Stardancer Supreme

Yes. That was hella rude! We have to find him on social media so we can get his opinion of that photo. I'll bet it matches ours.

Courtney may be a wreck in person, but she photographs awesomely. She will make final 3 for sure. I don't care what Tyra says; no way was that Bello's best shot, looking like he got tangled up in the harness. That wasn't even a graceful ass shot! They practically telegraphed Ava's departure. I hope she gets rid of that mullet the second she gets home. Why are they pairing Mame with Mikey in the shoots? He's disgusting. I bet Justin has to wash him off of Mame before he kisses her. It was so cute when she told her mother about Justin and when she coached Justin through his shoot. I like them together. Ashley's photo was awesome. But she is just one bad photo away from elimination. Devin didn't annoy me this week. Mikey is disgusting. Nyle finally lost that dead face in his photos! Nyle is so handsome.

Lacey is fierce. She'll probably go home next. Mikey is such a dick. I would set his hair on fire if I had to live with him. And Ashley girl, since he took his bro Devin to a romantic dinner, you should stop canoodling with him asap. Courtney needs to suck it up and get a backbone. Stop that damn crying! Hadassah is so beautiful, but the camera doesn't like her. Also Dustin and Nyle. Devin is so much easier on the eyes now. Just keep your fingers out of your face!

I love y'all. You are my people! Throwing shade like it's sunny out here. *still laughing*

I had to watch the show on demand before commenting. I agree with Stefano's boot. He was annoying. Tyra kept commenting on the hair in the photos. Perhaps you could have had the photo shoot after the makeovers? Sigh. Bello really didn't need an extra pound of hair. Devin looked better. Ashley now looks like Tyra. The mullet should be outlawed immediately. I figured that they didn't shave Mikey because then he'd look like Dustin. Courtney would have benefited from a darker color. Nyle is so handsome in person, but so dead in the photos! The camera does not love him at all. Hadassah girl. You don't really look that different from before the shave. You do know that you could just throw your hair on that side to hide the shave, right?

Oh you know he has one. First of all, free Rachel! I came into this show late, so I missed the first few episodes. CW is totally that guy who treats his wife like shit and is relaxed and human-like with his mistress. I think he treated this exercise as an extended "recharge" session. The minute Rachel came back to him, he went right back into his previous behavior. Houston at least learned to appreciate his wife. Leah showed him what continuing to ignore Aleshia might happen if he didn't straighten up. And I will be damned if I will be married to someone who told me I was not allowed to go into any room in the house we lived in together! Seriously, I'm the type of woman who would have spent every waking moment in that room I wasn't supposed to be in. I'd even sleep in there. Danielle isn't that bad of a person; I figure that if you are a major Type A personality, you would not choose someone so laid back to be your lifemate.

This. Right. Here. I couldn't figure out why I couldn't stand Bello outside from the bitchiness he displays. Then I imagined Prince being in this competition and probably winning it even at his lack of height.

I noticed the amount of ink on these male models. Isn't that frowned upon in the modeling world? Or it doesn't matter if they can be covered?

It should have been done a while ago. Her husband will never forgive her for cheating. I think they are done as soon as this experiment is over.

Tyra's boyfriend is the photographer? I guess she can't get any professionals since she booted Nile. Hadassah's photo was hilarious to me because her body practically telegraphed that she wanted nothing to do with Devin, let alone being tied to him for the sake of a photo. They aren't looking at each other and she seemed to be straining in the belts to get away from him. Did he stink that day? I wonder about the strangest things on this show. Bryant. Who gives up a full ride scholarship for the possibility of a legit modeling career? Idiot.

Okay, Devin looked remotely better in those photos. But he looks freakish now! What the hell happened? Maybe Tyra can make him under to look like he used to look.

That was entertaining. I knew Devin and Bello was in, if only for the house drama. Line them and Mikey up for haircuts stat! That can only improve Devin's looks. Most of those hamsters that were cut I had never seen before. Bello was hoping for Dallas and I was like "Who is that? Oh, he's cute. Aaand he's out." Justin's crush on Mame is so adorable. And they look hot together. I refuse to believe that shot was their best one. I think Tyra should let us see most of those shots because by seeing them pose there should have been better ones. Or maybe video doesn't translate as well as photographs. Stefano's cocky ass should have gone home.

And judging by the preview for the next show, CW is straight out lying about the drinking he did with Danielle...

Hell, Jonathan and Drew look more like models than most of guys picked this cycle.

