Oldernowiser

Infamous and fictional...

I suspect Jinger is massively beyond giving a rusty damn about Babe’s SM posts, regardless. She has a toddler, an infant, and a narcissist’s ego to manage.

Slap a mustache, a custom-made Italian suit, and a venomous expression on that kid’s face and she’s the exact image of a former sociopath boss I had for a while. Gave me chills.

Wasn’t it his fondness for tarts that got him fired in D.C.?

Jeremy watched PBS???? Don’t tell Mac Daddy. He’ll schedule an exorcism.

Oh, @QuinnInND. I am so sorry. How absolutely awful. I send you an enormous hug and my absolute admiration for your strength in how far you’ve come. As for the letter...she can eat a shit sandwich. Burn it, flush it, and get back to your excellent life, already in progress. She doesn’t deserve to know you.

Yes, @Mindthinkr, have you been able to get your window fixed? And @QuinnInND...sparkling toilets aside, are you really okay?

Some days RFP acts as if he’s been replaced by a 50-year-old Doppelgänger...between the blazers, bowties and pocket squares, the rapid balding, and now he’s got a nostalgia thing going for Lawrence Welk? The Lawrence Welk show was last in syndication in 1982. Now I am not great with math but I am pretty sure RFP wasn’t born yet. This whole thing is just peculiar. OH. Now that makes much more sense.

I didn’t suggest they did. It’s pretty obvious they didn’t.

You know, Jill, if you’re going to continue to pretend your kids write these things you should at least change up the vocabulary a little. It’s not at all credible that every one of them would say the same exact four things every time...they are individuals. Officially. Up your game, crazy lady.

Because it drives up the click count. Beyond shameless...

He really missed his niche. He should have moved straight to LA after his soccer career blew up and found himself a wealthy older woman (or man) who would set him up in the style he so desperately wants. At that point, arm candy would have been a viable career choice for him.

This is just a bullshit clickbait tease about the dog, right?

I have to wonder what their Fundie community really thinks of this family. That woman has her arms around that poor child like she wants to snatch her up and save her...I wouldn’t be surprised if she gave her her roll. Do they put up with Jill’s histrionics and Shrek’s lumpen sanctimony just because they feel so bad for the children? This isn’t a community that trusts the government, so they’re not going to call DCS. But do they talk behind the scenes and try to make sure they get the kids fed somehow at least a couple of times a month? Do the women side-eye Jill’s lectures on having the Perfect Life For Jesus while her kids look like death warmed over? Or have they had skepticism and reality beaten out of them by adulthood?

You have a much, much longer attention span than I do!

Oh For Fuck’s Sake. I have fallen off the F-word wagon again. However, sometimes nothing else will do. Hey, Nurie. Your new eyebrows are crooked. You’re welcome.

If the window is tempered glass, if something had hit the outside pane hard enough to break the inside, the whole thing would have shattered. So it’s probably a defective piece of glass rather than someone trying to break in or even a bird. It’s late there, right? So also probably not a bird. I hope you can get someone out there first thing tomorrow....be careful, yes? Don’t go near that thing without glasses, shoes and long pants and sleeves. Yikes! You poor thing...

Oh, FFS.

Find out what it’s going to cost...it may be less than your deductible, in which case it’s out of pocket either way. Hopefully it’s just the glass that needs replacing. Any seismic activity near you?

Holy crap, are you okay?

Ah yes. Kitty Fritters. Then the dog wants to come snuggle up, give you a big kiss and tell you all about how delicious it was. Nervous Dog guards his vomit. Guards it seriously, even with me. So the only way to get to it to clean it up is to throw a treat (for the dog who obviously has an upset stomach) outside the nearest door and then close the door behind him. It’s really no wonder I have gray hair... To get back on topic... I am somewhat impressed Izzy is helping with poo patrol. It’s not going to last...it’s always “the dog will help teach our children responsibility” and then a month later the adults are doing everything. Usually the wife. Jill, Jill, Jill....what were you thinking?

Doing his little turn on the catwalk...

Hey, it’s Jeremy. They wouldn’t even be actual paper tracts...they’d be virtual tracts and by that I mean a single poorly designed web page with only links with 404 errors.

Those ears are so fabulous...

Or they were unreasonable enough to want actual payment instead of being satisfied with links on the Duggalo SM.