Oldernowiser

Where do I get a permanent one of these gauzy, soft focus, rosy pink Instagram filters to wear in real life? When I look at that it feels like either she is three drinks down or I am...and possibly both.

She wasn’t likable, IMO. She shows up, yanks a hair out of Luke’s head and it was downhill from the jump. She was weirdly self-assured...like a young Paris but without the entertaining viciousness and underlying vulnerability. In order for that to have worked at all they should have made her someone you actually liked to see show up. Like Lane, for example. It was impossible for me to get past, “here’s that actress who’s supposed to be Luke’s daughter.” (Fast forwarding.)

Check out the JRod’s oldest girls “store” on Etsy...they still don’t have any scissor skills and they’re teens.

But how do they fill the coffers when nobody has a real job, the wives aren’t allowed to work, and they all have ten kids to feed?

He’s home now. You’re a great dog mom...no surprise there!

He’ll have two kids before he could legally drink. It’s obscene.

Do we have a pool on when the two sides of his bald temples will meet at the top of his head? I’m guessing in about eight months.

Nah. Now Jeremy would definitely say that...or think it. At this point, I suspect Jinger is more silently thinking, “Who gives a shit? I haven’t slept in three months, you selfish ass. But hey, it’s all about you.”

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Okay, can someone please please provide some guidance as to how these damned things are numbered? It seems like there are three versions (at least) and Netflix isn’t calling anything a “season,” they’re numbered “collections” that don’t seem to have any relationship to how the “seasons” are numbered, including here. I occasionally trip over the episode I wanted to read about here but it’s a complete coincidence. It’s driving me crazy. Anyone with a GBBO to Viewing Moron conversion table handy?

Okay, so I watched the last episode. No Christopher, no April, no Logan or Jess...hooray. Too much Taylor, but happy endings at long, long last. All good. Do I watch the sequel or will it destroy my current happy place? To be clear, Rory can do whatever. Fine. But I am NOT NOT NOT up for yet another Luke/Lorelai breakup. Not. I will leave them in the diner in my mind framed by twinkle lights and smiling at each other forevermore. So...opinions?

Also Nathan’s hands are on the imaginary bump under her hands, but they’re hard to see.

I think it might be distortion from a wide angle shot? Nathan’s upper arm looks like he’s been weight lifting for Jesus and his head looks smushed. That and I think Nurie’s doing the Fundie I’m So Pregnant Stance (patent pending) where they push out their bellies, arch their backs, and pull their shoulders back. Normally she’s pretty hunched over.

@Pinke, I wasn’t clear. What I was trying to say is that it IS bullshit that anyone has to be subjected to a dick pic when they’re just trying to find a nice person to possibly have coffee with. I thought I made that clear when I called it criminal, but my use of the word “call” may have been interpreted as “call out.” Not what I was saying. And at this point, I really, really vote for a subject change?

Hey, I suspect in flasher circles they call that a two-for-one. 🙄 Freud was an interesting guy with some pretty insightful theories, but wow, did he ever miss the mark with the whole “penis envy” thing. Gimme a break! Okay! Subject change? All in favor?

Well, I don’t haul out “back in my day” too often, because it’s just asking for an eyeroll, but this used to be called indecent exposure and was, you know, a crime. Now it’s just a potential part of the online dating experience? In my day, we would call that bullshit.

The right to tell other people what their rights are! I hope JRod has a very bad evening.

Aren’t these the same two who sourced that article about how poorly TLC was treating them and incredibly in demand they were elsewhere? And as if anyone would notice their absence. They’d probably get more air time FaceTiming in to yammer platitudes at the happy couple anyway.

In a just and kind world, those people would only ever be matched with each other.

Dragging an exhausted Jinger, a pissy Felicity and a fractious newborn on a plane in a pandemic. I can only imagine the joy of their fellow passengers. Why can’t RFP stay home with the children for a couple of days while Jinger gets a break and goes to the wedding? Oh, right, because Jeremy. They’ll lie about her age? Just guessing.

Yes, but does that ever work? Is that ever the most important (or only) criterion? Because anything else someone might have on their profile is pretty much obliterated...look, he graduated summa cum laude from Stanf...PENIS PENIS PENIS.

This is...dumb is the only word I can come up? Also maybe I’m an outlier, but I’m team Crunchy and couldn’t be more of an introvert if I tried...there are days when I don’t even want to talk to myself. Mr. Wiser is Team Smooth. So we have the utterly groundbreaking solution...drumroll...two jars of peanut butter. 😱 If this really is a “deal killer” for that many people, the human race should die out in short order.

She still looks super tired to me...

I’m sorry, but I’ve always wondered...in what universe does a dick pic actually work? While it certainly performs useful functions on occasion, it’s not exactly the nicest-looking part of the anatomy. Why do people do this? Some days being old has some real advantages...

How well does that pay? Asking for a friend.