The editing monkeys are high on coke. That should have been a 2 hour show! I really want them to cut Devin, because he. is. not. attractive. He has a wonky eye and with his hair pulled from his face, he looks like a velociraptor. He is signed to Elite? Really? With that face? Bello is so bitchy. I also would like to see the relative that has those ice blue eyes. Mother, father, grandfather; I need receipts! I'm amazed that most of these fragile wannabe models still try out for this show knowing they will be surrounded by vipers. Introverts who have never left their parent's house or their city before need not apply! "I wanna be a model, but I can't be around other people! *runs away in tears*" Haddassah is soo pretty, but so damn bossy. Running down your likes and dislikes during a house meeting will not make the others hamsters like you. And Tyra is going to torture her in the Makeover episode, trust. Nyle and Justin are the only reasons I am watching the show this cycle. Yum.

Yeah. She could have saved her breath and just said, "Eff y'all. Evict me." But she might have been on to something with the reasoning that the HGs won't openly target Audrey because she is transgender. If they don't evict her in the next 2 weeks, I'll root for her to win it all!

Having just watched my first episode of this season (because real life), I've come away with this one thought; No matter what, the HGs are still slobs. The kitchen would give me nightmares! I saw that poor twin almost puke from the mess in the sink. Don't they have an automatic dishwasher in the house? If not, they surely need one. Surely they can get a more diverse variety of HGs.

Oh it was very mean. I took it as "Finally we get to see what happened to Benjen!", not using him to setup Jon to get stabbed. That's all I really wanted to know after the mystery of Jon's parentage; what the hell happened to Benjen?

This. And Olly going all "For the Watch". Now it might have been more powerful if he said "For my Parents". Hell, I could have written better dialogue in my sleep!

The main thing that really bothered me about this season was the pacing of the various storylines. Shit is just happening way too slow. The only episode that hit it out the park was "Hardhome". We've been waiting for winter to come for so damn long and finally, Winter.Is.Here. And all we got was a White Walker basically telling Jon "Come at me Bro!", then watching him sail away. So much for this yooge threat to damn near everyone up North. Are the White Walkers taking the scenic route? Can they build a damn boat so they can destroy the Wall already? All the other stories shouldn't mean a thing if you have a Zombie invasion practically outside your front gates. Stannis took forever to get to Winterfell only to get wiped out in minutes. Honestly, staying in one place long enough for your enemy to sabotage your camp was piss poor planning. All those sellswords and none of them was accustomed to North winters? I would have felt better if Shireen and Sylese had either fallen victim to Ramsay or died from the elements. That would have made more sense. Dorne. What a waste of a few good actors on a slow, shitty storyline. Dornish doesn't harm little girls, but will poison them! The Sand Snakes were a disappointment. Tyene poisoned Bronn, gave him the antidote, and for a final act, teased him with her kitty cat. What was the point? Would have made more sense to have Bronn stay in Dorne since this Snake took such a shine to him. And you can't tell me that Doran would just let his teenage heir go to King's Landing so easily. What, no raven service? No one to tell him that shit just got real in the capital? I don't mind suspending my disbelief since GoT is fiction, but this story just plain insulted my intelligence. ETA: Almost forgot about the continuation of the Worst. Kept. Secret. Evah. Even Myrcella knew that Jamie was her uncle daddy. She accepted it, told him it was cool, then dies in his arms. Jeez.

Well. I KNEW that Ellaria wouldn't let Myrcella go peacefully home. Damn. Now what about Trystane? Are they going to turn around and go back to Dorne or sail to King's Landing with Myrcella's body? The walk of shame was brutal, yo. I felt a little cheated since I wanted to know what happened to Tommen. Dothraki! Since they didn't immediately take her head off, I guess they may have recognized Dany as a former Khaleesi. I did laugh when Drogon shook her off when she tried to make him take her back to Meereen. "Get off me, Mom. I'm taking a nap."

Love this post! I'll bet they will tag along to King's Landing as well. I don't think that Doran will leave Trystane unprotected. Surely he has heard what happened to Cersei, Margeary, and Loras by now. According to the show, Oberyn has 5 illegitimate children. The 3 Sand Snakes are the 3 eldest, and Ellaria is mother to 2 of them. I'll assume the last 2 children are much younger than the ones we have seen.

I also wondering what in the world was Doran doing, sending Trystane into the vipers pit of King's Landing. Will Jamie and his motley crew get back just in time to see Cersei get what's coming to her?

This. right. here. They should have had Dany escaping the Harpies with Drogon in the middle of the episode and then showed Shireen meeting her end. Credits. Multitudes of GOT viewers in fetal positions on floors. Just like the previous Episode 9s.

I'm all for Drogon saving his mom, but what about Jorah, Daario, Tyrion, and Missandei? They are stuck in the middle of a coliseum full of roasted, pissed off Harpies! Ugh. I was expecting Ellaria to lose her head. The Snake sisters did give me a chuckle when Tyene slapped her sister in the face. "Was I slow that time, bitch?" I can't even summon enough outrage for poor Shireen. I didn't expect them to do it, but once the fire started... Sigh. It doesn't pay to get attached to anyone on this show.