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Just speaking candidly as a guy: I genuinely would not give a shit whether my future wife took my last name or not. It's a non-issue unless one really wants to. In Latin America where my ancestry is, we hyphenate the names.

Guam is not international! It's a US territory for God's sake.

Yes, yes, yes. If there were a Married at First Sight: In A Minnesota Far, Far Away where he could be with some blonde country girl from Minnesota, he would be it. He could be the non-twat Chris Soules.

Does Danielle have any sense of danger? Their next excursion may possibly be in an active war zone.

HOLY fucking shit, Nate. Nate, you ingrate piece of sh8. How did he get this far? Did he bribe the show? Offer to fuck someone? My goodness. It's like watching a law school flunk-out argue at the Supreme Court. Ashley and Anthony will make it. They're like Jason & Cortney or Zoe and the other guy from the Australian version. Cody and Danielle... ehh.

Same show that said "we paired them because they'd be sexy together". They don't think things through.

Dustin is an immature fuck. If this is how he thinks of marriage, a) he's probably cheated before. B) He's not ready for marriage. Rachel and CJ are divorced. I don't know about the other two.

Oh dear God. I feel like I repeat myself when I watch this show BUT: learn about the country before you move! Someone needs to fucking tell these people: "Either live with it or go home."

Something as weird as her - which means it's probably meth or something, IDK.

We're 25 minutes in and I already have thoughts on this fucking thing the size of a Tolkien novel.

Also this has to be said: Have a fucking plan or job lined up BEFORE you move countries.

Right now is a guy who's from the UK and moving to Poland. Fuck, by European standards, houses in Poland are big. Consider that in the UK, an 800 sq. ft house is considered average.

Proves that the "experts", even with 2 new ones, still don't know jack about matching people. A flaming bag of shit could do a better job.

I want to set this show on fire. Holy fuck.

Danielle is sickening levels of naive. Like, it's a miracle she's made it this far without being murdered by someone she trusted.

She dressed like she wanted to fuck her friend! What's up with that?

I'm getting very close to the point of saying this show should be cancelled. Like, I don't want a season 5 if these couples don't last.

Holy shit! That's all imma say about it. More at 9PM CST. In spoilers for the West Coast/MST/Alaska & Hawaii.

Indeed. We aren't one of those species who can only mate once than die, dang it.

ENOUGH with the "Next at Married at First Sight" fucking shit! Will they stay married or not, yes or fucking no? "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

I agree. You can count the number of actual superstars that came from American Idol on a hand. This show, when everything is said and done, will end up the same way. Maybe they need to not have legal marriages and save the license for when the experiment ends and they truly feel ready.

I just cringed like a stadium hearing the world's worst national anthem rendition. That's all I'll say for anyone who doesn't want to be spoiled. For fuck's sake, Derek.

The couple moving to Warwickshire, England: Dear Americans, from an American: England is small and cramped!!!! Detached houses are by far the most expensive houses there!!! If you want an American-size house, find a new fucking job and move to Kansas or something.

For a show that has been two seasons of colossal failure, I agree. Nick and Sonia could really successful. They could all be, really. This is the first time it can actually be said in 2 years!

No joke, if Chad ever killed someone, I wouldn't be surprised.