Kiss my mutt

I couldn’t stand the guest Shark. I had to guffaw when she told the pizza wine that they are too kitsch-says someone who sells cupcakes from a vending machine.

I’ve always thought Jeremy’s love was conditional on her acting a certain way, not pushing back, providing him with generous adoration and looking a certain way that he approves of. She is definitely not free.

I think Jenna goes for the “anti-housewife” look which I appreciate but she has such a beautiful figure for gowns.

Rachel seems too old for this show. She probably isn’t and it’s just I’ve seen too much of her. She sees kind of desperate. I don’t think Sean is going to stick around. I don’t remember about half of the girls and about a third of the guys. Olivia was the one who brought up the sucking toes business and Will wasn’t really feeling it but trying to go along with it as a joke by washing her feet. I’m not sure why she thought they were an item. I don’t think he owed her an explanation but what’s the point of coming over and telling her that. It just makes him look like an a-hole, or maybe he really is. I don’t remember him. Blake looks so much better. He isn’t borderline chubby or chubby anymore. He’s definitely got a lot of Botox in his face though.

Ouch, I feel so bad for Chris after Johnnie ditched him and hightailed it out of there especially after being so vulnerable with him and I really hope he doesn’t take that as rejection for what happened to him. I don’t think her number one is going to pan out.

I didn’t understand the whole “you’re like me, we’re the same” line of comforting Lydia did to Aaliyah. I like Lydia but she’s full on and emotionally needy which might scare some dudes off and probably has. I thought Renee was wearing a bathing suit until I saw her pants. Taylor reminds me of Micah too so I prepared not to like her, but she seems sweet. Stacy annoys me. She’s full of herself. I understand why Uche was upset with Aaliyah cheating but he came across very judgemental and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s he’s generally a judgemental person. I feel so sad for Chris. That’s a momental thing to carry around and isn’t as well understood as female sexual assault and to the point some people don’t think it can happen. Johnnie seems like a flake and I hope she at least honors the fact that he confided in her. Her upspeak drives me crazy. Does she use this in her law practice, like, I Object? I like Milton, he’s got a Lionel Richie vibe going on

I wouldn’t mind seeing the girls give Leah the side eye and cold shoulder and whatever else they’d throw at her.

Emily looks the best. It’s a very pretty color and flattering dress on her. Jenn-did she draw the short straw?

Yes and it breaks my heart.

So when Erin calls Ubah onto the balcony to talk, she says “Ubah, Come”. Seriously?

I have a feeling “phone-gate” is going to drag out all season. Erin’s sob story about being Long Jaw Silver”, oh cry me a River. Just make a show about Jenna and her friends.

Wonder how long it will take until Barry gets a love interest cause he’s totally feeling his new man physique.

JT is such a try hard trying to fit in with that group. He needs Shep to shine on him so he feels important. Taylor needs to go back to go back into being an orthodontic assistant and not hang out in bars in a sleezy dress trying to sell that stupid drink to douche bros. She’s better than that but I think she wants to make Shep jealous. Her parents need to come get her and take her back to church! Lol

It’s only a matter of time before someone is killed or kills someone. Try that for a storyline.

How horrendous. I can’t believe I ever though he was a great guy.

Good points. I wondered if Violet took an ovulation test and then had to bum rush Riley to sleep with her. The timing and immediacy looks very suspicious. Maybe she found out she was pregnant too and needed to seal the deal. Maybe Immigrant officials saw her on this show and looked at her wrong. I’m not sure Jasmine knows half the time what she is fake crying about.

Can someone tell me who that guy was with Olivia and her sister? Was that their brother? Thank you.

And hope it’s not too chilly in the bathroom! If Jeremy need that much accountability to keep from straying, it’s only a matter of time. Burdening Jinger with this responsibility while telling her about women that catch his eye is demeaning No wonder Jinger is constantly relentlessly hung up on her diet and trying to improve her “hotness” level for him.

It’s supposed to say own! AC gremlins hard at work!

What in the world does Pat see in Madison that she took her on as a project? Something of herself maybe? Madison is low rent and trashy.

I guess production asked Paige to sweeten up because now she’s upset she doesn’t have any friends after several years of acting like she couldn’t care. Maybe Craig should be talking to the girls. Taylor is so embarrassing to watch. She’s beating a dead horse that was like that to begin with. Shep is gonna shep, even on you.

Who is that little boy in the last photo?!

The news about the uterine rupture was scary. If she had a hole that big, wouldn’t it be hard to carry again? I didn’t read Jinger’s fluff piece but this sounds pretty interesting. I’m on the fence especially since thing are discussed so we’ll here, though I’d like for her book to make more than Jingers.

You’d think Ethan would be done with the cars by now. What did he do during the hiatus?

Right? I don’t get this either since she this isn’t her first exposure to Indian family culture.