Kiss my mutt

Okay, now this is funny!

Heather is not even close to being as cute as she thinks she is. Tyler looks like shit

Unless I’ve blocked it out, this has got to be the worst season ever. Matt needs to practice kissing his pillow some more, he’s so gross. I hope they throw Heather to the wolves. She’s thinks she’s got this one in the bag.

I thought Matt was going to pull an Arie and have both teams stay like he did on his bowling group date

That resort name always makes me think of nematode

I don’t remember there being a Pieper on this show and I rarely know who any of these musical guests are.

Wonder if Heather lost her V card. Was she the one that never kissed a guy or am I imagining this? These dates are BORING! Who is Matt out with? Is that Bri? Another falling in love rose! Serena is one of the least attractive with her stank face. Hope she’s gone soon.

I was gonna make it my tramp stamp! I’m sure new girl has been in quarantine this whole time, Chris isn’t even trying to act surprised. You know it’s a bad season when six weeks in we don’t even know who most of these people are!

Atta boy!

I’d rather sleep on a mattress on the floor with a guy that loves and treats me right than sleep in luxury with a fat fuck face douche tool like him. It’s hard to respect someone who puts up with that no matter how sweet she comes across. Her parents must have to bite their tongues about him. He makes her look bad.

Haha! With on-site daycare!

It seems too early to even pick a bachelorette. I don’t feel like I know anything about her beyond the dildo. Yes, I think she’ll be like Jillian but Jillian had a great personality and after she did her season she got plastic surgery because people were calling her hot dog nose so it affects her a lot. I liked her old nose better. I wish Ed never would have come back. She is also similar to Ashley because a lot of guys were disappointed it was her. I think she had a tendency to get friend zoned a lot but I can see her being a decent bachelorette out of the current cast members.

Wasn’t Mikey the guy on Desiree’s season who was bragging about how he and one of the other guys were going to rent a yacht and get a lot of Chicago pussy and then couldn’t understand why he was sent home? Whenever I start to feel bad for him I remember how douchey he was. Juelia looks a lot different from how I remembered her. She and Amanda, the other single mom I remember bothered me with their talk about their kids being so important but do multiple stints on these shows especially when there is no money involved other than maybe having a presence on sm that might give them a few sponsorships. It just doesn’t make sense to me as a mother. Same for the dads on these shows. Great role models.

Show of hands, how many of you, if a guy told you he wasn’t attracted to you, after he hit it twice, would keep giving it up for him? Just me? She needs some self respect. She’s going to keep boinking him until he finds her attractive? Maybe sex has been her mo for keeping guys interested in the past? I have a hard time reconciling this with her insistence that “It’s all in God’s plans” because it absolves her from any agency in making better decisions. Chris is a piece of human trash, but come on, girl, do better!

I was bummed they didn’t have a new episode this week! I wish they’d change the rules so that the non hustlers would have to answer the questions truthfully. If everyone is lying then what’s the point?

Working is just for us schlubs, I guess! 😂

I sure hope so.

I’m haven’t heard any thing that would have even cued me in that she had ever been deaf, but I don’t have any experience with it so it may not be obvious to me.

Hannah B wasn’t exactly coy about who she slept with, how many times and where, so I can’t imagine ABC suddenly deciding it’s too much. I think it was more of a joke than a statement on masturbation.

I keep forgetting that. She just seems a lot younger to me than Elliot so I overlook that they’re essentially the same age.

I don’t know if Chris does even, unless it gives him an opportunity to cry. That actually crossed my mind too. I’d love to hear “uncurated” feedback from his students. I jumped for joy when he was dismissed and Cat got her place in the final. Elliot has been my pick from day one. He’s only had one misstep in my unlearned opinion. I just get what he’s doing and I am probably a bit literal than interpretive in the art world and his whole “random British guy” demeanor was disarming. He doesn’t take himself too seriously unlike Chris who has pretentiousness pouring out of his pores. I really hope Cat’s eyes don’t abbreviate her career and expression of her talent too much. I’m impressed at her chops considering how young she is and doesn’t have the educational cred.

Did they shame Chelsea for being a hairdresser? I can’t remember.

Working hard ie mommy makeover. I actually don’t think her body is anything extraordinary, though the best on this show.

I swear, Chris could say he shot a man in Reno (Las Vegas) just to watch him die and his parents would find a reason to excuse his behavior and exult him for being a “god fearing man”. Let’s just hope Paige won’t go down this path for much longer.

I’d rather him have a menial job while he’s working toward completing his education, than someone like Jeremy who fancies himself above an honest day’s work living the life of a grifter and playing pretty boy on the ‘gram. I pivoted quite a bit in my life so I can’t throw any shade on that. He’s still plugging away and has shown he can actually graduate and hold down a “real” job in the past before JB got his hooks in him which he’s extricated himself from. I can’t assume I understand the inner workings of someone’s inner thought life but for all intents and purposes, Jill and her boys appear to be in a much better place.