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What's that thing on Jennifer's lip?

Yep, I agree, I think Steven Jr thinks he's gonna get a reality show starring himself, wife and step-daughter. Not sure who'd actually WATCH it .... The new wife reminds me of one of those Life After Lockup women. She looks familiar?

WHAT??? TRav & Assley aren't the happy couple anymore? WTF?

LOVED how butthurt Austen got over Madison IM'g Danni's BF, while he had a threesome and Madison got all butthurt about that and paid him back. How OLD are these people?

Well, THAT was a shitshow dinner! But I have to say, YOU GUYS are hilarious! And Neurochick, you are on fire!

SO glad to see that Ramoaner & Sonja are doing their double duty again with the master bedroom thing! Arrrgghh... And... Dorinda is drinking! The before dinner drink! BIG! And Bethenny.... you always show up late. Lucky you ain't in the pool house! BTW, FABULOUS HOUSE!!!!!

Totally with you on the FARRAH WHEEL Calaphera! I even went one or two past you, thinking it'd be funny if they ALL got stuck! And I'm not even on painkillers! Hope you feel better soon. The brain trust is probably REALLY gonna give Camille the what-for when her freaking house burns down in the fire. I can JUST imagine how sympathetic they'll be since they were so sweet about her after her wedding.

Pao is truly a piece of work. It's an either/or situation. And she wins for some strange reason. Even though Russ is probably going to be the only one making $$$ after the baby gets here. I think she needs to learn how to get along wherever she ends up. Bloom where you're planted sister! I continue to have no words for that dingleberry Nicole. It sounds like May is about to start school and her mother has NO CLUE about where the kid's going to be LIVING; much less where she's going to school! DOAH! Andrrrrrrreeeiii and Libby are really a couple of do-nothings. All Libby can ever come up with is..... WORK FOR DADDY! LET DADDY PAY OUR RENT! Andrrrrreeeeii also now has the bright idea of doing remodeling work. Uh, HELLO? Isn't that what Daddy was complaining about while they were living in the FREE house? That Andrrrrreeeeeeii was going to WORK ON THE HOUSE? I mean, really. He's an ass. But, so is Libby. I think Larry's son is one of the smartest young men I've seen. I think somebody must have done a lot of things right with him!

Come on over here on my seat on the bus to hell, persnickity1! I'm right there with you! And Hannah 94, TURD BURGLER???? OMG! HILARIOUS!!! I'm adding this to my vocabulary STAT!

First of all, thank you druzy for the info re: MJ's previous paramours. Second, I'm soo impressed with Pumpkin and Josh. Especially Pumpkin. So much so that I'm going to refer to her by her given name... Lauryn. There aren't too many 19 year old sisters of 13 year olds; who would take the reins and GO with their younger sister. She deserves our kudos and prayers! Third, I'm really put off by the whole "dating abuse" PSA's being shown over and over. This is NOT DATING ABUSE! This is DRUG ABUSE! I mean, seriously. DATING? Those two live together! And just because Geno is an asshole, the fact remains... Junebug went along with his bull! JMHO, I'm seriously concerned about Alana and how she fares vis a vis, the obvious upcoming court battle over her custody. Seeing the dingleberry Jennifer say, "We're gonna FIGHT for Alana" just gives me the shivers. Oy! What a shitshow. If WETV can pull this out and show some empathy and real caring for a 13 year old girl, that would be good. Not sure they're capable of it. But I've been wrong before. Fingers crossed! And prayers seriously, for Alana and Lauryn. Oh, and Jennifer? Girl, you need not wear shorts THAT short on my TeeVee again. And maybe you might think about losing some more weight and have some KNEE surgery. Just a thought.

Neurochick and Keywestclubkid, ya'll are KILLING me tonight!!! HILARIOUS!

Yep, that $6600 rental... Seems like she's getting ripped off! And whoever said it upthread was right! She could definitely BUY something for that price a month and she'd actually have something to show for it .... LATER. Weird. Plus, the girl needs a GOOD stylist and actually take their advice! Doesn't she work at a clothing store?? You'd think she'd be able to find someone there who could give her some better ideas on what works! With that hair, too! I'm not at all buying the whole Whitney sex thing. It just seems production driven. IF that really happened, what the bloody hell?

