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Mark my words....Aspyn and the tubby leprechaun will bring a sister wife into their house within the next 5 years.

Aspyn is a pretty girl but dumb as rocks. Listening to her for longer than 10 seconds makes me nauseous. She and the tubby leprechaun deserve each other. Within 5 years he’ll be looking for a sister wife. And did they really need to invite all the moms, leprchaun’s sister, Mariah and Kootie to the cake tasting? It was especially weird considering that they mentioned over and over again that they didn’t care about anyone’s opinion.

Don’t forget about the bindi on the forehead 🙄

Vanessa looks so much better without that make-up, specifically that bright red lipstick.

Must be nice to just say, “Hey, we had a lot of fun in LA last week on vacation. I think we should pack up our 3 young kids and move out there!” I mean, who does that? No job or housing prospects out there, but hey let’s move across country! And to make it even better, let’s drive from Georgia to California with 2 small children and a baby so we can sightsee!

Is there not a new topic for last night’s episode?

Unpopular opinion here, but Hannah (Mitch’s mom) annoyed me. So snooty and pretentious. Puke!

Nope. Mariah will wear a tuxedo or pantsuit. Can’t imagine her wearing a dress and actually attempting to look feminine.

Those eyebrows😖

Did anyone else notice Michael’s talons fingernails? I about gagged. Is it popular for men to have long nails? I don’t even want to think about the funk and grime underneath them 🤢

I watched some older episodes, before Mariah came out. She was blond and non-descript. Then she comes out and all of a sudden she dyes her hair, pierces her nose, dresses boyish and posts photos of her clutching a cup of coffee or slice of avocado toast looking pensive. Ugh. It’s like she googled “what does a hipster Lesbian look like?” Very strange that she changed so suddenly. I’m willing to bet that they both wear tuxedos at their wedding.

The Winders are just so awkward, particularly Kermit. Not just his voice, but his mannerisms. Is he a little “slow?” Watching him on tv is like watching paint dry. His wives must be a little dim to fawn all over him. I can’t help but wonder if he’s that boring in the sack. Does his Kermit voice turn them on? 🤮

Tony looks like a woman transitioning. There is nothing masculine or attractive about him whatsoever.

Kody’s hair...it’s baffling. He’s clearly receding in the front. The ridiculous ponytail, coupled with the pubic hair on his chin, plus the long gray sideburns— it only accentuates his hair loss. Ugh!! He can’t think that’s a good look, can he? He’s married to 4 women and not one of them thinks to pull him aside and tell him he looks like a douche?

I don’t see any real chemistry between Vanessa and the Snowdens. When Vanessa speaks, it sounds like she’s telling them what she thinks they want to hear. Dimitri had way more chemistry with Jocelyn. And Vanessa had more chemistry with that steak than with Dimitri. Every time I hear that Winder dude talk I swear he sounds like Kermit the frog. He seems “slow.” Maybe too much in-breeding. Both his wives are attractive and I can’t for the life of me understand what they see in that dweeb. The McGee husband is just a fat, gross perv. Where does he expect the other woman to sleep in that camper? Good luck, buddy. The Alldreges are the most normal of the families, but it’s pretty obvious that he’s the one who picked this latest bimbo. I can think of at least 2 glaring reasons ;)

And don’t forget...a car with a/c!

I don’t care for Roseanne Barr as a person, but I miss her character on the show. Sadly, The Conners is failing to keep me laughing.

Colt would look 10x better if he chose a different eyeglass frame. The ones he has are hideous.

Do they make a translator app for whatever the hell language Angela speaks?

Same thing with Pole last night. When he was arguing with Kareeny inside he was wearing one shirt, then it shows him wandering the streets in a completely different shirt.

I'm not sure I'd say that he's nicer. I think he just has a better way of controlling his anger. I think he's a liar, a scam artist and a manipulator who will do anything to get into the US.

Jesse and his love of "free refills." When Jesse and Darcy call each other "Babe" I can't help but think of The Office episode called "Dinner Party" in which Michael Scott and Jan say "Babe" in every sentence to each other. Barf.

I see this all the time on MTV's 16 & Pregnant. The broke, young, single teenage mom goes to a boutique-type baby store and is looking at strollers, car seats and onesies. Uh, why don't you go to Walmart and save probably 75% of what you'd pay at the boutique?

A few observations on the recent episode: 1. Can they at least try to be a little realistic? Who goes to a BOUTIQUE to buy underwear for little kids to take to preschool? I can't even imagine how expensive that would be for 5 of them. I cringed when it showed them putting the underwear on outside their regular clothes. All I could think of was how much they would stretch out the elastic. 2. When they go to Dale and Crystal's house.....jeez, Dale needs to watch what he says in front of impressionable children. He kept saying stuff like, "Don't piss on my carpet" and in general just spoke inappropriately in front of the young children. I think they even had to bleep out a few words, if I recall correctly, and this was when the kids were in the room. I know he thinks he's all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips, but I think he's pretty much a jerk.