I went to high school with a lot of couples that got married right after. None of them went to college and most of them did it because someone got pregnant. Woo, class of 2012!

Travis, you look like you smell like a trashcan. Get an annulment, this won't work. @PupCal, I don't know why. I went to high school with those kind of lot. I swear they were all pregnant within a year of graduating.

I agree! I'm sure there's a 30-year old billionaire Orthodox Jew - Mark Zuckerberg if he were a baal teshuva (secular Jew that becomes Orthodox) - in a $3 million Park Slope brownstone that could get her what she wants. Not him!

The couple with the radically differing political views and the one with the lazy guy are fuckin toast. I give them both 3 years.

This show is really interesting to me because as someone who's 21, I can personally say that I would be in no shape to get married at this age. At all. I don't know how people do it.

What is it with people on shows about marriage generally being fucking twats? Mayur is obnoxious and treats Maneka like shit.

What the fuckity fuck, Chad. Dude isn't just on steroids, he IS steroids. If he goes on to ancestry.com, he's going to see "Steroid" along with whatever European mix he is. Also, Jojo's swing-dancing dress was adorable. Very '40s. And Chad saying he can tell what Jojo looks like through her dress? Dude. No. If someone can tell him that without getting broken into thirds, go ahead.

Oh, Taylor, oh, Taylor. Fuck her, man. What a revolting personality. I don't know what David sees in her and I don't know why they married. I'm going to hope that there was a positive pregnancy test in the mix somewhere. Ben and Mayur, too. Good heavens, this season has some revolting people who shouldn't be allowed near a ten-foot-pole from any woman or man.

Biggest shitshow on the entire planet. Man, that would be some repulsive television

Breaking news: The chaplain - Greg Epstein, is leaving, too. Check his Twitter. That makes all but 1 leaving the show.

Yes, yes, yes, Jason and Cortney were a MASSIVE fucking fluke and I'm not even joking, they may be the only good thing the experts ever did for this show.

OK, I'd bet the farm that Sam and Neil are getting back together. "Friends", mi culo. Edit: Ashley, what the fuck? What's with all that makeup suddenly? Is there a pre-show Sephora burglary we don't know about? Edit: Oh, fucking shit. *flips table and walks out*

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This show is finished if a majority of contestants can't stay together

yeah, I agree Neil and Sam might've had good moments but most of it, liike this show, was shitty

I would send a condolence letter to anyone that wanted to actually be married to her.

Ashley and David decided to split. In other news, water is fuckin' wet.

I agree I hope Tom and Christina find happiness. Shitty what happened to the other couple, though.

If only one couple stays married, this show is a failure and should be cancelled.

That's two people from the same fucking season. That is terrifying.

As soon as she said her husband was spending time with other people, I knew the ending. I immediately assumed "yep, he cheated". Is that weird?