So I'm late to the yakk but just a few thoughts. Was it just me or did Mauricio seem STONED at that dinner? What the holy hell was he talking about at the table? Dorito and the rest of the dunces are STILL not getting it. Guess they never will! Maybe if someone draws them a picture? Camille's house, dress, wedding were all absolutely lovely. I'm happy her Mom was able to wrest herself from the hospital, fly for HOURS and still end up at her daughter's wedding. That little red clown car they drove in to the wedding???? WTF?? It was cute (the car) but seriously; it was a PERFECT metaphor for the idiots who haven't a CLUE, can't CATCH a clue, wouldn't recognize a CLUE if it kicked them in the leg.... Jeebus! Dumb. Dumber. Dumbest. Really Dumb. Extremely totally completely DUMB!

AND got Fercasha some braces, too! He must actually be an idiot IRL because there's BOUND to be some nice NC girl who would actually LIKE being in Lumberton and MIGHT be over 18! Just sayin'. He really needs to cut the whole cord. Once and for all.

I'm with you bronzedog! What's up with Michael and the whole yap at Uncle Lumpy's party? And before that, with Juan at the wedding? Just confusing. Robyn, all that coloring in your hair is not your friend. It looks totally fried and weird. Please find somebody, some wig, some weave, that can help you. Just go ahead. It'll be fine. Case in point: KAREN HUGER! Her wigs are ridDONKulous! Candiace is just a spoiled brat and I'm already tired of her bullshit. You can throw a $200K wedding but you can't even go on a honeymoon. You are stupid. Seriously stupid. Giselle girl, one of these days, somebody's gonna treat you the way you treat them. It's gonna be a JOY to see you figure that out.

Yep, we got the Coltee dinner, followed by whatsherface saying she wanted to look like a "Hollywood movie star"... Followed by her visit to a Botox chick who charged $475 for a lip filler job, which whosit got after saying to Coltee" You don't pay for this, no more BJ's for you!" So, Coltee got her some lip filler stuff. She wants to go back after he gets his next paycheck. DOAH!

Oh yeah, I forgot about Libby and Andrrrrrrreeeeiii. He is an ASS! But so is she! "Daddy, I don't want to live in the free house your provided, Andrrrrrreeeeiii and I want to live in an apartment instead. And Daddy, can you pay for that too??" What a tool.

Pedro's been paying for their new place, he ought to be able to stay there for a while! Assley is just a total nutjob. She needs to let Jay go back to Jamaica! Now here in the Central timezone, we have the other ones. The British guy... That goofy guy that works for McDonald's in Florida...

You sure hit the nail on the head there Armchair Critic!

Well, that was a shitshow! I have to say, Jennifer and that RED dress.... Uh, could she have picked another color for cryin' out loud?? She still has some weird hair. Junebug is a nutjob. It's GOOD that Pumpkin has Alana living with her, otherwise, I guess the kid would be living with SugarBear and Jennifer?? Crack is whack. I don't see any redemption arc coming. I see something really crappy happening. Maybe it'll be prison. That might be the best outcome. Then when Dumb & Dumber get out, they can go on the Love after Prison show. I just don't know. Other than it's really really bad and sad.

She's such a JOY to be around! If I were Justin, I'd have to stay high too. Just sayin'. Trying to figure out how they've managed to get to Tennessee in TWO frickin' days! FROM OHIO! They aren't going to make it to Houston for at least two more days! Oh yeah, that's right...... It's Dr. Now's fault! ALL OF IT!

Oh shit, she's gonna die all right! But then again, we ALL are. Come on Desiree, live your OWN life!

This COW is soooo just repulsive! That poor daughter!

That whole hairbrushing just killed me! Even now, reading everybody's reaction to it, just makes me HOWL! I'm dying laughing!! The rest of it... That stove in the bedroom WAS weird but maybe it gets so cold up there, you can turn the stove on to warm up! OR make yourself some soup! Who knows.... Just strange. Ramoaner and Mario... ugh. Tinsley: Ignore your Mother's pressure! Live your OWN life. The whining is getting old but I am sooo sorry about the pup. That is awful. Dorinda: Stay sober. It'll help you. And Bethenny: You ain't Jeebus girl. Let it go. Be a good mother to your daughter. I was playing the" Cabaret " drinking game! Time to hit the big bed!

Was I just hallucinating or did Ashley look like she was getting thrown out of Patricia's house and said something like "I'm gonna call the popo" WTF? Call the popo on a woman in her OWN house?? I'm glad to see nothing INTERESTING has been going on!