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They should've handled Max better in the last two seasons. At ANY other school in the damn country, Max would've been expelled for his actions in it. Hell, if he were an adult, his life would basically be one giant restraining order. No parent should ever seem to almost accept his behavior like that and brush it off. The school did NOT need to happen. Kristina Braverman needed to not be so ambitious. Yes, she kicked cancer's ass, but then she runs for mayor and then starts a school. Where the hell are they getting all this money from? They live in friggin' Berkeley! (Average rent in the Bay Area is ~$3,000/mo)

I can't believe I'm saying this, with how completely buggered up this season was, but I honestly almost teared up. There's just something in me that felt... connected to them. I'm kinda sad.

Thankfully this is television, because someone like Max as a wedding photographer would easily ruin every wedding he goes to.

And especially when you consider that we're a month into the season. Like, that is more than enough time to discern that. If this is gonna happen every time, I'm all for having each season only have 15 girls and having it over by President's Day at the absolute earliest.

Chris Soules is somewhat decent at dancing. Farmboy might have a chance at DWTS. That and how funny would it be that they promoted this movie like this and it turns out to be shitty?

I think it's Jamie driving the whole baby-wanting phase into submission and using the lingerie as a sign of that.

2012 called and it wants its catchphrase back. I'm worried she'll come out wearing a KONY 2012 shirt if this keeps up.

It isn't weird that...I kinda dig Chris and Whitney? I've gotten over that Chipmunkistani voice and it seems the two really dig each other. I like them. I think she'll go far.

If you don't get that your "boyfriend" is also kissing 25 other women then don't go on the bloody Bachelor! Go out into the real world and seek monogamy if it so disturbs you. I mean, shit.

If it weren't for the fact that Kimmel's late night show shoots 5 days a week in New York, I'd totally want him to host this show. Also, Jillian's ass. Wear some longer shorts for crying out loud! If this were a country where censorship goes out the window after a certain time, maybe. But primetime... Eww.

Any seasons where the couple go on to get married and last are my favorites, IMO.

Oh, I would buy an album of Ellen singing curse words into the microphone. I don't know why, but I just love her. I think if she finds a decent male voice, she could get a Civil Wars-type thing going and be phenomenal.

The blue-haired girl is giving off a major Regina Spektor vibe. EDIT: Girl with the kindergarten-esque voice can sing and she's really weird. But the WGWG (White guy/girl with guitar) phenomenon has got to stop. I'm worried that she's won the season by default. EDIT 2: Girl with deaf parents whose father can hear for the first time. Doesn't make it through but will probably come back next year.

They are an amazing couple and I'll be so sad if they don't succeed. I want them to last forever.

You know, I do have to wonder how Cortney and Jason can afford their apartments. I've always understood Brooklyn to be one of the more expensive boroughs.

Maybe they were split up earlier but invited to the live event months before, so they just went and made it seem like they were still together.

Based on all the snow I saw in the previews where they go to Chris's hometown, hell no. Those episodes were filmed in November. I live in Minneapolis, and believe me, it snowed like bollocks here that month. Iowa, too. Most places got at least 10 inches. They'd spend an entire episode driving 10 miles an hour up the Interstate in terrible traffic and even worse roads.

And so, Amy Adams was eliminated from The Bachelor.

Alissa has the most low-cut dress I think I've ever seen.

Aenea: It's always going to be on The Bachelor. The most diverse they'll ever get from WASP is either black or Jewish.

Nicole looks so much like Amy Adams, it's weird. If there ever is need for a biopic, I think we have our lead, hahaha. EDIT: That microphone feedback. Bugger, I think everyone in the house has tinnitus now.

She's like a taller Kristen Chenoweth without the singing.

Kaitlyn makes me very happy this show isn't shown live. The FCC would have a field day over her.

If that girl in the jeans also likes hockey, then she could pass for half the girls here in Minnesota. I'm dead serious. There's a lot of her type here. EDIT: Oh, Canada. And not in a good way.

Does she live at an organic supermarket? People gotta stop naming their kids after objects and whatever they're eating. The next kid's name might as well be a bunch of emojis.