Kiss my mutt

I guess when you have an ugly husband you have to brag to make up for waking up to that face every morning!

Not sure why Tristan is on there. He wasn’t a very well known cast member. I guess that’s all they could get. Good to see Henry looking so cute and dapper and getting laid. Oh and I’m gonna bounce now too!

Same, but my profile pic is “Mama” from the Carol Burnett show!

I absolutely loves this series and can’t wait for season four. It is well done and has really awakened my desire to ready my Bible more. I have a crush on Simon Peter. Oops, better repent, he’s married. Lol

Great, more titty trash.

I wonder if his frenemy Dr. Nassif did that that to Terry’s face!? Not sure how it’s possible to make someone like him uglier, but voilà as in keeping with Heather’s garbage French.

I think Jinger and Jeremy sent them a gift card because of the flack they’ve gotten for them not publicly supporting Jill’s book without actually having to support it. Lame, really.

Dom getting off the video chat, clueless that he was giving her the brush-off was hysterical. Gil likes classier women, like Myrla., not someone ratchet like Dom. You could tell he wasn’t impressed she only lasted eleven days. Not sure why Kristen and Shaq even met up in the first place other than her wanting him to tell her it wasn’t her, it’s him, when he basically told her in no uncertain terms that it was. She can’t take it that someone wouldn’t be all into her because “look at me”.

I won’t be watching anything with Dorinda. Yeah, she got her timeout but Tinsley is owed a meaningful aplogy.

Every time I see there’s yet another episode of this tired ass show, I’m like, “what now?!!!”

Wow! I guess she’s never heard of Taylor Swift, then!

Bragging about your worldly goods even if you mention Jesus is still bragging. And tacky af. Amen.

I’m starting to feel like I’m watching the same episode over and over. It seems like the same material. Michael is freaking me out. He’s so out there and acts so bizarrely. It’s really uncomfortable to watch. There was a family who had a youtube channel at one point that talked about giving a child back from an international adoption due to behavioral/physical issues. It was years ago and I can’t remember the channel or if it’s even still up. I was really into this in the beginning but I feel like I’m watching the Michael show now and it’s terrible.

His LinkedIn sounds more like a list of summer jobs.

Oh good grief! If these two get back together I’m going to eat my hat or whatever old people say.

These two just gross me out.

I wouldn’t mind a “tell all” when Chris finally dumps Nicole.

I can’t for the life of me understand how these troll farm fundies get such attractive wives.

So, Jazmin is “back on the streets”. That just sounds wrong. Lol

Looks like Kristin gonna swoop in any moment. Stay strong, Shaq!

I thought Pastor Cal was so rude when Shaq was walking away and he “he’s not going to get better”. You don’t know. Maybe he wants someone who has a little more depth. I’m glad he dumped her. He gets personally offended when couples don’t work out. Dude, you’re the one that picked them. Might want to work on that.

Grrr, I have a bad feeling Shaq and Kirstin are going to get back together. Just no. Quit while you’re ahead. Gina is such a bitch. Even after decision day, she can’t stop criticizing Clint. She’s acts like he took a dump in her oven or something.

Even if guns didn’t exist, I doubt any of these knuckleheads would send their kids to school, public or otherwise.

Do Rishi’s mom and uncle need assistance with daily living or is it primarily financial support?

I’m having a hard time even finding cute tops that aren’t cropped, so the tucks is the last thing I need. I might look at the glasses. I wear my readers on my head so much I have a grove in my scalp from them. Wow! No food items this time. That’s a first.